Containment Random Chris Updates

"But I digress"
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The Fool said:
I'm pretty confident that was a tantrum and he was fishing for pity. "Oh, look at the poor defenseless chris-chan, lets let him stay :( "
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Possible. I mean he was given toys for speaking, probably toys to shut him up. I doubt he's used to behaving without positive encouragement or rewards. Ive heard he sat, curled up for an hour or two, with nobody physically dragging him out. Maybe the smell was too bad. Either way, he didn't scream, beg, yell, or try to hide: he just sat there, furled up, and spin-dashed toward mecca. Maybe he was hoping they'd go away, or someone would step in and help him.



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She makes a comment about doing videos on a musical where blacks larp as people. Then he talks about himself.... psychic ppowers.... how he rambles.... how he rambles again, and how you have a right to act as you feel, when in truth, one of the best traits of being a human is to not always act on instinct or impulse.... but I digress.
 
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I love how digress for him means his brain is trying to catch up with his mouth.
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Chris feels like he has to sound smart and educated every time he posts anything online, which makes him write long-winded explanations of opinions and statements that should only take three or four words. Except by the time he finishes a sentence it’s hard to tell what point he was even trying to make at all without rereading a few times over to distill it.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Chris feels like he has to sound smart and educated every time he posts anything online, which makes him write long-winded explanations of opinions and statements that should only take three or four words. Except by the time he finishes a sentence it’s hard to tell what point he was even trying to make at all without rereading a few times over to distill it.
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Too bad he's not a poster on KF he'd fit right in
 
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Chris feels like he has to sound smart and educated every time he posts anything online, which makes him write long-winded explanations of opinions and statements that should only take three or four words. Except by the time he finishes a sentence it’s hard to tell what point he was even trying to make at all without rereading a few times over to distill it.
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fuck I'm chris. Well, just a matter of time before you found out my autism power levels. Sorry guys.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Chris feels like he has to sound smart and educated every time he posts anything online, which makes him write long-winded explanations of opinions and statements that should only take three or four words. Except by the time he finishes a sentence it’s hard to tell what point he was even trying to make at all without rereading a few times over to distill it.
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I also love how he got that saying from blathers from AC. Blathers may be annoying with how he rambles on about something but at least what he says makes sense and is actually on topic and can even be informal.


The only thing Chris's blathering can inform anyone is how much of a moron he is.
 
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Chris feels like he has to sound smart and educated every time he posts anything online, which makes him write long-winded explanations of opinions and statements that should only take three or four words. Except by the time he finishes a sentence it’s hard to tell what point he was even trying to make at all without rereading a few times over to distill it.
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I remember during the last update where he put barbs near corpse on display, he had to bop his head to get it working again.
 
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Tikbalang said:
"But I digress"
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Argh My Cigar said:
Chris feels like he has to sound smart and educated every time he posts anything online, which makes him write long-winded explanations of opinions and statements that should only take three or four words. Except by the time he finishes a sentence it’s hard to tell what point he was even trying to make at all without rereading a few times over to distill it.
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It's called tangentiality. It's quite common in mental illness.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Chris feels like he has to sound smart and educated every time he posts anything online, which makes him write long-winded explanations of opinions and statements that should only take three or four words. Except by the time he finishes a sentence it’s hard to tell what point he was even trying to make at all without rereading a few times over to distill it.
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This, combined with using "smart" sounding words that he only halfway understands.
He used to to this a lot back in the day when he'd use "individual" and "such as/that" to sound official.
 
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With Chris mentioning Blathers, it makes me miss the time where he’d create autistic content for whatever games he was into. It was always dumb fun going through his custom LBP levels. If he’s playing the newest Animal Crossing I hope he posts his village ID so I can see how poorly designed and cluttered his island is.
 
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