Chris is still using that BRUTE MALE body spray? Legitimately surprised he didn't switch to some stereotypically feminine perfume, even if he believes that Axe is the sexiest body spray ever, it is still too manly for True and Honest lipstick lesbian Chris.
I'm a fan of the "Patriarchy" scent.
He was into this really awful Britney Spears perfume for awhile. It's reportedly overpowering and sickeningly sweet. Chris, of course, soaks himself in it.
Britney Spears perfume is what little girls wear.
That last tweet sounded like some low-key subliminal advert of his Patreon to Doopie. We're onto you, Chris; you sly shit you.
Chris! Chris! You forgot "draws a page, gives up due to stress and the trolls, among which, spends the next seven years begging for money!"
Do you think that's a headband Chris is wearing near the back of his skull or has a gap finally formed between his receding hairline and bald spot?LOL, that nasty striped-shirt soaked in Axe, B.O., and subsequent smoke from the house fire really don't count, Chris. Chris really can't empathize with this woman because both she and the chain-smoker she is referring to would probably be LOLing at Chris in passing.
I gather he doesn't know what "emancipation" means. Then again, he had trouble understanding the concept of Australia, so I'm not shocked.
I'm more interested on the liked video to the right, "How to know if you're in love" is Chris-chan restarting his love quest? Did he see the perfect boyfriend-free-girl or Girlfriend-free-girl?
It might be that Chris thinks Doopayyy is his sweetheart. He was always more "productive" in the past when china was on the line.
That picture is more heavily edited than the Zapruder film
