Containment Random Chris Updates

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"My theory: there's a Praetard in the Lynchburg area who got a ride to the Big Island house in order to collect the car, picked Chris up at the airport once they had it, and got a ride home with Chris from there. Chris subsequently went to the nearest Wendy's, and was photographed at the drive-through. "
And that's the handler that I knew about from the start. Hell, while I trust the redditor, before the confirmation that it was Chris, I also thought it might be a Praetor guy just getting food before.

Again, since Flutter is just his lover and a lot of things happened while she was away that required someone to have direct contact with Chris (the greenscreen and PC setup, pre opening mail for that one livestream, checking the cameras when TwistedFreak drove by), there must be someone at or close to the place that not only does all of this, but also most likely drives the Soncihu for this.


...why did this only post now? I thought I posted it already.
Ammyterasu said:
Uh, redditor claims he spotted Chris in Colorado on October 21st
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I...uhhh...have nothing that could explain the date.
For all intense and purposes, he shouldn't be there at this time.
The only explanation I have is that Chris manipulates time and space.
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Yeah, this sighting, if this is Chris...basically breaks apart everything. It's not possible for this to have happened if time is linear.
 
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Robert Edwin House said:
so what if the Dimensional Merge is upon us, and only gives chris the power to teleport lol
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Could it be?
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Update: One of my buddies pointed out this isn't Chris.
Specifically, this person has an earring and glasses.
While the latter is something Chris sometimes wears, he never had ear piercings.
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Ammyterasu said:
Back to Branchland Court (same old garbage bins and trees) for more Kamala simping and confirmation he didn't vote early (x)
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Chris sure has a lot of devotion to filling in large spaces with marker lines. That must take an insane amount of time. Wobbling his arm side to side for awhile, turning it, more wobbles. Start again a few inches over. I wonder if Chris believes he's an "artist" simply because he can sit and do that amount of work, and the sweat equity means he's a great artist.

I mean he could fill in all area with watered down acrylics in a fraction of the time, however, since he's a retard, half of that paint would end up all over the floor, whatever else is around, and him.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris sure has a lot of devotion to filling in large spaces with marker lines. That must take an insane amount of time. Wobbling his arm side to side for awhile, turning it, more wobbles. Start again a few inches over. I wonder if Chris believes he's an "artist" simply because he can sit and do that amount of work, and the sweat equity means he's a great artist.

I mean he could fill in all area with watered down acrylics in a fraction of the time, however, since he's a retard, half of that paint would end up all over the floor, whatever else is around, and him.
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Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
 
Robert Edwin House said:
yall ever wonder why is chris putting the signs at branchland and big island?
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Chris never put up any signs at the Praetorium.
The conclusion?
Chris foolishly believes that, by doing that, the weens will forget/never learn that he switched houses and therefore won't harass him.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Chris never put up any signs at the Praetorium.
The conclusion?
Chris foolishly believes that, by doing that, the weens will forget/never learn that he switched houses and therefore won't harass him.
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You guys forget that Branchland is still the Sonichu temple and THE (THE) THE Chris-Chan^tm Chris Chan House^tm
I think he sees it as still having that iconic value, which to be fair, it does
It's like how government officials will always decorate their offices with all the signs and statement pieces of whatever they support, but they're not gonna put them in their own front lawn
 
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SmallKiwi said:
Would be funny if Barb was voting for Trump.
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Do we know what her actual politics are? We know Chris nearly always voted for the popular candidate or whoever was socially expected of him to vote for depending on which community he's a part of, but Barb has to have actual opinions on the matter, right? Assuming she's not as demented as some think she is. I'm still not 100% on the "Barb is completely out of it" theory, I think a lot of those videos were acted up for pity.
If she IS in her right mind, I could see her going out and voting.
If she's not... Well... She might just find herself "voting" anyway.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
Do we know what her actual politics are? We know Chris nearly always voted for the popular candidate or whoever was socially expected of him to vote for depending on which community he's a part of, but Barb has to have actual opinions on the matter, right? Assuming she's not as demented as some think she is. I'm still not 100% on the "Barb is completely out of it" theory, I think a lot of those videos were acted up for pity.
If she IS in her right mind, I could see her going out and voting.
If she's not... Well... She might just find herself "voting" anyway.
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I don't know. I assume she was always republican, but probably was forced to vote for Hillary and Biden due to Chris guilt tripping her due to Trump. Now that Chris is out, she no longer has to. She probably lies to Chris if he ever bring the question to her.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
Do we know what her actual politics are? We know Chris nearly always voted for the popular candidate or whoever was socially expected of him to vote for depending on which community he's a part of, but Barb has to have actual opinions on the matter, right? Assuming she's not as demented as some think she is. I'm still not 100% on the "Barb is completely out of it" theory, I think a lot of those videos were acted up for pity.
If she IS in her right mind, I could see her going out and voting.
If she's not... Well... She might just find herself "voting" anyway.
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Bob was a republican according to Cole, but I don't know if Bob would've voted for Trump given Trump's disdain of the UN and Bob's love of it.

I do agree that she was playing it up in that video since she's a grifting carny, but I'd imagine that Barb doesn't vote at all. I could be wrong
 
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