Containment Random Chris Updates

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

This has potential.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

This has potential.

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By 'see' he means making a boring video of himself flipping through it, right? He's already done that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Yeah, Chris antics sometimes turn into that feeling you get when you have too much sugar, in this case it's too much of "I'm a woman, see how I like pink stuff including the female vulva"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Subconcious Offense]

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So how is Sorbet doing?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If the content isn't bade enough, Chris does not even understand that rabbit puns are better in this context.
Is Chris getting boring, better?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

If the content isn't bade enough, Chris does not even understand that rabbit puns are better in this context.
Is Chris getting boring, better?

I think he just wanted to express approval of whatever the fuck that picture is, and to bask in its limelight for attention, but can't come up with anything witty to say.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[InTheSidePocket]

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We have a lot to learn from Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris needs to drop all this "we" crap because Doopie does not have to wear fake hair pieces to hide a bald spot from MALE pattern baldness.
Ever notice how women don't use "we (women:implied) that often if ever?

 

[Paige Matheson]

Chris' reply to Doopie "That's why we wear plastic or rubber gloves when colouring out hair" reads condescending or like he's really a woman that knows how to color hair.

 

[Bluespike]

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Chris is completely incapable of understanding metaphors

 

[All Shall Swiffer]

Could it only be a matter of time until Chris is walking around with a cup under his taint in his underwear?

 

[wew lad]

Could it only be a matter of time until Chris is walking around with a cup under his taint in his underwear?

Or on his duck.

 

[nvrwastetree]

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I like the fact that Chris honestly believe she drew that picture with her foot, with no mistakes, but then again, Chris is extremely gullible and niave when it comes to potential China that he believes he's entitled to.

 

[jc17]

Could it only be a matter of time until Chris is walking around with a cup under his taint in his underwear?

Of course he would like this, of fucking COURSE he would.

 

[Karen Riley]

Chris' reply to Doopie "That's why we wear plastic or rubber gloves when colouring out hair" reads condescending or like he's really a woman that knows how to color hair.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Doopie is a bit of an idiot but she doesn't need some man with balding hair trying to tell her how to properly go about dyeing hers.

I know she's encouraged Chris by liking his tweets in the past but even she probably has some form of limit to how much of Chris's nonsense she can put up with. She maybe has already muted him after the time she ruined a happy post about her boyfriend by screaming at her about online dating.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Could it only be a matter of time until Chris is walking around with a cup under his taint in his underwear?

I threw up in my mouth a little. Seriously, do actual transwomen usually focus this much on menstration?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris' reply to Doopie "That's why we wear plastic or rubber gloves when colouring out hair" reads condescending or like he's really a woman that knows how to color hair.

I'm sure using the word "colour" instead of "color" will convince her that CWC is the influence she needs in her life.

 

[Bandit Keith]

Does anyone know how this Doopie fixation started? I'm really out of the loop on this one.

I'm trying like hell to understand this Dolan YouTube channel shit, but I think for the first time I'm just not autistic enough to "get" it