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Chet Masterson said:
Toffee_Rosechu is an interesting account, seems like someone legitimately obsessed with the Sonichu characters, in irony or not.
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I was curious on this sperg and i can't tell if it's a troon or a mentally ill zoomer girl. They tweet about being woken up by the police because family members were sucking on the barrel of guns, their mom abusing them then dying then about how they miss their mom. Like all the other retard white knights it's tweets are nothing but cartoons and toys. Bizarre.
 
Chris' "signature sex move" is called "Chocolate Thunder and Rain". It's a long, hard, wet fart as he sadly laments that fucking around with Titty Skittles and a lifetime of eating junk food have robbed him of ever experiencing an erection ever again.
 
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Heh. Of course both Toffee and Punchy have to be as physically powerful as Goku. Of course.

ETA: I do find myself wondering if this Toffee is a genuine sperg who genuinely likes Sonichu, as opposed to a ween or troll. She appears to have dedicated a lot of her time to doing decent-quality art of the Sonichu cast and her own Donut Steel OC. Maybe Chris's Love Quest isn't finally over just yet...in fact, maybe he's finally found that heartsweet sperg who'll actually be able to put up with him. Yeah,yeah, optimistic as hell, I know, but she seems more genuinely committed to playing along with, and adding to, Chris's fantasies than any troll or ween I can recall.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Maybe Chris's Love Quest isn't finally over just yet...in fact, maybe he's finally found that heartsweet sperg who'll actually be able to put up with him. Yeah,yeah, optimistic as hell, I know, but she seems more genuinely committed to playing along with, and adding to, Chris's fantasies than any troll or ween I can recall.
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She claims to be married to an actual living breathing human. But I wouldn't be opposed to a homewrecker saga
 
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Basketball Jones said:
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Who on this forum hasn't heard of the Kamehameha move?
 
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Tikbalang said:
Comics tell more than a thread of tweets. I see McDonald's and Chick-fil-A, how did they get meat. I hope Chris has answers to that.
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I see that Chris' idea of a relationship still hasn't evolved beyond what a 5 year old think a relationship is. Even Tumblr troons from 10 years ago had a better idea of how relationships worked.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Long sperg about Angelica Rosechu and Asian Knuckles.
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  • Bananasaurus died. That means it's possible to escape from his hell.
  • The two had sex and used a condom. Either Asian Knuckles or Angelica told Chris about it or in CWCville, there's no such thing as privacy.
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- Churchy-White-Sanic is like, the churchiest chu you could ever find, guys.
- Then in his next breath he tells us how she had furry, unchristian premarital sex with Knuckles-chu after dating for like two hours, with condom and everything and probably while worshiping some golden Chris idol.
- And then they break up for extremely retarded reasons because Chris hasn't the faintest idea about how real humans behave, much less in a relationship.

Also, I love how while Chris gets so self-important with his chromosomally-challenged cosmology, "canon" shit like Bananasaurus only reason of existence was that mongo Waterman throwing money at Chris to include it, all the way with Chris not even pretending to hide his contempt for the blasted thing (see how it's now dead, while in Chris mongoland nobody ever fucking dies save for the wickedest of villains).

It also had this bizarre backstory about being the reincarnation of some teenager who cheated on his girlfriend, full human name and everything. I bet this was some retarded Waterman scheme to get back at someone who used to steal his lunch money on High School. He sure showed him including the guy in some obscure autistic comic he will never read.
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Surely that's the SHIN-YE-HA-ME-HA.
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I think you are talking about the legendary QUEE FEE MAE MO BO-BO
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Heh. Of course both Toffee and Punchy have to be as physically powerful as Goku. Of course.

ETA: I do find myself wondering if this Toffee is a genuine sperg who genuinely likes Sonichu, as opposed to a ween or troll. She appears to have dedicated a lot of her time to doing decent-quality art of the Sonichu cast and her own Donut Steel OC. Maybe Chris's Love Quest isn't finally over just yet...in fact, maybe he's finally found that heartsweet sperg who'll actually be able to put up with him. Yeah,yeah, optimistic as hell, I know, but she seems more genuinely committed to playing along with, and adding to, Chris's fantasies than any troll or ween I can recall.
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saitama one-shots them both
 
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RBennets29 said:
Chris' tweets are becoming increasingly more nonsensical. And also, who's taking him to the cinema? Highly doubt he'd be going with anyone other then Barb.
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They're actually annoying to try and read.

And people don't go to cinemas anymore shits all streaming now homie and he's subscribed to every streaming service under the sun like the consoomer he is.
 
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