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not if he rapes them first. or he remains profitable.
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Plenty of room to build a new hoard in a five bedroom property.
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What discord user in their right mind would give themselves a title that's so horribly close to "predator"?
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Glad to see Chris reaffirming himself in featured content again.
KiwiSuperPowerUser
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Imagine being in a homosexual relationship and living with an autistic man child who sexually assaulted his own mother. This Caden dude is a sick fuck.
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Especially in this economy. Gayops at work tbh
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Yeah but either way he'd manage to find himself inside someone
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Chris is this world's main character, and we're all just NPC's puttering about in the background, of course it'd work our for him. But to be serious, it might be nice now, but I'm willing to put CoachCoins on the fact that in a couple months it'll be indistinguishable from the former horde at Branchland.
Slightly better than branchland, and it looks like SOME work's been done in it, but what'll it look like after Chrissy's been in there for six months or a year. Hopefully the sped doesn't start another bathroom fire, but at least the fire dept. is close.
110% true. Chris has used up just about any goodwill he'd have with anyone who wanted to genuinely help him. All he's got now is grifters and weens. It would be sad if he did anything else besides ignore anyone who refused to play make-believe with him on shitter.
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Dad's probably got money, only reason I can think why Caden's a fool.
Good to see Chris is probably going to make his room cluttered harder than Barb.
JesusIsTrans!
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Long Answer: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Praetor
Short Answer: Praetor is a group of Gen Z retards who try to make money off of lolcows. Caden Peck is their leader. In September 2020, they showed up at Chris's door with a Golden Sonichu Medallion and a mold press, and offered to mass produce medallions for him.
They opened up a Etsy store called "OfficialCWCmart", where they sold the aforementioned Sonichu medallions along with other CWC merch. They did a lot of strange stuff, held a sermon for Chris at a library, tested out Praetor Flamethrowers, started filming scenes for a Chris Chan movie, and got ILJ in contact with Chris by commissioning an animation from her. In Feb 2021, they got into hot water when Chris wanted to use Tasers they were selling to zap himself and start the Dimensional Merge and shit.
When Chris went to jail, he continued having business, with Praetor selling the art that Chris drew in jail on OfficialCWCmart. Anyways, Chris got out of jail, Caden bought a house, you know the rest. It looks like they're behind all the heavily edited videos and livestreams. Also, OfficialCWCmart has made more than 3000 sales, so it's estimated that Praetor has made hundreds of thousands of dollars off the shop.
We still don't know. She started sending letters to Chris while he was in jail, and then they started hanging out together. According to Chris they're only friends, despite the supposed image of him kissing her.
Caden's dad has been dead for like 4 years now. Weens just really like throwing money at Chris, and Caden decided to profit off that.
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Yksi_Toveri
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He heard Finnish is a heavenly language (because it takes an eternity to learn),
*Spergs at you in mämmi.*
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I'm late on this, I know, but goddamn I thought he would have actually jumped on G5 as proof of his divinity - the stupid symbol he was drawing during his stint in jail looks extremely similar to the combined plot device at the end of the first G5 movie. But he's really bolted onto G4.
Also, the Smurfs are somehow fucking immortal, MLP G5 caused the outbreak of the shitshow in Ukraine (in complete ignorance that this arguably started back in 2014 with the annexation of Crimea, which would have been S4 or S5 of MLP G4), even worse things are going to happen the longer G4 is not continued the way Chris wants, and he also wants Pokemon Scarlet/Violet rectonned (despite the fact the writing in those games is actually pretty fucking good by Pokemon standards).
As for the subject of Chris's new digs being discovered, that he has a shitty car and Preator is his benefactors, this does explain a lot. Chris probably finally has found the authority he's always wanted, which in a way I guess is good now that there's somebody who will be the supervsor of this problem child that the state can't be bothered dealing with.
Can't wait for it all to blow up in their faces. Because it's Chris, it's just a matter of patience on our part.
CashMoney!
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How is Chris going to fuck this up and how long do we have left until he does?
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It's okay to not know shit, you have a regular life and this information is not compulsory to living.
Praetor is a group of faggots who take advantage of Chris to make money off him. Make no mistake, there is nothing magnanimous about these people, they only exist in Chris' life because they like the attention and they like the money they make from his shop, he is purely a mentally retarded investment on their part. It's likely Chris has no idea how much money Caden and his group of hyperfaggots make off him, if he did he'd probably lose his shit and ask Caden why he's even paying rent in his Praetor Mansion let alone why he's not receiving truckloads of Legos.
It would be wise for Caden to set up some sort of alternative housing for him and kick Chris out ASAP. He's made hay while the sun has shined but there always comes a time when dealing with Chris where he ends up fucking you and that time is very quickly approaching. Chris accidentally doxing the address is just a short taste of his ignorance fucking Caden in the ass, what will come next will be nothing short of retarded. The weens of today will show up and steal shit off your front porch, they'll fight you in the street, do not care and they are way out of control.
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They were pretty bad before the incest stuff and now I can't imagine what they'd do. Chris was insulated in a way back in Ruckersville because the PD knew full well what was going on with weens, in this new place though? All I got to say is I hope they don't have an attachment to their front doors because some psychopath is going to get them swatted.
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Caden has been in direct contact with Chris since the barbening**, and has made over 6 figures from selling dirt from 14BC (for real), drink and food wrappers from Chris in jail, Sonichu medallions, and Chris scribblings. His family also has decent money, his father has a good job. Shit, he might've been able to buy the house in cash just off the money he's made off Chris. He's still a massive faggot who spends his days hanging out with a schizo troon and injecting his incredibly unfunny shenanigans into the mix.
**he was in contact with chris before he fucked barb, but when everyone else cut Chris off, he essentially got a promotion and became #1 tard handler.
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This is a good thing as I don't think there are any more sagas Chris could have that haven't been done already. Every unfunny thing Chris has done up to this point was the result of trolls slowly gaining his trust then manipulating him into doing something retarded. At this point Chris needs Praetor not only for housing but more importantly to monopolize him and ensure malicious idea guys/bella types don't get to him.
As much as Praetor is milking him for money, I don't know how well a guy sucking dildos and proclaiming he is Jesus would last on his own. All I know for a fact is the last time Chris was at risk of not having a home he became Stephanie Bustcakes and tried to prostitute himself for money. I have no doubt that if Chris is left alone to make his own decisions we will end up with the whore saga and all the cwcki editors will be scouring reddit threads to add to a large archive of grainy pov phone recordings of chris sucking dicks and getting fucked in the ass.
For the people who missed Stephanie Bustcakes
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He gon blow it and go bankrupt by some twist of fate. I can sense it.
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I'm not terribly worried about the swatting, I think police forces countrywide have kinda figured out how to handle these situations and it's not as severe as it was before. I'm worried about the weens showing up and firing roman candles at the windows or just straight up stealing shit off the property. It looks like a lot of our boots on the ground have learned from our German brothers about fucking with cows. There is just no line I haven't seen a ween cross in the past couple of years with multiple low IQ cows, they have grown very bold.