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I was thinking either weens or some sanitation worker thinking there was trash on the side of the road.
Pretty sure this is what happened since Chris didn't give out any threats to ID the person, which means he likely didn't see anyone messing with them, just that they got blown or knocked over.
 
We can't escape burger politics, sorry guys. (x)
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I guess that's a news account run by somebody else, if it was really Trump it would have tons of likes and retweets.

For me, if we get the results tonight, if Trump wins and Chris doesn't chimp out on camera... it's joever. I will just have to accept that the Chris I'm most interested watching is no longer there and the zombified husk we got after the jail is truly all that's left.

That's not to say he won't do something retarded in the future, of course. That's an universal constant.
 
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I guess that's a news account run by somebody else, if it was really Trump it would have tons of likes and retweets.
Still wonder if Chris will be aware someone on Trumps campaign trail is vaguely aware who he is and why he represents everything Harris stands for. Autism, transgenderism, and sloth.
 
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We can't escape burger politics, sorry guys.
The way "Honor Roll" talks and writes is so insufferable to listen to and read -- it is so "off" and freakish.

he represents everything Harris stands for
It is true that leftists have made "Chris Chan" an "LGBTQETC+ icon"? If so, they may need a better role model.
 

Minecraft God Dialogue Read​

(11/05/2024)

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>Right before the election stream
>He posts a video reading off a video game ending cutscene that talks about one's place in the universe and their ascent to a higher level of being that allows them to comprehend said universe speaking to them
What did he mean by this...
 
Funny how that thumbnail makes him look 100% male yet if he was still accepting of the fact he's a man he'd look....not all that good but maybe a solid 4...4 and half to be generous. A below average Joe and again that's just going by the thumbnail and the idea of Chris still being a man and not playing make belive/dress up.

He heads still oddly shaped but only plastic surgery can fix that which costs moolah, hos double chin looks to be receding a bit but unfortunately so is his hair line.
 
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Funny how that thumbnail makes him look 100% male yet if he was still accepting of the fact he's a man he'd look....not all that good but maybe a solid 4...4 and half to be generous. A below average Joe and again that's just going by the thumbnail and the idea of Chris still being a man and not playing make belive/dress up.

He heads still oddly shaped but only plastic surgery can fix that which costs moolah, hos double chin looks to be receding a bit but unfortunately so is his hair line.
I can't imagine how Chris would be dressing these days if he still identified as a man
You assume he would've looked like Chris of yesteryear with his "mom bought me this shirt"s and jeans, but who's to say that's the case? Who's to say he wouldn't suddenly, with his newlyfound financial freedom having fallen into the Internet's performance and aesthetic culture, not have equally as much worn his fair share of My Little Pony tshirts, painted shoes, funky socks and highly fashionable (sometimes homemade) fandom accesories?
 
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Minecraft God Dialogue Read​

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I suppose he made it along with his other Minecraft videos which were all secretly recorded at the end of July and later posted in the past few weeks.

It will be interesting to see the physical difference between the Chris in this video and the one in the upcoming livestream. If the Colorado sighting is true then Chris should have a much lighter hair dye now, turquoise or similar.
 
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