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Yup, this is supposedly where Martin has spotted him in the wild socializing, believe him or not.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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- May 14, 2017
At least he's trying, even if he was probably not actually trying to improve his social skills.Yup, this is supposedly where Martin has spotted him in the wild socializing, believe him or not.
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- Jun 3, 2016
He should just take off all those bumper stickers put this one up instead
This is just Chris' newest attraction sign
See, he loves animals, he loves women, he thinks he's a cool nerd and his panties are always brown.
This is just Chris' newest attraction sign
See, he loves animals, he loves women, he thinks he's a cool nerd and his panties are always brown.
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Isn't he still banned from the local Ruckersville Walmart?
Oh, and Grats to Atlas Comics for being the newest business to be a part of the sick, strange world that is Chris Chan and the CWCki.
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What a sack of shit. No doubt he's been parking in handicap spots for years
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Probably. The Reddit guy said he saw Chris at the Charlottesville Wal-mart. And that he was was wearing the Sonichu medallion.
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He has been. I think people originally thought he was somehow piggybacking on some handicapped placard from Blarb at first before realizing he actually had a tard placard himself for being autistic.
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I suppose that's where he bought his "Love is Love" comic at.Yup, this is supposedly where Martin has spotted him in the wild socializing, believe him or not.
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- Nov 11, 2016
I would be hesitant to step directly in front OR back of that car with CWC in the driver's seat... especially to take a photo. (edit: the reddit thread says there's no one in there. Go figure)
Somebody needs to explain to me how someone is so autistic that they can't walk 150 feet in a parking lot but they're A-okay to drive a vehicle weighing in excess of 2,500lb on public roads.
Somebody needs to explain to me how someone is so autistic that they can't walk 150 feet in a parking lot but they're A-okay to drive a vehicle weighing in excess of 2,500lb on public roads.
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Maybe it finally dawned on him that Old Chris is what potential Patreon backers want to see. I'd still have to see a picture of him in his medallion to believe it.
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Virginia is one of two states that will not only give tards driver's licenses, but then give them special handicap parking privileges. Chris ALWAYS parks in the handicap spot, every time. Chris even parked in the handicap spot at Impulse, which is right in front of the main drag in Charlottesville. Every single other person has the foresight to park on the side or in the back, so their neighbors and family don't see them parked at a drag show as they pass down the main road in that town. If I recall correctly his answer to why he's entitled to the parking spaces is "What if I am leaving a store and my mind goes blank, and I forget where I parked". As if you could lose a bright blue heavily stickered car that easily. It's just a privilege he got one day, and he got used to the convenience and never once tried to examine whether or not he deserved it or considered anyone else.
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I just want to point out that the blurry hand sticker on Son-Chu is:
Because Chris takes animals out of no-kill shelters and brings them to his kill shelter.
Because Chris takes animals out of no-kill shelters and brings them to his kill shelter.
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Nice catch, was hard to see
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Speaks volumes about how he's been able to get so many cats.I just want to point out that the blurry hand sticker on Son-Chu is:
Because Chris takes animals out of no-kill shelters and brings them to his kill shelter.
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You'd think that a guy who was banned from Walmart might want to try to blend in with the crowd to avoid being noticed, but not OPL. He'd set himself on fire if he thought it could attract more attention to himself.*
*w e e n s. Please don't put that thought in his head, OK?
So that's TWO reasons that Atlas Comics will soon be getting calls for Chris by someone named
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mfw Chris' car is better than mine. Where did he get the money for it anyway?
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One of those ripoff "No Money Down" used car lots. It's one of the reason why Chris & Barb are up to their eyebrows in debt.
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Who the fuck hasn't forgotten where they parked now and then -- does that entitle them to a handicapped space? And I hope it was pointed out to him that if his mind is "going blank", he shouldn't be driving in the first place?
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I can't remember where I read this on the CWCKI but if I recall correctly, Chris is a pretty shitty driver with horrible situational awareness. I am surprised he hasn't been in more accidents. Now that I think about it, I am not aware of him being in any accidents.
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Just remember, it's YOUR fault for being on the road at the same time as Chris when his mind goes blank during a stress attack and he runs 3 red lights and a stop sign and T-bones your car, not poor disabled Chris