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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Guys?
I have something important.
CHRIS NOW OWNS AND PLAYS 4 VERSIONS OF MINECRAFT AT THE SAME TIME.
It's real.
Due to him liking this post from LRG, we can get that Chris does not own a PS5 and that he was correct. The lack of the PS5 games in the pics and activity on there also proves that.
He owns a PC, Switch, Xbox One and PS4, the latter two probably reobtained from 14BC.
And while I'm at it...
His PSN account.
Huh.
I have something important.
CHRIS NOW OWNS AND PLAYS 4 VERSIONS OF MINECRAFT AT THE SAME TIME.
It's real.
Due to him liking this post from LRG, we can get that Chris does not own a PS5 and that he was correct. The lack of the PS5 games in the pics and activity on there also proves that.
He owns a PC, Switch, Xbox One and PS4, the latter two probably reobtained from 14BC.
And while I'm at it...
His PSN account.
Huh.
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Well, at least we know what he does with his time.
Of course we always knew but for a mother fucker he still really has it good.
Of course we always knew but for a mother fucker he still really has it good.
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Lol it seems this Minecraft thing is going to be his next Little Big Planet, something he claims to be doing for Sonichu content but really it's just an excuse to autistically play vidya all day long. Also Chris is somewhat of a trailblazer in many things, only now he gets bitten by the Minecraft bug? Only 10 years old still care about it (which is Chris' mental age after all).
And I'm surprised he didn't buy a PS5 for himself asap when he still had all the accumulated tugboats. I remember one of the early post-jail online sightings was of him playing the Street Fighter 6 demo so it seemed he bought a PS5, but between that demo also being avaiable on PS4, no PS5 games on his PSN and now that giveaway I think it's safe to rectify that on the cwcki.
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I for one cannot wait to see his new and improved autism tutorial in minecraft, now featuring the DLC: the CPU goddess tutorial!
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I for one want to fucking die.
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Nothing new or groundbreaking, but on March 1st Chris sperged out about G5 being Russian in a DM too
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I think I remember Chris liking some tweets from that account so he probably ended up following it, even if it still posts about G5 to this day (also there's a lot of MLP pony porn there, oh god)
Better quality DM screenshot found here
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I think I remember Chris liking some tweets from that account so he probably ended up following it, even if it still posts about G5 to this day (also there's a lot of MLP pony porn there, oh god)
Better quality DM screenshot found here
Cuntspiracy Man
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It's so odd seeing Chis adopt modern day politics, the man who spent the first half of his life going "what's a politics? can I eat it? I'm too busy with my pokeymans!"
I know he's not actually a political person, it's still just a front for his usual obsessiveness, but I find it interesting and probably a tell that politics are as much of a mainstream hobby for teens these days as anime and vidya were for teens his age back in his school years
It's also worth pointing out Chris pretty much always adopts the most mainstream 'opinion', I don't think I've ever seen him side with the less popular option
In fact even back when Chris wasn't political he seemed to always vote for the president that ended up winning, the only time that wasn't the case was with Trump, but that was kind of an odd situation where he won the election but was still very loudly disliked
It seems Chris is just drawn to saying and believing what he thinks is expected of him when it comes to stuff he fundamentally does not care about but feels like he's *supposed* to care
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Now we know why Chris really despises G5.
It's not his go-to fap material.
The woes of a tranny motherfucker.
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Yep that's Chris and politics in a nutshell, he will just parrot the current [correct side of History] things journos and celebrities say. Obama's cult of personality started before he became president. Chris got terminal TDS from all the snowflakes he followed on social media. Russia was already hated so he thought he could easily exploit it for his own anti G5 crusade and everybody would listen to him.
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Oh boy. What a thread. They are actually talking about the medallions being legit cursed. Wonderful!
Yeah what's with this? Why is they are so insistent to never mention Chris? It's really strange.
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Never tell someone not to use something and/or cast it into the fire/sea/void of space/Chris's heart/black hole/the abyss whatever.
It's practically a law of nature. They're always going to use the cursed item.
Book/movie/TV 101. Harry Potter had a girlfriend to bang and a slave elf to make him sandwiches.
He's the only exception I can think of.
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Good thing I have a like database.
Lemme post the likes from this account.
First.
Second.
Third (This time from another user, but featuring their art)
And this one comes from the TinyHorse01 account...I am not gonna post just the link to that one, but also an SS of the thing itself...
Link.
Yeah...
Interesting update.
SunTwiZX doesn't seem to have any other place than Twitter, but they do have a NSFW Twitter account. Not gonna link it here though, because...
If you know MLP, you might know what's going on...
The pinned message, the one that they chose to represent their content, is an animation.
An animation of Spike plowing Sweetie Belle. Both are kids, mind you, and they have not been aged up and drawn in MLP artstyle.
It is literaly CP. Good thing we have no feds over here.
While Chris never liked any NSFW Twitter, and he has only rarely followed NSFW folks post jail, the fact that he wanted to follow the guy back meant that he probably checked out their content. AND THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT SHOWS UP WHEN YOU GO ON THE GUY'S OTHER PAGE.
MAN.
Other content ain't that noteworthy. All of their recent work is AI, and that's the case on both accounts.
Edit number...uhhh...5?
As expected, every single art piece on both profiles is either reaction images from the show or AI pics, which made this very obvious...
THIS ALSO MEANS THAT THEY NOT ONLY FOUND IT, WATCHED IT AND FAPPED TO IT, BUT ALSO LINKED IT IN A POST ON THEIR NSFW PROFILE AND PINNED THE MESSAGE...
FUCK HUMANITY.
This also means that Chris faps to AI art, which, while not surprising, contradicts several of the reposts and likes of posts being anti AI, most notably, Equestria Daily. And a last sidenote, about 1/6th of the pony content of the guy is Fluttershy. Most common pony they make AI art of.
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Cuntspiracy Man
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As mentioned before, Chris most certainly does not understand the issue with AI art, it's only bad because the people he follows tell him he's supposed to think it's bad.
Even when he reached the right conclusion, he takes the stupidest path to get to it.
I don't think Chris has the mind to discern AI apart from actual art, he might be unable to.
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So not only did Chris pay for the same game four times (and from what I see it looks like the shitty bedrock edition instead of java). But he also jacks off to cartoon CP of horses!
The dude is just a South Park character in real life.
The dude is just a South Park character in real life.
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Correction, five.
He owns the PS Vita edition of Minecraft too.
Correction, actually, six!
He owns Minecraft for Playstation 3 too!
Not relevant nowadays, as both PS Vita and Playstation 3 aren't Bedrock, and they have long been abandoned, but he does own them.
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Noice, thank you. I just remembered he also replied to that account's pinned tweet a few months ago with his usual copypasta
Interestingly he did that the very next day after sending the DM.
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The SOVIETS for fuck's sake? Dude was barely a retarded child when the Soviet Union fell!
What a pretentious faggot, even to this day he can sometimes make me WTF at what he comes out with.
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Yes, Chris still believes the Soviet Union is a thing.The SOVIETS for fuck's sake? Dude was barely a retarded child when the Soviet Union fell!
What a pretentious faggot, even to this day he can sometimes make me WTF at what he comes out with.
Once, for example, he wrote that religion is banned in Russia.
He also commonly refers to Russia as Soviet Union.
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Once again Chris calls the tune and the whole world plays along. It's his timeline, we're all just living in it.