Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Fool]

Chris has become a habit. Nobody genuinely enjoys thinking of ploys to trick him anymore, all we do now is watch him like we watch the news.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Chris has become a habit. Nobody genuinely enjoys thinking of ploys to trick him anymore, all we do now is watch him like we watch the news.

Don't forget the idiots that think they are going to publish a book about Chris or use him as the focus of their psychology thesis

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

or use him as the focus of their psychology thesis

or gender studies

 

[Kosher Dill]

Don't forget the idiots that think they are going to publish a book about Chris or use him as the focus of their psychology thesis

And the documentary films. The next Ken Burns is out there right now perfecting his first masterpiece: "Chandler: La Vie En Battery-Charge Bleu".

 

[MMX]

Don't forget the idiots that think they are going to publish a book about Chris or use him as the focus of their psychology thesis

The unfunny spergs cry
"It was for a school project"

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris has become a habit. Nobody genuinely enjoys thinking of ploys to trick him anymore, all we do now is watch him like we watch the news.

He's like the Simpsons. The best years are over a decade ago, and you still have a vague curiosity how it will end.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Frankly, no trolling attempt nowadays can be funny anymore. Look at him, he looks fucking gross, any jokes at his expense will just be overshadowed by feelings of disgust when you see him. Then any reaction will just dissolve into "look how fucked up this guy is." I don't see any troll plans becoming notably entertaining beyond putting him in his place at least until he himself has cleaned up a bit.

It was quite funny when he spinned that pretend lady on his dick.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

It was quite funny when he spinned that pretend lady on his dick.

Don't forget he was humming childish tunes while doing so

 

[MMX]

Don't forget he was humming childish tunes while doing so

Whilst the creepy ambient music plays in the background

 

[nad7155]

Whilst the creepy ambient music plays in the background

It is very fitting giving the way he looks.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[ON 190]

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1) Chris, you're a hideous bag lady and they just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

2) CORPORATE SHILL ALERT!!!

3) Why the fuck did she need to know about your "misformed" fingernail? That's just gross, homeboy.

 

[Rupin]

He's like the Simpsons. The best years are over a decade ago, and you still have a vague curiosity how it will end.

Do you think that he still has that creepy crush on Meg from Family Guy?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Do you think that he still has that creepy crush on Meg from Family Guy?

Why not? He still has that creepy crush on his own mother.

 

[The Fatheads]

Frankly, no trolling attempt nowadays can be funny anymore. Look at him, he looks fucking gross, any jokes at his expense will just be overshadowed by feelings of disgust when you see him. Then any reaction will just dissolve into "look how fucked up this guy is." I don't see any troll plans becoming notably entertaining beyond putting him in his place at least until he himself has cleaned up a bit.

Besides, nobody trolls Chris like Chris himself. It's easier, and more entertaining to sit back and watch. When he's left alone, we get hilarious shit like his rage over Sonic Boom. When people actively try to troll him nowadays, we get unoriginal Ivy wannabes and overdone JULAY shitposting. It's better to bask in retirement and enjoy the show Chris provides on his own initiative.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

No Christian, you really aren't.

 

[The Fool]

It's really baffling how someone could be that self-unaware without either being blind or an inanimate object

 

[Orkeosaurus]

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there's something viscerally disgusting about Chris using that ;P emoticon

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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No Christian, you really aren't.

When virtue signalling goes wrong.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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This is just way too much.
Now, more than ever, I am convinced that Chris does not have gender dysphoria and is just exploiting victim culture to exploit some sick, sexual need he has.