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deadson said:
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Chris's stupid habit of demanding stupid shit from huge companies rears it's ugly head again.
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I love how he thinks Crayola has any fucking clue what he's sperging about. I'd pay money to see the face of whatever intern handles the Crayola Twitter and clicks on his profile expecting some quirky kid and is suddenly faced with the spawn of the worlds nightmares combined.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I love how he thinks Crayola has any fucking clue what he's sperging about. I'd pay money to see the face of whatever intern handles the Crayola Twitter and clicks on his profile expecting some quirky kid and is suddenly faced with the spawn of the worlds nightmares combined.
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"huh, must be some little rascal on his parents account"

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If Chris manages to get that gawdawful costume made and actually wears it, it'll make this whole retarded mess worth it. It really tickles me that Chris is going to a convention for pony faggots, and the cosplay he wants to wear isn't really related to pony shit aside from it being from Chris' power fantasy. There is nothing about it that would connect it back to MLP for anyone who doesn't know about Chris and his kiddie comic. He's going to look like a giant baked potato that got rolled through some Special Ed class' rainy day fun time arts and crafts box.

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I’m impressed, Chris. I especially like how you’ve captured Kelsey’s handsome gills and massive cyclopean eye. Truly an excellent likeness.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that Frasier looks like some kind of horrific, abominable Deep One/Cyclops mutant. All of his latest drawings have been Tier One nightmare fuel.

Cask of Amontillado said:
Well, well! Someone combined Sonichu with some Aztec mythology.

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Chris can go fuck himself. The only thing about the Merge that I've had to look forward to is hunting every color of Sonichu so I can stuff and mount the heads on my Man Cave wall. I still need to find out if Sonichus will be a seasonal hunt that you need to draw out for a hunting tag/license and have a bag limit, like Deer or Elk, or if they'll be considered a varmint like Rabbits or Coyotes where you can hunt them any time, don't need a tag, and there's no bag limit. Hell, in some areas of the US there's a bounty on critters like Coyote and feral Hogs because of the damage they can do to livestock and crops. I wonder if it'll be a similar scenario with 'chus? Might be able to make a living that way. Hmmmm...

Blue Miaplacidus said:
I wouldn't be surprised if he was wearing it for some autistic troon reason like compressing and/or hiding his Adam's apple, or just straight degenerate furry accessory. I feel horrible for the people at the airport behind him in line at TSA. It's going to take him 8 billion years to pull out all the relevant shit from his luggage and remove the roughly 20 lbs of jewelry and accessories.
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You're giving Chris and his thought processes WAY too much credit. I doubt Chris even remembers that males have Adam's Apples. Besides, the fat rolls around his neck do a far better job at hiding his Adam's Apple than the retarded junk and trinkets he wears ever could. He just likes wearing stupid junk around his neck and wrists. I totally agree with you about the people waiting in line behind him at airport security and the TSA agents who have to deal with him. It would be hilarious if he misses his flight because he insisted on wearing all that Autistic shit instead of packing it away and putting it on when he gets to his hotel room. Hopefully no one warns him about it.
 
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Both Britney and Chris are in similar situations.
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As of now, Chris didn't nominate himself.
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Tikbalang said:
Both Britney and Chris are in similar situations.
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As of now, Chris didn't nominate himself.
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Gotta read the fine print: any contestant who wins Miss CWCville will be required to become Madame Mayor's new BFF, must make themselves available to the Mayor 24/7/365, and will be contractually obligated to fulfill all of the Mayor's needs and wants...including those of a sexual nature.
 
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The Dude said:
Gotta read the fine print: any contestant who wins Miss CWCville will be required to become Madame Mayor's new BFF, must make themselves available to the Mayor 24/7/365, and will be contractually obligated to fulfill all of the Mayor's needs and wants...including those of a sexual nature.
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Turns out all of the contestants are drag queens
 
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deadson said:
Speaking of which...

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Chris's stupid habit of demanding stupid shit from huge companies rears it's ugly head again.
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God forbid he swatch new pens on a piece of paper first. Or even get some art quality shit rather than markers made for grade school kids. Then again, his "art" is kindergarten level, so in the end, who fucking cares.
 
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deadson said:
Speaking of which...

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Chris's stupid habit of demanding stupid shit from huge companies rears it's ugly head again.
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If I didn't know of Chris, I would've chalked this up as another complaint. I could not take it seriously when Chris referred to himself as "chronicler."

Tikbalang said:
Here's the alternative: iPad, a stylus, and a free drawing app. Chris spent his stimulus for a reason, so he should make use of it.
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I forgot he had the latest in tech to create his "art". In short, Chris is a waste.
 
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