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Still can't believe Chris views himself as thin. Plus, Chris is good at fanfic-ing himself; he's been doing it the past 10 years.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Oct 7, 2017
'Oh Magi-Chan, push your giant spiky pickle into my butt!'
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It's pretty Freudian how Chris thinks about putting dicks in asses, since he's done that to himself, both willingly and being forced to. He says he doesn't like it, but when it comes to being forced to, he'll do it.
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I find it funny how because of a shitty book no one will read Chris has become really horny again
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I felt like his earlier tirade could have been written by a troll, but this confirms that Chris is just major league horny. Another takeaway from his rant that might be significant is his statement that he has realized that nobody in this world matches his "aura," and that's why he never had a real girlfriend. Now this post is talking about auras again, so it seems like he is just hoping there IS some cute girl out there who suddenly realizes that there is a matching aura for her in this world emanating from a damn near 40-year old tranny with an overweighted belly and butt.
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Sounds like he's not satisfied with his furry spouses. Could be the best time to admit he's lonely and afraid that he'll grow older alone.
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If Chris really went through SRS that would just leave him with an open wound to store more plastic junk (I mean transformers, not dildos). The hoard would gain a walking storage.
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First it's noviophobia and his hatred of JERK MALES for taking every woman (in reality it's because of Chris and his ridiculous standards for a GF), now, it's because there was no girl that matches with his "aura" . Yes Chris, it's all about the things other than yourself that is the problem with his relationships.
I wonder if he'll divorce MagiChan, Newtwo and Sylvania if he decides to go back into the love quest?
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Chris's appearance in full in Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station.
This is from 2013 and as such I'm amazed given the amount of time and autism we put into OPL that nobody noticed this before.
jc17
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"Ya'll had yet chance for something great! Penises up my ass!! CUMMING ON THEIR CHESTS AND FACES!!!!!"
How lady and Goddess like of you to say, Chris. You sick perverted fuckstick, you.
I love how he criticizes everyone for mistreating his younger self, "how could anyone hate such a pure hearted soul" while at the same time despising his younger "male" self and holding him accountable for his ruined life.
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Chris has taken blaming others for his failures & misfortunes to a whole new level; normally, blaming your past self for how your life turned out is a sign of maturity. Chris, on the other hand, legitimately believes his classic self is a completely separate entity from his contemporary, omnipotent self that transcended humanity like an autistic Dr. Manhattan.
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>I can hear the thoughts of "Retarded Faggot" and "Get a job" already amongst all of you in response
Maybe Bob is calling out from the other dimension after all!
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When is Chris going to start planning for conventions again?
Ive already been to one in 2021, going to one in July in Texas and gonna see another local one in August.
I thought Chris wanted to go to conventions? That was the whole reason he claimed him and Sonichu swapped bodies, and Corona ruined them.
Ive already been to one in 2021, going to one in July in Texas and gonna see another local one in August.
I thought Chris wanted to go to conventions? That was the whole reason he claimed him and Sonichu swapped bodies, and Corona ruined them.
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Yeah so much for being this all powerful multidimensional Goddess, what's a little virus gonna do to someone as omnipotent like Chris?
tyrannosaurus_chex
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Chris makes me sad, genuinely sad. Sad that he's lonely, sad that he's never had an actual "true and honest friend", sad that he'll never be loved, sad that he's descending further into madness to cope.
Honestly, would he even want someone in his life if he knew it was going to be work, and not just constant ass-kissing and sex?
Honestly, would he even want someone in his life if he knew it was going to be work, and not just constant ass-kissing and sex?
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Thin or a woman. What a dumb fat faggot. I like how after he ranted about getting fucked in the ass by trolls, he has to restablish that he's a totes hot lesbian, guise.
Here's my interpretation, Chris, but it's not Fanfic.
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Oh shit, a classic style CWC video:
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And he he is allowing comments back. Of course they're all asspats.
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Well sequestria in Maryland aka bronycon 2 is still rescheduled to may next year but Chris was premtivley permabanned from that con even though it has yet to get off the ground.
Trotcon in Ohio is having an online con in July but of course that's never enough for Chris and they're back with a con this December oddly enough guess Ohio isnt permanently worried about covid the way Maryland and Cali are and speaking of.
The con Chris wanted to go to babscon in sanfran that rescheduled to 2022 too. What can you expect from the state that was in total lockdown the longest and will probably still have mask mandates well after the world population has been vaccinated?