Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Crazy to think the galpals probably alreadly have kids more mature than Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Crazy to think the galpals probably alreadly have kids more mature than Chris.

In so many ways, they're probably already in college, having sex every day, going to parties, graduating with valuable degrees, holding down one to two jobs. While their parents are paying their final mortgage payment, raising their younger children, thinking about having more kids, getting master's degrees, and celebrating wedding anniversaries. Meanwhile,

Chris is still obsessing over a dumb birthday party people went to out of pity. A party where Chris acted like a childish terd because Barb accidentally got the wring gift. A party that is a direct reflection of his entire course in life.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

In so many ways, they're probably already in college, having sex every day, going to parties, graduating with valuable degrees, holding down one to two jobs. While their parents are paying their final mortgage payment, raising their younger children, thinking about having more kids, getting master's degrees, and celebrating wedding anniversaries. Meanwhile,

Chris is still obsessing over a dumb birthday party people went to out of pity. A party where Chris acted like a childish terd because Barb accidentally got the wring gift. A party that is a direct reflection of his entire course in life.

Lol they were actually in this autistic retard's facebook and making fun of him, especially the picture where he wears his moms underwear.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It feels like I'm reading a manifesto made by an insane person who thinks fairies will only talk to him if he shoots his mom.

Eerily reminds me of when Barb did that video birthday shout out to Adam Lanza.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

In so many ways, they're probably already in college, having sex every day, going to parties, graduating with valuable degrees, holding down one to two jobs. While their parents are paying their final mortgage payment, raising their younger children, thinking about having more kids, getting master's degrees, and celebrating wedding anniversaries. Meanwhile,

Chris is still obsessing over a dumb birthday party people went to out of pity. A party where Chris acted like a childish terd because Barb accidentally got the wring gift. A party that is a direct reflection of his entire course in life.

The saddest thing for me is Chris thinks they were good friends even though that was pretty much the only time he hung out with them (Or any other classmates for that matter) outside of high school.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Thoughts on this?

'What a pile of inane shit' springs irresistibly to mind.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

'What a pile of inane shit' springs irresistibly to mind.

"Is Chris getting better?"

 

[Shabobus]

It's odd he went full circle from loving his high school gal pals, to calling them out as traitors, and is now apparently back to cherishing his memories of them. Did he forgive all that stuff about them being hired help, or is it one more thing he simply forgot about?

 

[Nobue]

For example didn’t the Praetor guys say Chris was interested one of the girls in the group? (Annirenee):

Well, Chris at least has taste in this one situation.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

And thus, as Prometheus did in the myths, we got the knowledge of enlighment thanks to Chris

Christian's immortal body should be bound to a rock and have it's liver torn out daily, forever.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

'What a pile of inane shit' springs irresistibly to mind.

Isn't that basically everything he's done for the past 10 years?

 

[A Grey Cat]

In so many ways, they're probably already in college, having sex every day, going to parties, graduating with valuable degrees, holding down one to two jobs. While their parents are paying their final mortgage payment, raising their younger children, thinking about having more kids, getting master's degrees, and celebrating wedding anniversaries. Meanwhile,

Chris is still obsessing over a dumb birthday party people went to out of pity. A party where Chris acted like a childish terd because Barb accidentally got the wring gift. A party that is a direct reflection of his entire course in life.

they'd be middle aged with teenage kids of their own by now, maybe their last little ones if we go by the movie this is 40. And even if they don't have kids I'm sure the Manchesther high class of 2000 has moved on and have much more fuflling lives than chris has, had, or ever will have.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

they'd be middle aged with teenage kids of their own by now, maybe their last little ones if we go by the movie this is 40. And even if they don't have kids I'm sure the Manchesther high class of 2000 has moved on and have much more fuflling lives than chris has, had, or ever will have.

I think being a crackwhore would be infinitely more fulfilling than sitting on crystals all day, imagining they're Sonichu eggs while playing videa.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Isn't that basically everything he's done for the past 10 years?

His English and comprehension has gone downhill after graduating HS. And Chris' college days certainly haven't made them better. Thank you very much, American school system.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His English and comprehension has gone downhill after graduating HS. And Chris' college days certainly haven't made them better. Thank you very much, American school system.

You really can't blame the school system. Most if not all neurotypicals never lose their reading comprehension or verbal skills until they get alzheimer's disease. The problem is Chris never had them to begin with, he 's only ever pretended to be intelligent. Like, @AnOminous said, the autistic tend to go downhill around middle age, and Chris is already middle aged.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

they'd be middle aged with teenage kids of their own by now, maybe their last little ones if we go by the movie this is 40. And even if they don't have kids I'm sure the Manchesther high class of 2000 has moved on and have much more fuflling lives than chris has, had, or ever will have.

Given Chris is 39 if a female classmate had a kid at 21 then they’d be 18 now.

So if there ever was a school reunion I wouldn’t be surprised if it was incredibly awkward and a little bit like:

 

[A Grey Cat]

Given Chris is 39 if a female classmate had a kid at 21 then they’d be 18 now so if there ever were a school reunion I wouldn’t be surprised if it was incredibly awkward and a little bit like:

Oh and then of course Chris would ask a lot of creepy questions about their daughters including if they're 18 so they can join Chris for a little "Galpal time." For old time's sake

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Oh and then of course Chris would ask a lot of creepy questions about their daughters including if they're 18 so they can join Chris for a little "Galpal time." For old time's sake

Are their legs strong enough for scissoring, do they like MLP & Sailor Moon, what size are their breasts, so they can change bras. You know, the usual girl stuff.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Are their legs strong enough for scissoring, do they like MLP & Sailor Moon, what size are their breasts, so they can change bras. You know, the usual girl stuff.

Chris should really consider moving to the tranch once he looses the house, he and Kevin have so much in common right on down to having or had "AM holes."

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris should really consider moving to the tranch once he looses the house, he and Kevin have so much in common right on down to having or had "AM holes."

Chris is pretty unique as far as troons go in that he’s got no sense of shame so doesn’t need other troons constantly giving him positive reinforcement so if he met Kevin or even someone like himself he’d probably be as disgusted and want to leave ASAP like anyone else.