Containment Random Chris Updates

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Optimus Prime said:
I spy Autobot Ark (yellow legs), Decepticon Nemesis (big purple triangle thing), and two Generations Earthrise deluxes; Mirage and Sideswipe. Two Titans and two deluxes, that's like $400.
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I wonder how many US tax dollars Chris has blown since getting out of jail.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Chris is so commercialized now no thanks to Caden.

God, everything is so fucking micromanaged and anal retentive.

Flutter has her hand this as well, I'm willing to bet. Encouraging secrecy.

Buy this, watch that.
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You know what the worst part of it is?
...I bought fucking Java Edition...
 
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I contacted the guy selling the Nintendo Power tape about its provenance. Here's what he said:
 

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Elaine Benes said:
I contacted the guy selling the Nintendo Power tape about its provenance. Here's what he said:
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Nice normie gentleman, but what he should do is donate it to us. We're like a museum or something. That's why Caden is the Antichrist of Christory, weens are obnoxious and Chris is a motherfucker.

And normies unfortunately ignorant or even worse indifferent. But that's what a lot of things other people find value in and the normie people are just like yeah whatever.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Chris is so commercialized now no thanks to Caden.

God, everything is so fucking micromanaged and anal retentive.

Flutter has her hand this as well, I'm willing to bet. Encouraging secrecy.

Buy this, watch that.
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It’s quite annoying that they’re just encouraging the most boring aspects of Chris but I guess if idiots keep buying bags of rocks or pay to have :julay: flash up on Chris’s screen for a second in a stream then that’s what we’ll get from him from now on unless he unexpectedly does something crazy.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It’s quite annoying that they’re just encouraging the most boring aspects of Chris but I guess if idiots keep buying bags of rocks or pay to have :julay: flash up on Chris’s screen for a second in a stream then that’s what we’ll get from him from now on unless he unexpectedly does something crazy.
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Chris always ends up doing something insanely retarded in the end, no matter how much control someone has over him. He can't help it because of his bumblefuck brain being poorly wired.
 
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The Dude said:
Chris always ends up doing something insanely retarded in the end, no matter how much control someone has over him. He can't help it because of his bumblefuck brain being poorly wired.
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That's probably why he's being closely monitored.

Someone said a while ago that the cameras outside were for Chris as well... Possibly. People like having control and the more Caden can control Chris the better his position is to use that as a bulwark against us.

Chris already lost everything once, it's possible he's trying very hard not to do it again but he'll probably slip up eventually. Unless of course Caden constantly threatens or implies he'll be thrown out.

We certainly don't see any recent posts of the two of them hanging out in Missouri or anything.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
I spy Autobot Ark (yellow legs), Decepticon Nemesis (big purple triangle thing), and two Generations Earthrise deluxes; Mirage and Sideswipe. Two Titans and two deluxes, that's like $400.
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Yup, Nemesis we did see a few times before. It was his christmas "gift".
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Ah, for some reason I missed her in previous pics.
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I remember my transformers kick in the late 2000s. Someone recommended the Iron Giant and at the time was such an unsung movie that it felt like knowing something amazing that other people didn't. Giant robots in general are just awesome. Then you've got Baymax! Great times. I love the early 2010s as well.

Then everything went to shit

Of course, Chris looks like Baymax just without any of the endearing qualities and he would probably kill any patients he had.
 
AnOminous said:
Probably only if he fucks Barb again, unless the dismissal is without prejudice. The autism deferral requires a factual finding by the court and an admission by the defendant that the facts of the case would support a finding of guilty. That, to me, seems to indicate a final adjudication, so a dismissal would probably be with prejudice. I haven't found a specific source on it and this specific statute (if it is the one they used on Chris) doesn't specify.

I'm not sure what liberties the prosecution has under this statute to stipulate prejudice, so this is more a guess based on other similar statutes than anything specific about this relatively new statute without much case law on it.

Could "IT" stand for information technology? Like maybe they seized something as evidence and are now returning it since the case is over?
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From what I can find, you seem to be correct that being adjudicated guilty with a deferred sentence is a final outcome. Whether that's due to the dismissal being with prejudice or by way of jeopardy attaching is a point of debate, but I can't find any reference to the ability to recharge an offense after a plea deal of any kind is executed. At this point I am pretty confident in order to be charged again he would need to re-offend. I wish I was confident that he won't.....

As far as the order to return "IT", the fact that it's written in all capitals doesn't really help us ascertain whether it's an abbreviation. I couldn't find any specific applicable legal abbreviations, but the common " information technology" could apply. I've also found reference to "IT" standing for intensive therapy, individual transportation, and income tax. I could probably come up with a viable story around any of those. Regardless of the actual meaning, I'm pretty confident that the actual entry is nothing short of routine.
 
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