Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tubular Monkey]

Anything for a like.

1 like = 1 theoretical girlfriend

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[The Fool]

What did he mean by this

 

[Lucas Wolf]

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Cole went through bizarre senarios and cold showers under barb's watchful eye

 

[nvrwastetree]

That's not really the proper use of "Yay".

Seems more like happiness to me.

 

[For The Internet]

Adam West wasn't the original Batman. Chris needs to bat-check his bat-facts.

 

[Trilby]

Seems more like happiness to me.

It just makes it seem like he's happy that West is dead, the way he wrote that.

EDIT: Looking back, it's like a sarcastic taunt the way Chris wrote that. Like for someone who hated that show.

 

[thismanlies]

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No, Chris. Cole still won't siphon off his Patreon money to the mother he hates.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Never a bad time to try to guilt your estranged half brother into giving you free money, eh, Chris?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

That tweet makes it sound like Barb was watching Batman while Cole was chained to the radiator, which might not be far from the truth.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Trilby]

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Technically he's middle aged, not a senior for at least a decade.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

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Calling Cole a "senior citizen", when he's only 15 years away from being one himself (by his own autistic-asshole standards).

And Cole has gotten married, which is something I'm sure fills Fatso with lots of seething jealousy.

FYI, the Adam West Batman series came out in 1966. Same year as "The Munsters", "The Monkees", "Dark Shadows", "Star Trek", and "The Green Hornet". It must have been awesome to be a ten year old boy in the Fall of '66.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris is not good at math, just like everything else.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[sonichu is dead]

Nice to see fatty still spells it "seinor".

 

[ON 190]

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"No unrequited riots need be, aside from the original intent."

Chris, you just said they intend to riot but that they shouldn't start new riots on the fly.

 

[Gav01]

"Hurray!!!!! ADAM WEST IS DEAD!!!! NANANANANANANANANANANAN....."
Chris-Chan, 2017

"Isn't your brother, who is older than you, you being in your mid 30s,, still in his 20s? Also, what the fuck are re-runs?"
Watertard, 2017

 

[Silver Octopus]

Man, why can't Cole just drop everything he's doing to give Chris a bunch of money and take care of Barb for him?

 

[Slowinthemind]

Man, why can't Cole just drop everything he's doing to give Chris a bunch of money and take care of Barb for him?

It would be nice for Cole to look after Barb exactly the same way she looked after him.