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I meant something like a mass shooting or assassinating a prominent person which won't happen because CWC is not capable of that.
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They would still use "webcomic artist" or something similar instead of naming him I bet, at this point I don't see the wikitards ever budging no matter how ridiculous it all is.
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Saving this one for later as it inevitably happens.
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It will be a failed attempt.
Maybe he might drive his car into a crowd, but I don’t think he could handle a gun well enough to mass shoot and if he tries to assassinate even a local z list celebrity or minor politician, he would certainly end up hurting himself rather than the target.
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Chris hasn't actually murdered someone yet.
This is where we're at.
Possibly intended near vehicular manslaughter and of course assault, but no actual attempts at murder or he has yet to actually kill another human being.
Of course he would just act like it's divine punishment or something but that's literally the only thing left Chris hasn't done but he has made death threats in the past so we know it's not out of the realm of possibility.
This is where we're at.
Possibly intended near vehicular manslaughter and of course assault, but no actual attempts at murder or he has yet to actually kill another human being.
Of course he would just act like it's divine punishment or something but that's literally the only thing left Chris hasn't done but he has made death threats in the past so we know it's not out of the realm of possibility.
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I saw a joke theory once that Chris Chan is the smiley face killer.
For real though, he's not going to murder anyone. Chris is many things, but he isn't a killer.
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I don’t know.
He isn’t like a stone cold psycho, but I don’t think he would give a shit like other people would if he killed someone.
He wouldn’t think he had done anything wrong if someone died as a result of his actions.
I.e. if he hit a kid with his car, he would flee the scene and ineptly deny it even if the police were showing him a video of clearly him in his car hitting the kid.
And not just because the closest he has come to killing anyone is him trying to run over Synder.
Vehicular homicide is far and away the most likely he could kill anyone.
The other possibility is him managing to smother or strangle a little girl or old lady while touching/raping her.
If he was going to abuse a child, it would be a little girl.
He has form for elder abuse, whatever he says.
If he tried it on a teenage girl or older, she could probably fight him off, or just “allow” him as it’s not unknown for women who are being raped to allow it to happen in the hope that the rapist will just do his “business” and leave her be.
A normie woman who doesn’t know who or what Chris is would literally just see a madman badly trying to dress as a woman trying to rape her.
Some women may just err on the side of caution and submit in case he is capable of making a skin suit out of her.
He would need to physically attempt to kill her though. That I doubt he would manage even if he started strangling her midway through.
A girl child or old woman on the other hand could be smothered by him, simply from his bulk.
If he tried it on any teenage boy or older though, I think they would overpower him quickly. Even if somehow he happens to be physically stronger, he still gets winded walking down the street. He is probably the most unfit man over 20, but under 70 who isn’t ill or crippled in America.
In all of these cases though, he wouldn’t think he did anything wrong, even if caught.
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Imagion the media if CWC actually did a mass shooting (lets be honest it would probally be G5 related). Geno being interviewed by every newsmedia site. Wikipedia keeps trying to edit the article to keep him from being named
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There would be an upsurge in membership here.
Null would have to lock down new accounts for weeks.
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The endless cycle every few months where the convo comes back to 'could Chris become a serial killer'? is so fucking played out now it's starting to rustle my jimmies.
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Go back to your safe space hug box on Reddit then.
I don’t think he could be a serial killer. He would get caught.
Even though most serial killers are dumber than average despite popular culture and film tropes thinking otherwise, the only reason they tend to get away with their murders is that they select someone who has nothing to do with them, kill them for fun, then get the fuck out of dodge.
Chris wouldn’t even manage that. Even if he did kill someone for a giggle, he would allude to it on Twitter or livestream, or just tell Geno about it.
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why is wikipedia so unbelievably anal about ever mentioning chris? i mean i know its a shithole propaganda website that chooses what to post based on how much they get paid by elites, but chris doesn't seem like the kinda topic any powerful person would have the motive to want stricken from there
unless.....
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Howsabout coming up with something original to talk about Chris with then the same shit hundreds of people have gone over before you ad-nauseaum? People been grinding this same shit for more years then you've even been here.
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No.
Chris needs to do something public and ridiculous.
Blame him, not me for the lack of new material.
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Ladies, you're both pretty, but there's a whole Cwiki to leaf through and it looks like uncovered content on the main page.
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Maybe, but Geno has deep dived literally every moment of recorded Christory.
While there is still lesser known mad shit that happened, it’s usually forgettable or just a variation on something which already happened to him which was far funnier.
Look, he trooned, that was kind of funny for a while, but in terms of trolls and irl misadventures he pretty much jumped the electric hedgehog once Bob died.
The Barb sex scandal and subsequent jail time was left field at the time, but all the signs were there throughout Christory, especially post Bob.
Isabella Janke was attempting to manipulate him into killing himself, she was a thoroughly foul piece of work and probably an actual psychopath, but even she was totally overshadowed by this next insane but ultimately lackluster episode in Chris’s over documented life.
I suspect when he finally curls up and dies he will be more famous in academic circles as a unique and most prominent example of a mundane person who lived through the internet. How his life oddly mirrored various trends of the time, rise in awareness of autism, increase in young men and women becoming NEET on a substantial scale, latching onto gender politics and identity, preoccupation with childish pursuits and media, but as we are watching him in real time it’s not especially interesting.
As I say, just when people think he has peaked and the milk has finally dried up, he comes back with something fucking insane and unpredictable. We just need to wait and thought experiment in the meantime.
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I'd LOVE some new Chris content (that dosen't involve Barbussy 2: Grannyrape boogaloo) because yes, right now there's nothing to work on but the identity of Flutter, the amount of control Caden has over Chris, and some small lost aspects of Christory that haven't been explained. I guess he's just getting old and slow(er) in the mind.