Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Dude]

Don't tell Chris that, he'll take it as a personal attack on his life and bombard you with stress sighs

The only things that will be attacking Chris' life will be diabetes, heart disease, high cholesterol, and parasites.

 

[Accel]

Hold on a second, I thought the prophecy said that Chris had to be Crystal's father! If he ignores the words of GodJesus and becomes the mother instead, what other kinds of heresy will we see? What's next, a niggo as the father?

It's like you've completely forgotten his frozen navy. He can be both!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The only things that will be attacking Chris' life will be diabetes, heart disease, high cholesterol, and parasites.

Don't forget bill collectors and bills in general. I know that Marvin thinks Chris can make it after Barb's death, but I think he will drown, at least financially.

 

[The Dude]

Don't forget bill collectors and bills in general. I know that Marvin thinks Chris can make it after Barb's death, but I think he will drown, at least financially.

Even if he were debt free I doubt he would be able to hang on to 14BC. Eventually his lifestyle and obesity is going to catch up with him and he will be swamped with medical bills on top of his other debts. I see an endless cycle of homelessness, hospital visits, and probably stints in jail for Chris post-Barb.

 

[nad7155]

I know that Marvin thinks

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris learned about the new Sonic game that allows for custom characters.

The ones shown in the clip seem to be based off of Blarms Sonic, though, so Sonichu might just end up with yellow arms.

 

[Lipitor]

I think Chris' obsession with Britney Spears stems from them both having a series of parallel insane moments in their lives. For instance; Britney struggled with drugs and anxiety while Chris struggles with spending his own money, pretending to be a woman and the inability to not make an ass of himself on the internet daily.

Fuck that! He just wants pussy, but is too stupid to discern quality, attainability, or sanity. The media told him that he wants to bang Britney, so now he wants to bang Britney.

I always assumed he got his love of boy bands and Britney from the gal pals. Their popularity matches up with the time Chris and them would have been in high school. I think he probably sat around enough conversations about girly pop music that he decided it was the music he liked as well. I mean obviously Chris would probably have liked Britney anyway, because even an autist could tell she was selling sex to teenagers. However, that doesn't explain why he likes boy bands like Backstreet boys, damn mayuls. I think he just liked whatever the gal pals like, cuz chris has no taste or distinction of quality for anything higher than childrens' cartoons.

Chris learned about the new Sonic game that allows for custom characters.

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The ones shown in the clip seem to be based off of Blarms Sonic, though.

It looks like you can custom make your own version of sonic in this game... it's like they literally made it for all of the autists in their fanbase. Bet you $1 mil in CWCquarters Chris makes a video of him making Sonichu in the game.

 

[Woodcutting bot]

I thought the prophecy said that Chris had to be Crystal's father!

He will self fertilize and create the most autistic creature to ever walk this earth

 

[Trilby]

I always assumed he got his love of boy bands and Britney from the gal pals. Their popularity matches up with the time Chris and them would have been in high school. I think he probably sat around enough conversations about girly pop music that he decided it was the music he liked as well. I mean obviously Chris would probably have liked Britney anyway, because even an autist could tell she was selling sex to teenagers. However, that doesn't explain why he likes boy bands like Backstreet boys, damn mayuls. I think he just liked whatever the gal pals like, cuz chris has no taste or distinction of quality for anything higher than childrens' cartoons.

Had he hanged out with the right crowd, he probably would've been into urban or metal! That seemed to be the two choices I often noticed in school, never pop!

It looks like you can custom make your own version of sonic in this game... it's like they literally made it for all of the autists in their fanbase. Bet you $1 mil in CWCquarters Chris makes a video of him making Sonichu in the game.

I'm not waiting!

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Chris learned about the new Sonic game that allows for custom characters.

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Yep. CALLED IT (again)!
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-724#post-2274116

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Holliday Special]

Why hasn't Cole blocked Chris yet? Its not like Chris is able to come to NYC to search him out, though that would be hilarious. Sonchu gets impounded, Chris freaks and ends up arrested, Barb can't travel to get him out and he ends up in Rikers where he is finally finds a sweetheart.

 

[Aldora]

The new Sonic game looks shit.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Why hasn't Cole blocked Chris yet?

He will right after he gets confirmation Barb is dead.

The new Sonic game looks shit.

It won't stop Chris from getting all the trophies.

 

[Male Soul]

I'd assume Cole hasn't blocked him because he does not want to acknowledge his existence at all.

 

[Varis]

I'd assume Cole hasn't blocked him because he does not want to acknowledge his existence at all.

Cole may not have blocked Chris, but he has probably muted him by now. Chris can scream at Cole all he wants and doesn't even know that Cole can't see his tweets.

Mute is a feature that allows you to remove an account's Tweets from your timeline without unfollowing or blocking that account. Muted accounts will not know that you’ve muted them and you can unmute them at any time.

More on that here.

 

[Raiken]

Was it already mentioned that Chris watched that cowboy bebop where that assasin manchild gets stomped while he lies on the ground crying? It's telling that he found that funny instead of disturbing.

 

[Damndirtytroll]

Why hasn't Cole blocked Chris yet? Its not like Chris is able to come to NYC to search him out, though that would be hilarious. Sonchu gets impounded, Chris freaks and ends up arrested, Barb can't travel to get him out and he ends up in Rikers where he is finally finds a sweetheart.

And that's how The Division started.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Had he hanged out with the right crowd, he probably would've been into urban or metal! That seemed to be the two choices I often noticed in school, never pop!

Chris liked Britney Spears and Backstreet Boys in high school because they are the McDonald's of music. TV told him that he liked them so he did.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I like how Chris is making more money than Cole through both Patreon and YouTube monetization (even his sewing videos have more views than most of Cole's reviews), yet Chris still feels the need to beg for money from him.