Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Metalia]

Damn, his threats have gotten a lot less entertaining. Sad ngl. whatever happened to the bravado and the soul?

Chris trooned out hard.

Whoever told Twisted Freak to be careful taking pictures, you were right to do so
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I'm very disappointed with Chris's recent attempts at threating people. I miss the days when he'd call in detectives, police, and everything in his power.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm very disappointed with Chris's recent attempts at threating people. I miss the days when he'd call in detectives, police, and everything in his power.

2021 might have been the last hoorah.

The last thing he truly had any energy for and all of it went down with a God delusions.

Where do you go after all that? Merchandise your asshole into oblivion, of course.

The only things he seems to not like are not being allowed to conventions and the Bigfoot treatment, which if that is the worst of it he really doesn't have it that bad.

 

[BullyHunter1488]

The only things he seems to not like are not being allowed to conventions

The best thing about this, is he still has not taken the fucking hint yet.
Some con is going to really come out and publicly say. We dont want you anywhere near our community you are a vile rapist and a terrible human being you are not welcome at any con CWC get this into that thick skull of yours. You know the con awhile ago outing him is just the start. Stupid fuck is gonna try reg'ing with a fake name or some shit which might be illegal depending where. Be found get thrown out be shamed in public have the police called for trespassing. And hopefully tard out fucking hard because he's god how can these ungrateful fucking niggos do this to the almighty. Then Chris finally tard outs ultra hard because he cant get his way repeatedly as people shatter his ego and reality. Then the mace tazer come out he tards harder so the baton smashes against his skull.

This is really going to cause him to fucking sperg out hard, thinking cons cant tell him to gtfo. Ban him for life for wtv they want claiming safety reasons worst comes to worst. I really hope we get to see this shatter is fucking super egotism I really do.

 

[King Kiwi]

The best thing about this, is he still has not taken the fucking hint yet.
Some con is going to really come out and publicly say. We dont want you anywhere near our community you are a vile rapist and a terrible human being you are not welcome at any con CWC get this into that thick skull of yours. You know the con awhile ago outing him is just the start. Stupid fuck is gonna try reg'ing with a fake name or some shit which might be illegal depending where. Be found get thrown out be shamed in public have the police called for trespassing. And hopefully tard out fucking hard because he's god how can these ungrateful fucking niggos do this to the almighty. Then Chris finally tard outs ultra hard because he cant get his way repeatedly as people shatter his ego and reality. Then the mace tazer come out he tards harder so the baton smashes against his skull.

Look I don't care what else the fuck you do, just space out your goddamn paragraphs.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Whoever told Twisted Freak to be careful taking pictures, you were right to do so
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I don't know why Chris is so butthurt over a bunch of weens taking photographs of him when he claims to be our lord and savior.
Everyone with functioning brain cells know that every religious figure is world famous and Chris has even bragged in the past about his infamy so why now all of a sudden is it just a big deal?

Looking back on all of Christory, Chris never gave a shit about people photographing or videotaping him in public; The only time Chris really gave a fuck was when the ED page was created and Daniel Mimms uploaded that hideous photo of him, other than that Chris has hardly ever reacted.

A part of me thinks that Chris is throwing this tantrum because he wants to impress Flutter and get in to her pants by standing up for himself or maybe Caden really is making Chris be his drug mule so now he's scared that Chris is going to be busted by the popo.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I don't know why Chris is so butthurt over a bunch of weens taking photographs of him when he claims to be our lord and savior.
Everyone with functioning brain cells know that every religious figure is world famous and Chris has even bragged in the past about his infamy so why now all of a sudden is it just a big deal?

Looking back on all of Christory, Chris never gave a shit about people photographing or videotaping him in public; The only time Chris really gave a fuck was when the ED page was created and Daniel Mimms uploaded that hideous photo of him, other than that Chris has hardly ever reacted.

A part of me thinks that Chris is throwing this tantrum because he wants to impress Flutter and get in to her pants by standing up for himself or maybe Caden really is making Chris be his drug mule so now he's scared that Chris is going to be busted by the popo.

It's a bit oddly formatted for at least past Chris which makes me think it could be someone else who wrote it, maybe Chris got fed up of people taking photos and yelled at his handlers to go fix it for him.

 

[BeatboxBill]

maybe Chris got fed up of people taking photos and yelled at his handlers to go fix it for him

The thing, Chris has been photographed and videotaped since 2007, he has had a literal decade to turn around and finally take action so it definitely does not make sense for him to refuse out of the blue, somebody else is definitely pulling the strings here

 

[King Kiwi]

The thing, Chris has been photographed and videotaped since 2007, he has had a literal decade to turn around and finally take action so it definitely does not make sense for him to refuse out of the blue, somebody else is definitely pulling the strings here

Somebody who doesn't want someone to know something about what's going on with Chris, whatever is going on with him.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Somebody who doesn't want someone to know something about what's going on with Chris, whatever is going on with him.

Could be. That tweet dosen't read at all like it was written by Chris either. The cadence is completely off.

 

[Fosteryou]

Hmm yeah it sounds like Chris definitely isn't even completely in control of his own accounts. Also, and I'm just spitballing but am kind of extremely worried as well, if Chris Chan can get possessed by his friend Magi-chan Sonichu, then what if he is being, at least partially, possessed by something more sinister? Maybe the antichrist, or a troll witch.

 

[King Kiwi]

Could be. That tweet dosen't read at all like it was written by Chris either. The cadence is completely off.

WE'RE ON TO YOU CADENCE.

You and the woman who looks like a 13-year-old Cabbage patch from the 1980s. And Flutter too.

 

[Cybertonia]

If you get doxxed by Chris while doing any kind of Chris-related activity, it's weenery and I don't care how inert of an activity you thought it was.

"Oh I was just passing through on a fishing trip" motherfucker do you know how many times we've heard that over the last 15 years?

 

[King Kiwi]

If you get doxxed by Chris while doing any kind of Chris-related activity, it's weenery and I don't care how inert of an activity you thought it was.

"Oh I was just passing through on a fishing trip" motherfucker do you know how many times we've heard that over the last 15 years?

When Chris starts making more sense than the people stalking him, you know you deserve whatever you get.

 

[James Brown]

Whoever told Twisted Freak to be careful taking pictures, you were right to do so
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>driving by and then u-turning to get pics of him

Fucking lol. This is just embarrassing. Imagine intentionally circling the house - of all places - while driving that eyesore clowncar and trying to play it like this was organic happenstance. Ya dun goofed and Tard Knox has your plates.

Seriously, to anyone who is even considering going to the big island house, tread with caution. Don't be an idiot. Maybe even reconsider going there

Going to the house is next level retardation at this point. Weens keep acting like he's still living in a shitbox with a senile bat, rather than clearly having a group of shady/manipulative people with their hands on his accounts, property, money-generating schemes, whatever. Him getting attention from YT and Fishtank personalities is only going to increase this buffoonery.

 

[Ammyterasu]

"Oh I was just passing through on a fishing trip" motherfucker do you know how many times we've heard that over the last 15 years?

My favourite one that I see a lot on reddit and twitter is "I didn't take the picture, a friend sent it to me and I totally fell off my chair when I saw it was Chris Chan!"

 

[King Kiwi]

My favourite one that I see a lot on reddit and twitter is "I didn't take the picture, a friend sent it to me and I totally fell off my chair when I saw it was Chris Chan!"

Chris Chan just appeared next to me and my phone gained sentience, taking pictures of its own accord.

 

[The Dude]

I don't know why Chris is so butthurt over a bunch of weens taking photographs of him when he claims to be our lord and savior.
Everyone with functioning brain cells know that every religious figure is world famous and Chris has even bragged in the past about his infamy so why now all of a sudden is it just a big deal?

Looking back on all of Christory, Chris never gave a shit about people photographing or videotaping him in public; The only time Chris really gave a fuck was when the ED page was created and Daniel Mimms uploaded that hideous photo of him, other than that Chris has hardly ever reacted.

A part of me thinks that Chris is throwing this tantrum because he wants to impress Flutter and get in to her pants by standing up for himself or maybe Caden really is making Chris be his drug mule so now he's scared that Chris is going to be busted by the popo.

That was all before Chris spent nearly two years in jail and a mental hospital for raping his own geriatric mother. Could be that he's worried that people photographing him and keeping tabs of his whereabouts will lead to less "accommodating" individuals coming up to him with some very uncomfortable questions, or outright letting everyone within earshot know that Chris is a filthy, scummy motherfucker.

 

[King Kiwi]

That was all before Chris spent nearly two years in jail and a mental hospital for raping his own geriatric mother. Could be that he's worried that people photographing him and keeping tabs of his whereabouts will lead to less "accommodating" individuals coming up to him with some very uncomfortable questions, or outright letting everyone within earshot know that Chris is a filthy, scummy motherfucker.

I think the last really crazy person (besides Chris himself) was Sickness and wanting to shack up with Chris.

If everyone wasn't so lazy because of the internet, we probably would see a lot more weirdos trying to harass Chris.

What I mean is if this was late 2000s to early 2010s yeah I think we'd see a lot more activity.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Now I am curious as to who wrote that tweet for Chris

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't know why Chris is so butthurt over a bunch of weens taking photographs of him when he claims to be our lord and savior.
Everyone with functioning brain cells know that every religious figure is world famous and Chris has even bragged in the past about his infamy so why now all of a sudden is it just a big deal?

Looking back on all of Christory, Chris never gave a shit about people photographing or videotaping him in public; The only time Chris really gave a fuck was when the ED page was created and Daniel Mimms uploaded that hideous photo of him, other than that Chris has hardly ever reacted.

A part of me thinks that Chris is throwing this tantrum because he wants to impress Flutter and get in to her pants by standing up for himself or maybe Caden really is making Chris be his drug mule so now he's scared that Chris is going to be busted by the popo.

It's because Chris is desperate for one thing: He wants people to forget he fucked his mother.

Only problem is that every time he appears in a photo online, EVERYBODY comes out and starts calling him things that he very much is and very much crowed about during the early period following his incarceration. He had the gall to credit committing a crime against his own mother as him saving her from a car crash...and then wishing she'd drop dead mere months later as if that somehow was going to get him out of prison and back to 14BC. No amount of begging, or false-god prophecy, or attempts to shift the blame onto a non-existent version of himself as having fucked his mother in an alternate universe are getting people to back down. He can't run to a convention for a safe space anymore for much the same reason - they'll refuse him entry at best, or at worst refuse him entry while declaring him persona non gratta at the same time they frame email correspondence for the purpose of mocking him.

So, the only option to stop discussion is to remove the source altogether, which I believe is the reason why public appearances have become so rare. He absolutely was wearing an attempt at a disguise in Dallas, of that I have no doubt.

Now I am curious as to who wrote that tweet for Chris

Definitely Caden or somebody within Praetor that we don't know about.