Containment Random Chris Updates

[PyrrhicRustle]

That's not even funny. It's just pathetic and sad mate.

The Cole part is a tiny bit funny.

 

[Rogowski]

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Lol. Get fucked loser.

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[Mariposa Electrique]

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No one is putting out. Stop lying.

 

[Glowie]

I am being cunty mcgee the hella-ween here, but I just had a strange thought. Turning up to Christian's house with a fake ambulance or coroner van to take the body, and just doing weekend at bernie things with it, and sending chris the photographs. Cops aren't going to think you've got a corpse with you; barb's looked dead for 6 years.

Could put her in a shopping cart and recreate Jackass
Could take her paint balling and use her as cover
Dress her in a pickle suit after the rigormortis wears off
Dress her as princess peach and tell Chris she's in one of several Koopa/Soup Hotels.

Then finally taking her up to Cole's house, ringing the doorbell, and running.

This makes you sound more autistic than Chris, just think about that for a second.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

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So despite claiming to be married to Magi-Chan and Mewtwo, being 100% invested in the merge fulfilling his every desire, and being a Goddess on top of all that... he’s still holding on to his dream of getting some china (without paying for it anyway).

If Chris finally got that boyfriend-free girl or a pity fuck I guarantee he’d drop the merge bullshit and the tranny shtick. All it takes is for one hot girl to tell him they’d suck him off if he went back to classic Chris and he’d jump on that ship faster than Sonichu zaps to the extreme.

 

[CrimsonAcid]

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So if MKR has given up on Chris; that means there are 3 watchmen left: Bismuth, Lanichu and Kyle. I bet their all going to eventually have enough of Chris's bullshit and leave him. Praetor is going to be an eye-opener for these dense-heads.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

This makes you sound more autistic than Chris, just think about that for a second.

strange, but the people who love and worship the trolling of aeons past now seem utterly reluctant to try something (admittedly not as absurd as I suggested), and fearfully call it weening. It's almost as if so many people hunted the white rhino to extinction, then suddenly realised they like the taste of its cum. Seriously, I never get/got the hypocrisy of this. Was it the ideas guy thing that scared people off? Null feeling guilty?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

So if MKR has given up on Chris; that means there are 3 watchmen left: Bismuth, Lanichu and Kyle. I bet their all going to eventually have enough of Chris's bullshit and leave him. Praetor is going to be an eye-opener for these dense-heads.

Haven't the watchmen only ever forced Chris to reconsider allowing sockness to visit the Sonichu temple? (And even then I think it was the twitter and/or discord orbiters that probably forced his hand if anything). Apart from that, they haven't ever done anything else to help Chris is any significant way, they're kinda gatekeepers of Chris preventing him from seeking help elsewhere (optimistic I know), essentially acting as reverse idea guys, just nowhere near as clingy and autistic.

The sooner all of them fuck off, the better Chris will be when reality drops a bombshell on him.

 

[Probably An Autist]

strange, but the people who love and worship the trolling of aeons past now seem utterly reluctant to try something (admittedly not as absurd as I suggested), and fearfully call it weening. It's almost as if so many people hunted the white rhino to extinction, then suddenly realised they like the taste of its cum. Seriously, I never get/got the hypocrisy of this. Was it the ideas guy thing that scared people off? Null feeling guilty?

Because Chris has reached the point where he needs zero interaction to be an entertaining moron. You could put him in an empty room and he'd still somehow manage to create drama out of it. Being a sperg and trolling him for le epik lulz is 1) gay and 2) gets no reaction anyway. it's way more fun to see him fail on his arse without any help.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Congratulations MKR! It took you, a woman in her late 20s, the better half of three years to finally sod off and move the fuck on with your life instead of roleplaying 24/7 with a middle aged transvestite. The kicker for me though? The way she phrased this message made it sound like she was passive aggressively breaking up with an online boyfriend.

I wonder how long it'll be before Sockness sticks his head out again.

I really hope that sockness comes back so The praetor fags have to fight with his utter insane bullshit. That would make me so happy.

 

[Troon Carey]

I am being cunty mcgee the hella-ween here, but I just had a strange thought. Turning up to Christian's house with a fake ambulance or coroner van to take the body, and just doing weekend at bernie things with it, and sending chris the photographs. Cops aren't going to think you've got a corpse with you; barb's looked dead for 6 years.

Could put her in a shopping cart and recreate Jackass
Could take her paint balling and use her as cover
Dress her in a pickle suit after the rigormortis wears off
Dress her as princess peach and tell Chris she's in one of several Koopa/Soup Hotels.

Then finally taking her up to Cole's house, ringing the doorbell, and running.

I don't think you know what a ween is you retarded faggot and this shit is dumb as hell.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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Chris should just act more forward and touchy feely next time to to get the whole charade over with quicker, but yeah, Chris thirsting after teen girls again like with the teen troon squad, what a surprise.

I am being cunty mcgee the hella-ween here, but I just had a strange thought. Turning up to Christian's house with a fake ambulance or coroner van to take the body, and just doing weekend at bernie things with it, and sending chris the photographs. Cops aren't going to think you've got a corpse with you; barb's looked dead for 6 years.

Could put her in a shopping cart and recreate Jackass
Could take her paint balling and use her as cover
Dress her in a pickle suit after the rigormortis wears off
Dress her as princess peach and tell Chris she's in one of several Koopa/Soup Hotels.

Then finally taking her up to Cole's house, ringing the doorbell, and running.

You need to make the ambulance go “JUUULAAY!! JUUULAAY!! JUUULAAY!!”.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I wonder if the Dodge still runs. Chris could strap her to the roof like Chevy Chase did in Vacation and leave a note on Cole's sliding glass door.

 

[The Dude]

I wonder if the Dodge still runs. Chris could strap her to the roof like Chevy Chase did in Vacation and leave a note on Cole's sliding glass door.

Chris is in shitty health and has no muscle mass. His arms and legs are scrawny string beans that are barely up to the task of awkwardly shuffling his own corpulent bulk around. He'd be lucky to shift Babs' corpse forward off her chair far enough for gravity to pull her the rest of the way down onto the floor. He's got no hope in hell in carrying/dragging her out of a house that's so hoarded that they only have narrow walkways through all the toys, Goodwill junk, and garbage, then hoisting her corpse up onto the roof of their rusted-out shit waggon to strap her down Aunt Edna-style.

 

[AnOminous]

The way she phrased this message made it sound like she was passive aggressively breaking up with an online boyfriend.

Worse, she's literally angry and jealous she got cucked by a teenage autist from that Praetor shit.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Worse, she's literally angry and jealous she got cucked by a teenage autist from that Praetor shit.

I’m still kinda shocked how we’re living in an era of Christory where two actual, real women (that aren’t just fake identities or trolls pretending to be them) are fighting over who gets to be his friend.

Yeah I know, it’s not for the reasons he’d want them to be but still... damn.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Chris is in shitty health and has no muscle mass. His arms and legs are scrawny string beans that are barely up to the task of awkwardly shuffling his own corpulent bulk around. He'd be lucky to shift Babs' corpse forward off her chair far enough for gravity to pull her the rest of the way down onto the floor. He's got no hope in hell in carrying/dragging her out of a house that's so hoarded that they only have narrow walkways through all the toys, Goodwill junk, and garbage, then hoisting her corpse up onto the roof of their rusted-out shit waggon to strap her down Aunt Edna-style.

That is if anyone is ever informed of her death. It's terrifyingly likely that Chris will just ignore her death (because he copes it away by saying that she's in CWCville now with Bob or something) and let her rot away in the living room until someone notices her corpse in the background of a video.

 

[The Un-Clit]

strange, but the people who love and worship the trolling of aeons past now seem utterly reluctant to try something (admittedly not as absurd as I suggested), and fearfully call it weening. It's almost as if so many people hunted the white rhino to extinction, then suddenly realised they like the taste of its cum. Seriously, I never get/got the hypocrisy of this. Was it the ideas guy thing that scared people off? Null feeling guilty?

Probably a combination of the feeling that Chris is 'our' special founding cow (thus the nickname OPL, Our Pet Lolcow) and the prevailing (but maybe unproven) feeling that Chis is much funnier when he's left to fuck up on his own then when he's pushed to do something stupid, along with a bit of Troll's Remorse from the old guard who were actually around and involved with trolling Chris from the early days. For example, I am sure Bluespike feels ashamed as fuck of what he did to Chris back when he was barely even a teenager.

Alongside of this, the average age of users of the Farms is aging right alongside Chris-Chan, and for grownups it's kind of pathetic planning to push a middle-aged autist into doing stupid pet tricks.

All these factors (plus many more I am sure) combine to a community-wide acceptance of the idea that Cows in general and Chris in particular should be watched and archived but not manipulated by Kiwis.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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Lol. Get fucked loser.

You know what's funny? Chris hangs on every word every female says and follows their directions (some of the time), but he couldn't follow this enabler's advice of getting out of Praetor. Well, it's happened in other cases like Anna McLarren, but unless MKRNightvee offered China, maybe that would persuade Chris to actually listen and leave.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

You know what's funny? Chris hangs on every word every female says and follows their directions (some of the time), but he couldn't follow this enabler's advice of getting out of Praetor. Well, it's happened in other cases like Anna McLarren, but unless MKRNightvee offered China, maybe that would persuade Chris to actually listen and leave.

I thought MKR was trans, chris doesn't want any unclit other than his own.