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And just what has Chris given back to his inflatable heartsweet?
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Mar 24, 2013
How can we ever forget something so disgustingly pathetic?
I have to respectfully disagree, fam. Until Chris literally beats his disabled mother over money, lies for years about being homeless for attention and pity bux, fabricates his racial background to dodge criticism and gain SJW points, and slanders his father by telling people he was a rapist and child molester all because he was spanked for acting like a bullying shit as a child, then Chris might be as vile and loathsome as Phil/ADF. Until Chris does those things, Phil will continue to be King Shit on Sleaze Hill.
The only things he can offer ANY woman, real or vinyl: a healthy dose of disgust and self-loathing, a scummy residue of body filth, and a tiny dribble of his damaged, bent seed.
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That's still more then some guys.
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I was thinking "kind soul" as in the only way Chris would get attention from a woman is if she pitied him.
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"I wish a woman would serenade me"
Notice how Chris doesn't want to serenade a woman... even though he claims he's got a voice like Frank Sinatra.
Chris wants to do nothing while the sexy 10 he's fucking does the wooing, the cleaning, the cooking, and makes all the money for Chris to spend. He's not even willing to sing to her. She has to sing to him.
Notice how Chris doesn't want to serenade a woman... even though he claims he's got a voice like Frank Sinatra.
Chris wants to do nothing while the sexy 10 he's fucking does the wooing, the cleaning, the cooking, and makes all the money for Chris to spend. He's not even willing to sing to her. She has to sing to him.
Gav01
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You are mistaken. Chris is a giver. The clickbait quiz he took says so.
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Chris in 5 years:
(All you need to do is tint the hair green)
(All you need to do is tint the hair green)
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Considering his attraction signs and constant sighing, that's his actual ideal date, so you're probably right.
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Chris in 5 years:
(All you need to do is tint the hair green)
Goddamn I saw that guy on the news last night and thought the exact same thing!
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Chris in 5 years:
(All you need to do is tint the hair green)
DAMN YOU PICKLE SUIT MAN
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No amount of pity could ever get Chris laid. He will always have to pony up some TardBux if he wants to get his bent dick wet ever again. Even then, I can easily see him getting turned down by "professional working girls" because they feel whatever they're charging for a "date" isn't worth being pawed at, mounted, and groped by a gender confused mong with unwashed seaweed hair, even if it is for just a couple minutes.
CharlieBrowns
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Chris in 5 years:
(All you need to do is tint the hair green)
I was wondering what Rob Van Dam was up to these days.
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Chris in 5 years:
(All you need to do is tint the hair green)
He refused to eat prison food, but with Barb gone who knows...
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Even Chris knows his art is shit.
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A rare moment if clarity, no doubt he has already gone back to his egotistical ways though.
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Really? I thought his art was very stylized.
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Would have been better if Chris would address the disparity between the drawing of himself and real life, but he won't.
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"So little time." Where does he have to be? What does he have to do? He has nothing but time! Playing with toys must distract him from working on improving his "art".
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Thanks!
Of course had he known how to properly budget his time, none of this would happen at all.