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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
This is what I'm leaning towards after seeing Chris's replies on Etsy as "Christine Chandler (Shop Owner)" I'm guess that Praetor managed to get Chris still take on the roll as owner of that and his YouTube channel, so in case anything comes down the road that is tax related, they can insulate themselves. The LLC helps with that.

Now another thing I thought was, maybe they are expecting this to hit the fan with the IRS. Chris starts getting scary letters from the IRS, weird tax forms he's never seen before, and just gives them to Praetor to sort out. They do what's necessary but tells Chris something like "Old Man Biden wants like $30,000 to settle this or he's going to throw us all in prison!" and Chris just goes "mmm yeah" and Praetor pockets that money, while telling Chris they settled it all and he still has a ton of money in his store.
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Oh God. Can you imagine Chris in a federal prison annoying the shit out of stock yuppies with tales about him being Jesus?
 
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I guess the only Christmas list Chris needs to fill out is his mountain of tax forms coming, akin to getting that bill at the restaurant. You knew it was coming.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I guess the only Christmas list Chris needs to fill out is his mountain of tax forms coming, akin to getting that bill at the restaurant. You knew it was coming.
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Chris' solution? Beg and get into a deeper hole than he was before. Wind up being a sex toy for a weird troll. Somehow, get sent to jail for raping someone. Wash, rinse, and repeat!
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I guess the only Christmas list Chris needs to fill out is his mountain of tax forms coming, akin to getting that bill at the restaurant. You knew it was coming.
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That brings up the question: Has Chris ever filed his taxes?

Virginia doesn't tax SSDI payments and I can't really find a good site that is a yes or no about SSDI benefits. I saw something about if they're over $25k a year. If Chris is still getting around $1600 a month, or a little less or more, that's under that threshold.
 
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LolRaccoon said:
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just a reminder THIS...is saberspark
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yeah he looks nothing like the avatar he created probably in high school a lifetime ago and looks like he's got dirty laundry on his computer., gave a positive yet also heavily censored review to fucking peepoodoo of all things, and is openly a furfag...when THIS guy is saying gtf away from me weirdo. You know you done fucked up. Add another name to the list of internet personalities ready to block chris.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
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Childless adult Bluey fans make my skin crawl. It is a pretty good show as preschool programming goes, but it's pretty clearly for young kids, and to some extent, the parents of said kids. If you're getting obsessed with the show as a childless manchild you've got some screws loose.
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
Childless adult Bluey fans make my skin crawl. It is a pretty good show as preschool programming goes, but it's pretty clearly for young kids, and to some extent, the parents of said kids. If you're getting obsessed with the show as a childless manchild you've got some screws loose.
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it was the only pic of him irl i had on standby, but yes when a guy with a screwless who loves drinking a jap beer with a giant plush dog calls you a weirdo you know you done fucked up big time. still...i wish i could see chris having a meltdown when saber eventually blocks him like the tf2 brony anaylsists did.....god that feels like a lifetime ago now
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
Childless adult Bluey fans make my skin crawl. It is a pretty good show as preschool programming goes, but it's pretty clearly for young kids, and to some extent, the parents of said kids. If you're getting obsessed with the show as a childless manchild you've got some screws loose.
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I mean what did you expect out of the brony generation?

Aside from that, has Chris discovered Bluey or no?
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
Childless adult Bluey fans make my skin crawl. It is a pretty good show as preschool programming goes, but it's pretty clearly for young kids, and to some extent, the parents of said kids. If you're getting obsessed with the show as a childless manchild you've got some screws loose.
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I tried one episode. I don't get it.

I love Iron Giant but that's the only animated anything I can sit through without falling asleep (including anime).

Also yeah ... Saber doesn't look anything like his avatar except for the glasses.
 
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LolRaccoon said:
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I don't remember Chris even ever reading the original comic, maybe the merge stole this timeline's Chris again or I'm getting timeline alteration induced dementia.
like the oldER Scott from the show was implied to have gotten in an offhand statement due to both him and future Ramona's tampering with time they did in the show.

...Or maybe chris is just a full of shit consoomer being fed "current thing" to say supportive things about by his handlers.
 
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Lindy64 said:
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oh my god so much autism! and i already drank all my alcohol till maybe Wednesday if i get paid early for thanksgiving!...ok ok calm down lemmie try and davinci code this garbage.


So from what i can tell chris belives joan and pee-wit (mediveal knights of myth? aurthurian lore?) are dead and will not be brought back to life in the dimensional merge, but the smurfs are apparently immortal and are alive today? Then he rants on about "post apocalyptic fiction." Normally I'd assume he means mad max or fallout but this is chris, i doubt he's even seen fury road let alone road warrior. Whatever he means it is not part of "this timeline."


Then we get to of course the fucking mlp rambling. and its the same old G5 cannont happen untill G4 has 20 seasons and he blames hasbro for being greedy for making it too early. completley ignorant of how anything works in reality Chris blames mlp Gen 5 for being what lead to the war in ukraine and russia and eventually world war III. HE legit belives if hasbro listens to the demented ramblings of a retard and makes mlp the way he wants it then it'll stop WW3. Then he compares it to something about a girl who ripped over a rock? i dont know my brain is melting at this point. best i can compare it too is chris trying to evoke the butterfly or the want of a nail effect. where the smallest change at a point in time can drastically alter the future.


Finally it all ends with chris being further delusinal whining about how he plans on working with sega and nitendo on making the pokedex entries for his sonichu abominations the way he wanted and more pipe dreams about sonichu video games (yeah right lardass) and some Iam jesus kneel before christ! rantings and while trying to cover up his bullshit saying even he cant know everything.

Chris? if there is a god I legit hope he's merciful on the retarded, and grants you sanity on judgement day to realize how fucking insane you've been all your life.
 
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