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On a much smaller note, Chris doesn't understand how numbers work, which results in him bragging he achieved 100 million subs.​

 
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Hack for crack said:
BIGFOOT ARC IS STAGED
recent reddit post from obvious Caden account-
Past posts probably too.
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And?
I said it loads and I said it again, why would it be a bad thing?
If Caden's willing to send us pics of Flutter for free, we should be thankful to him. Especially since they give us loads of knowlege on when and where Chris goes out shopping, which can be used for more sightings.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
And?
I said it loads and I said it again, why would it be a bad thing?
If Caden's willing to send us pics of Flutter for free, we should be thankful to him. Especially since they give us loads of knowlege on when and where Chris goes out shopping, which can be used for more sightings.
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If it is caden, he better let his probation officer know before crossing state lines.
 
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D is for Stupid said:
If it is caden, he better let his probation officer know before crossing state lines.
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I do not think it is actually Caden, but another handler that I thought existed already several months ago.
And second, people have theorised that Caden is allowed to Virginia due to owning a house...but idk man, he is a coowner now, he transferred main ownership to Thomas Cecil.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Couldn't find him on the Cwiki. Who is this fine gent please?
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This is because the CWCki staff doesn't wanna involve him in christory due to being "unrelated".
He's a 26 year old nerd who goes through girlfriends like crazy. He joined Northwest Biohazard LLC, an LLC founded by Caden Peck, along with his then girlfriend and her new boyfriend (Polygamy). He and the girlfriend got removed from the company in August and the boyfriend eventually cuckolded him. He then spent half a year in Texas before returning to Missouri. He now works low income jobs and is nearly homeless.
Ah, right, and he also is listed as the owner of Realty Plus LLC stationed in Chris's house despite the fact that he never even lived in Virginia.
Can give ya more info if you want.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
What a retard. Does Xitter have any policies about sending false reports? It would be funny if his account gets temporarily suspended over that.
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i dont know what the current policy is but before the change of ownership i believe they just marked your account as sending a lot of erroneous reports and told the system to ignore them all for some time
if that's still in play, he is effectively accomplishing nothing

i don't doubt chris thinks internet reports have more power than they really do
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
This is because the CWCki staff doesn't wanna involve him in christory due to being "unrelated".
He's a 26 year old nerd who goes through girlfriends like crazy. He joined Northwest Biohazard LLC, an LLC founded by Caden Peck, along with his then girlfriend and her new boyfriend (Polygamy). He and the girlfriend got removed from the company in August and the boyfriend eventually cuckolded him. He then spent half a year in Texas before returning to Missouri. He now works low income jobs and is nearly homeless.
Ah, right, and he also is listed as the owner of Realty Plus LLC stationed in Chris's house despite the fact that he never even lived in Virginia.
Can give ya more info if you want.
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99% of the info you gave has nothing to do with chris, if youre trying to convince us hes super important and relevant to him you should probably tell us how instead of focusing on gossip about his relationships, that just makes it seem like you got nothing
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
This is because the CWCki staff doesn't wanna involve him in christory due to being "unrelated".
He's a 26 year old nerd who goes through girlfriends like crazy. He joined Northwest Biohazard LLC, an LLC founded by Caden Peck, along with his then girlfriend and her new boyfriend (Polygamy). He and the girlfriend got removed from the company in August and the boyfriend eventually cuckolded him. He then spent half a year in Texas before returning to Missouri. He now works low income jobs and is nearly homeless.
Ah, right, and he also is listed as the owner of Realty Plus LLC stationed in Chris's house despite the fact that he never even lived in Virginia.
Can give ya more info if you want.
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Only if you want to. I just was curious about who he was, unless he's entangled with Chris that's all the information I cared to know really.

Thanks though.
 
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If the info you gave has nothing to do with chris, if youre trying to convince us hes super important and relevant to him you should probably tell us how instead of focusing on gossip about his relationships, that just makes it seem like you got nothing
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Well, considering he is the owner of the house Chris now lives in, is related to Caden Peck and I was asked who he is...I'm sorry, but you've got nothing.
Plus, I was once also very onto him believing he had more to him than that. I was wrong and I have given up on the fellow.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Well, considering he is the owner of the house Chris now lives in, is related to Caden Peck and I was asked who he is...I'm sorry, but you've got nothing.
Plus, I was once also very onto him believing he had more to him than that. I was wrong and I have given up on the fellow.
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well then why did you spend the first entire post letting us know about his dating life instead of elaborating on what matters

youre just a drama fag aren'tcha
 
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