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Claims Ted Bundy is innocent and he likes Randy Stair. I think Chris is interested into criminals in some way.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Now that you mention it, is it Chris' autistic subconsciousness thinking "I've been behind bars. I'm like an anti hero or 'freedom fighter.'"
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And cue Chris creating his own custom Sonichu/My Little Pony Tarot Cards in three...two...one...
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I wouldn’t be surprised if he not only does that but replaces the cards so there’s no death or the fool only nonsense about ponies, his goddess powers and the merge, removing any potentially negative or critical cards with affirming and positive ones.
Given they’re connected to a terrorist cult I’m guessing a ween bought them for Chris.
Aren’t those Idea guy remnants?
Although Chris did say the Saw movies were amongst his favourite movies which came as a bit of a surprise to me at the time given Chris tends to enjoy stuff like Mary Poppins, Transformers, Pokemon and other made for children media, he also seems to have watched all of them so maybe there’s some interest like criminals or something like that which for some reason he hasn’t talked about yet.
If Sonichu is anything to go by maybe he just likes to fantasize about acts of violence towards people he thinks has wronged him?
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And failing to see the point, every single card results in positive outcome. Life is all sunshine and rainbow.
On related note Chris might as well adopt TikTok manifesting. You know "cheat codes for life". Chris fits right in, entitled lazy fucks who refuse to work for anything and reality can be changed by bunch of numbers
I can't decide if it would be funny, sad to outright pathetic when he starts chanting string of number for money, beauty, gender change or anything else.
Chris has trouble remembering string of numbers as seen his capability to manage money.
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That would mean that Chris' babblings about kindness is BS. Then again, that wouldn't surprise me. If Chris currently into violent media now, I'm surprised he hasn't taken to collecting non firearms, like swords.
Interchanger
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I read on his child procession/child channelling post that he was friends with Merlin? At this point how many 'reincarnations' and 'past life's' has Chris Chan claimed he's had. Right now I can only think of the Jacob Sockness kitasuna princess.
Also is this Merlin from Arthurian Legend or somthing completely different.
Also is this Merlin from Arthurian Legend or somthing completely different.
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Bundychu certainly was down to the Idea Fags, but I think Chris stumbled across Randy Stair on his own. I think it's a bit much to say that he likes Randy, other than going 'hey! He likes MLP too!'
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I love how even the comments are bashing him for his illiteracy.
Other than that, the Osho tarots are drastically renamed in a pseudo-Zen manner. If this page is correct, the Abundance card is based off the King of Pentacles (or Coins) card.
It represents the acquisition great wealth or influence (something Chris definitely doesn't have) and the responsibility of material welfare (ditto). If reversed, it can also symbolize overinflated egos and lack of self-discipline (something we should all know by now).
Other than that, the Osho tarots are drastically renamed in a pseudo-Zen manner. If this page is correct, the Abundance card is based off the King of Pentacles (or Coins) card.
It represents the acquisition great wealth or influence (something Chris definitely doesn't have) and the responsibility of material welfare (ditto). If reversed, it can also symbolize overinflated egos and lack of self-discipline (something we should all know by now).
Lazy Man
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Twilight shitlicks dusty dicpics and Chris' Faux-kemon.
Second-Hand Boat Supplies
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An interdimensional goddess trying to possess a child across time seems like the kind of thing that could fry the kid's brain, giving him autism. Some version of this is what I now accept as cannon
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Here's a great card for Chris. That little white dog is Marvin trying to stop Chris.
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That's his only purpose why CWCville exists.
You need a new pair of glasses
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The Fool is about innocence and the start of a journey. Chris gets Inverted Stars.
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Look at that huge zit on his big nose. So feminine, so classy. Chris doesn't pass for shit. Look at that medallion.
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Let me guess: Chris is full of himself that he made a makeshift book singing booth?
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He probably purchased 50 copies of that book just to sign it himself. The booth probably had a paper that said, "Meet accomplished author, goddess, sex symbol, and eater of sperms, Christine Weston Chandler - Sonichu".