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Unless Chris has revealed this information, that's unknown. I checked the elections website and it requires the last four digits of a social security number to lookup voter status in Virginia.
Does it in Missouri?
Edit: It does.
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"Haven't read up on Chris since the Officer Nick bodycam came out, wonder what's going on"
>a dozen pages in a row of possible gayops over a PS3 and gay discord server, HHH bitch slapping some guy, and Ace Attorney 'gotcha' moments over weens fabricating PS3 HDD dumps
Sure, I needed a read :story:
 
"Haven't read up on Chris since the Officer Nick bodycam came out, wonder what's going on"
>a dozen pages in a row of possible gayops over a PS3 and gay discord server, HHH bitch slapping some guy, and Ace Attorney 'gotcha' moments over weens fabricating PS3 HDD dumps
Sure, I needed a read :story:
He's shagging a midget in cabbage land while supporting women in politics.
 
Chris definitely would.

Being female is automatically relatable in his deluded mind

Reminder here was his pitch if he became president

this just goes to show how detached from reality chris is. the concept of taking random criminals off the street and using taxpayer money to put them in hotels and give them free food and healthcare is something only an autistic retard could come up with.
 
Oh whoops I thought I was in the Chris thread I didn't mean to barge in on the Keffals thread. My bad, pimp.
(this is a joke, as Lucas hates women; but the first thing I thought of)
TL:biggrin:R - Chris was in Finland twice, once between April and May, second between late September and October.
PS3 leaks happened, that sorta killed the threads. My stance on them are, they're legitimate but not very useful.
Also yeah, Discord shit IG.

the concept of taking random criminals off the street and using taxpayer money to put them in hotels and give them free food and healthcare is something only an autistic retard could come up with.

You're putting a random criminal off the street and using taxpayer money to put him in charge of the whole country.
 
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>formerly known as Christopher Chandler.
Using his original (dead)name, an interesting choice.
I wonder if forever kid Christopher Chandler's ghost still haunts Branchland Court to this day. Spoopy.

Seriously, that journo must have fell down on some weird google hole if he came up with "Christopher" as the name everyone remembers him by.
 
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wtf is this? a slow news day so the guy decided to hop on some farfetched unrelated nothingburger regarding a local e-celeb?
i mean fuck, it's funny to us as chris chan followers, but imagine how pointless of an actual article this is to normies

>fish salesment johnny bigcock endorsed kamala as president, in 2004 bigcock assaulted a grandma in public, in 2022 bigcock ate a sammich, more news coming soon!
 
Oh whoops I thought I was in the Chris thread I didn't mean to barge in on the Keffals thread. My bad, pimp.
(this is a joke, as Lucas hates women; but the first thing I thought of)
It's all good.

God, I miss Pimp my Ride. *sigh* classic 2000s.

Currently what Chris does from day to day is a bit of a mystery. As well as who Flutter is and what she means to him.
 
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I almost wanna see trump win if only to see if Chris will have a meltdown. It's been so long since we had one on par with the last video made before he was hauled off to jail.
I doubt he would. Did you see how boring he was when he live streamed the debate? Idk if he's medicated or what but he's boring as fuck post prison saga.
 
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