Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Fool]

"So little time." Where does he have to be? What does he have to do? He has nothing but time! Playing with toys must distract him from working on improving his "art".

Must be talking about his lifespan

 

[Hellfire]

 

[The Fool]

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Chris couldn't sound more like a 5 year old if he tried

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris is the master bater of trying to sound important while making no damn sense.

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Gimme Gummies, DADDY!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris is the master bater of trying to sound important while making no damn sense.

Brianna Wu is up there, too.

 

[dacwcman69]

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Every day Chris gets closer and closer to being one of those creepy foreign guys that comment "I want to give you tit fuck vagina pussy pounding" on every teenage girl's facebook page except Chris' tweets are somehow even more unsettling and creepy.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Also, Chris apparently has a fidget cube.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Autism/tardness at work here. He still can't understand and properly reply to other people's post but instead sperging shit like being the Top Victim. Also he's too delusional to see he isn't drawing for a living.

 

[Gav01]

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Also, Chris apparently has a fidget cube.
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The only thing giving Chris the Downs is that extra chromosome he keeps lugging around.

 

[Raiken]

No amount of pity could ever get Chris laid. He will always have to pony up some TardBux if he wants to get his bent dick wet ever again. Even then, I can easily see him getting turned down by "professional working girls" because they feel whatever they're charging for a "date" isn't worth being pawed at, mounted, and groped by a gender confused mong with unwashed seaweed hair, even if it is for just a couple minutes.

From what I get is that there was only one girl who wanted to lower herself to bunk him(twice) but needed to be drugged to actualy do it. I think she figured that she would be turned into his fuckmate as long as she is doing this, and basicaly gave up on it.(or changed her name to get rid of him)

 

[Jack Awful]

From what I get is that there was only one girl who wanted to lower herself to bunk him(twice) but needed to be drugged to actualy do it. I think she figured that she would be turned into his fuckmate as long as she is doing this, and basicaly gave up on it.(or changed her name to get rid of him)

Poor Mia Hamm...

 

[Gunslinger]

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Excuse me...what? I would feel sorry for Doopie being tweeted such an indecipherable word salad if she wasn't such an attention whore. Could someone a bit more fluent in autism explain what Chris is trying to say here?

 

[Aldora]

Could someone a bit more fluent in autism explain what Chris is trying to say here?

"Pay attention to me"

 

[jc17]

Spoiler: Chris Owning It. With Lots of Heart.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Even he admits his art looks like a child's.

And I mean a young child, kindergartner.

 

[Rokko]

Even he admits his art looks like a child's.

And I mean a young child, kindergartner.

I think what he meant was that his use of pen and markers (and not for example oil-paint or sthg simillar) are childish, not the quality of his art.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Erubetie]

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Obvious reasons? My only guess is that it's because he's straight

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris's response:

"Huh. That sounds interesting.

I'm curious, to better visualize it, the "toon villain" was that priest's daughter, and you were in pursuit for the floral recovery. Did she get all of the flora in one go? It may sound silly asking about a dream, but this sounds like a fun mystery drama. Was he pretending to be a priest to make money selling the stolen flora to lovers, funerals and other events, as a "legitimate" florist? Ooh! What if the "Priest" performed the same funeral ceremonies the flora was sold to? And he might be a past murderer who killed the innocent(?) people he and his daughter sold the flora to that he performed the funeral for."

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Obvious reasons? My only guess is that it's because he's straight

Yes, Chris is.