i love the fucking tangent it goes off on, i love how he had to elaborate every detail including local laws, his own apperance, and all the theoretical scenarios that could arise with a potential sweetheart
and he put it all on a shirt, at no part of the printing process did he think "are there enough words on there?"
Farms. I simply do not get you.
A fellow shows up with a Chris sign at a WWE. Gets doxxed with a simple pic.
Caden and Flutter literally manipulate Chris for monetary gain and the former is on probation which he frequently breaks. Nothing happens.
I swear, either the Farms is too incompetent to do anything and the spergouts are a work of a higher deity, or lal of you are Caden's pawns, doxxing random weens while protecting the big baddy.
I take it as a good sign that people here are champing at the bit and flexing their doxing muscles. Caden is already known and, as things are now, Flutter is basically impossible to find if we only have blurred photos, no name and no known online presence. It will happen though, sooner or later. We only need bread crumbs to follow.
I'm not saying that he reached out to her first, we know that's not the case.
I was just suggesting that maybe she does live locally and is instead occasionally visiting someone out of state, instead of being from somewhere else and occasionally visiting Chris.
Have you ever noticed it's the girls who have to do all the work? They have to approach Chris and make conversation, they have to pay for everything, and he only work he puts into is the work he thinks will get him laid.
Except for whining online, what work does he actually put into for a relationship?
Flutter is definitely his adopted mother more than his girlfriend or even friend.
Have you ever noticed it's the girls who have to do all the work? They have to approach Chris and make conversation, they have to pay for everything, and he only work he puts into is the work he thinks will get him laid.
Except for whining online, what work does he actually put into for a relationship?
Flutter is definitely his adopted mother more than his girlfriend or even friend.
He's always wanted to be a stay at home dad without really doing anything. His hypothetical wife would be the bread winner, and he'd just sit home all day making Sonichu comics and possibly taking care of the kids. But we all know he'd do neither of those things.
He's never really looked for a true girlfriend or wife or whatever, he's always been looking for a true and honest replacement mother that can also fuck him.
And then he stopped searching for the replacement mother and just chose his mother.
Caden, the actual criminal, has slipped up enough for internet sleuthing to easily discern his history but even with knowledge he's still breaking the law, there isn't much the farms can do because there isn't substantial enough proof to take it to the cops (or so I'm aware).
A guy was spotted at the WWE holding a sign saying, “The man in the pickle suit tricked me again…“ View attachment 6276587
What people believe to be the same guy holding the sign backwards also had, “Earl Dube (TheWhiteBowser, misspelled) is a PDF [pedophile]!” View attachment 6276588
Just imagine Chris making an entrance to a wrestling ring to the song So Need A Cute Girl. The question is would it be funny or maybe a little awesome?
He's always wanted to be a stay at home dad without really doing anything. His hypothetical wife would be the bread winner, and he'd just sit home all day making Sonichu comics and possibly taking care of the kids. But we all know he'd do neither of those things.
He's never really looked for a true girlfriend or wife or whatever, he's always been looking for a true and honest replacement mother that can also fuck him.
And then he stopped searching for the replacement mother and just chose his mother.
That's what I always found so hilarious about Chris's life story. He legit belived a girlfriend turned wife woukd do everything for him while the most he contributed to the relationship was his shit comics that even back then he couldn't legally market or sell due to using copyrighted characters thinly veiled through parody.
In many ways Chris was the precursor every bitter virgin who asks "why won't women go out with me?!
Just imagine Chris making an entrance to a wrestling ring to the song So Need A Cute Girl. The question is would it be funny or maybe a little awesome?
Sorry for not posting anything about it for a while, but I didn't think anybody would care if I was lazy about working on the Animal Crossing VHS tape. I wanted to clean my VCR tape heads but kept putting it off. TLDR: I've uploaded the first 30 minutes in 480p, also the seller is a mental case.
Here's a quick recap for anybody that doesn't know what I'm talking about and doesn't want to go back through the thread:
It was posted in this thread back on June 5th that someone was selling a tape purporting to be Chris's Animal Crossing "documentary" submission to Nintendo Power. After a fair amount of sperging in the thread, I bought the tape. The main reason being it was driving me crazy not being to identify the tape or verify it in any concrete way (autism stickers please). The tape is almost certainly fake, there's some semi-interesting frames of footage that I think are left over from improperly copying over a different tape. You can check my previous post for pictures and video. Another user, @SlaanyChaser , also reported having bought the tape. The seller reached out to him after the auction saying that the winner's payment failed and offered a Buy It Now.
I can do a more detailed write up if anybody wants or thinks it would be useful.
Here's the first 30 minutes in 480p. I have the full video in higher resolution, but I had to clip and compress the video a lot to get it under the upload limit. I read somewhere that Null will archive larger video, but I don't see a real reason to waste space storing reproduction video. The most interesting stuff is in the first like minute anyways. There's some problems with the video going to static and cutting out. I also saw this when playing to the tv. No idea why. I tried cleaning my VCR tape heads using the printer paper and alcohol trick, but that didn't seem to really make a difference. Still no idea if something is scuffed with my VCR or if the tape is just like that. This problem disappears after like the 12-15 minute mark and the rest of the tape plays perfectly fine.
For reference the VCR I'm using is a Samsung DVD V2500 and a generic "video grabber" RCA to Digital converter and using OBS to capture the footage. Unfortunately, my VCR does not have S-Video out for VHS. I know that the analogue to digital converter I'm using isn't very nice, but I wanted something cheap and quality really isn't of any real concern. I did have some problems with getting it to capture well through OBS and then used Kdenlive/Handbreak(thanks Null for the tutorial). I played around with framerate and some other things, but the finer points of recording analogue media are lost on me. If anybody has any tips they would be welcome. Specifically the black guy at the very beginning of the tape is present in the digital video, but not the white guy, nor The Ladd Company logo that I could see when played directly to my tv. I think this has something to do with the scanning in the VCR, but just playing around with it didn't really solve this problem.
I believe that it's pretty obvious that both tapes are fake. I think the most obvious proof being that the seller tried double dipping on selling the tape twice and got caught out for it. What I don't get is why the seller didn't bother putting as much effort into the second tape, as it's pretty obviously not even the tape pictured in the listing. Anyways, both SlaanyChaser and I decided to refund the purchases because 1. it's obviously fake. I pretty much knew it was going in, and wasn't too chuffed about it, and I'm sure SlaanyChaser feels fairly similarly, but I'm really pissed off that the seller double dipped and tried screwing someone else too. 2. The seller is likely counterfeiting other VHS tapes and passing them off as rare originals for years, making a not insignificant amount of money off of victims.
You can see in the screenshots below, the seller replied with some pretty nutjob responses. In response to SlaanyChaser's feedback you can see that the seller responded they simply "sent the wrong tape" and that it "wasn't malicious." Obviously selling the same tape twice is intentional fraud. In response to my refund the request, the seller said they would kill themselves and called me a scammer , but gave the refund anyways. SlaanyChaser and I both agree that this is a pretty blatant attempt at manipulation. I went ahead and reported the seller for "threats of violence" to Ebay, not that they're going to do anything anyways. Legitimately this is the funniest stuff to come out of the whole thing though.
He's always wanted to be a stay at home dad without really doing anything. His hypothetical wife would be the bread winner, and he'd just sit home all day making Sonichu comics and possibly taking care of the kids. But we all know he'd do neither of those things.
He's never really looked for a true girlfriend or wife or whatever, he's always been looking for a true and honest replacement mother that can also fuck him.
And then he stopped searching for the replacement mother and just chose his mother.
Chris wanting to be the male equivalent of one of those yoga ladies who's husbands work at the factory while they insist they contribute just as much to the household with their twee little charm necklace making business and that's why they can't cook him dinner when he comes home
Chris wanting to be the male equivalent of one of those yoga ladies who's husbands work at the factory while they insist they contribute just as much to the household with their twee little charm necklace making business and that's why they can't cook him dinner when he comes home
alright what IS that weird big eyed... dog...? thing? and why is it associated so much with autism online
is it some le quirky skrunkly trend-tism meme or what
alright what IS that weird big eyed... dog...? thing? and why is it associated so much with autism online
is it some le quirky skrunkly trend-tism meme or what
While keeping track of the Etsy store's inventory, I noticed a review of a "medallion made by chris" looking really bad.
I was on the fence before but for sure caden is selling bootleg garbage. It's nothing like the ones on sale. I guess he can't get Chris to crank them out anymore.
about working on the Animal Crossing VHS tape. I wanted to clean my VCR tape heads but kept putting it off.
and called me a scammer 
, but gave the refund anyways. SlaanyChaser and I both agree that this is a pretty blatant attempt at manipulation. I went ahead and reported the seller for "threats of violence" to Ebay, not that they're going to do anything anyways. Legitimately this is the funniest stuff to come out of the whole thing though.
