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I wonder if he will drag Barb to the polls, that coul be their first sighting together in public after the incest.

Chris said he visits her once a month or so, according to The Gamer from Mars, but my gut feeling is that she would rather not have anything to do with him anymore.
 
Honestly politics for Chris Chan just boils down to who has a vagina.

I guarantee the only reason he is voting for Kamala is because of what's between her legs. Reminder he didn't even vote for Joe Biden and wrote in Lisa Simpson.

Would guarantee he'd do the same thing if Biden was still in the race.

Chris is also laboring under the misconception that many people still are: that the Democrats are the softer, gentler political party that stands up for the little guy, supports the blue collar worker, and fights against big business and corporations. He's your typical brainless NPC that believes whatever bullshit the MSM and Leftards on X/Twitter tell him to believe. He's exactly the type of person who should never be allowed to vote since he doesn't work, doesn't contribute to society, doesn't own property, and has no skin in the game.
 
Honestly politics for Chris Chan just boils down to who has a vagina.
That and who promises to make life easy for a lazy entitled autist who refuses to get a real job or contribute to society in a meaningful way.


Much like how all Chris's butthurt over gen 5 and 6 mlp is rooted in him being salty he jumped on the mlp bandwagon too little too late. Chris is only supporting harris/the dems cause he believes everything his left leaning circles tell him. That Trump and the right are gonna start persecuting him for being a "lesbi....bisexual trans autistic woman." Or at the very least make it harder for him to get his titty skittles (though I wonder if he even takes them anymore given barbgate and now flutter) and his welfare despite the fact Chris is on a program meant in theory to support an income from a low wage job a low iq mongolid like him would normally have.


As I said before the right Wing equivalent would be someone voting trump, just because they're salty the goods in dolar tree went up to 1.25 and blames Bidenflation for it and thinks trump will fix that once he's back in office. And not because of anything actually important like the ongoing wars on the other side of the world, the migrant border crisis, or the corruption of the government.
 
I guarantee the only reason he is voting for Kamala is because of what's between her legs. Reminder he didn't even vote for Joe Biden and wrote in Lisa Simpson.
that might be part of the reason, but chris also oftentimes just does what he feels is "on brand" for him
chris' understanding of himself is entirely a brand he created, from the iconic memes of yesteryear to everything that represents him now, he views himself as a character that's supposed to act on-script
he doesn't hate trump because of his policies, he hates trump because he fell into the camp of hating trump so now it's a part of his character sheet
he doesn't support kamala because of her policies, he supports her because it's what he would do, his whole life is like roleplaying a character in D&D, subconciously thinking "would my character do this?"
 
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The only activism Chris advocates for is making toontown real and making those damn dirty russians stay out of his pony cartoons
We really fell off. We went from hacking the election, to wasting our resources to fucking with an autistic tranny's horse cartoons.
 
I wonder if he will drag Barb to the polls, that coul be their first sighting together in public after the incest.

Something tells me that Barb has given him orders to - in no uncertain terms - stay the fuck away from her. The photo from the first Kamala sign being planted at 14BC in which she's visible at the door speaks volumes, particularly the expression on her face. Nothing about it suggests that she just happens to be looking outside at whatever it is her kid is doing; it's a look of, 'what the fuck is he doing here?'

Chris said he visits her once a month or so, according to The Gamer from Mars, but my gut feeling is that she would rather not have anything to do with him anymore.

Chris says 'visit'; the rest of the world says, 'parks out front of her house and sits there for hours on end waiting for her to respond to texts'. Speculation on my behalf, yes, but seeing as how Chris has made her out to be an easy filial lay to friends, family, and the Internet, not unlikely.

I'm a Pole so I cannot vote anyway, but lemme just state the facts.
Chris had one felony, but he was released on autism deferral, meaning that he legally wasn't charged with it.

No, he was still charged with incest. What he avoided was sentencing on that charge. Doesn't mean that nobody noticed in the end.

Trump is charged with 34 felonies.
Chris is unironically more fit to run for president than Trump.
Chris also worked at a fast food chain for three months, specifically Wendy's, therefore he beats Trump who didn't even technically work there.

Please STFU with the local politics. We're hearing more than enough about it right now from everywhere and don't need more of it in this forum, kthx. If you really need to sperg out over it, go do it here.
 
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Saw this video called "Liminal spaces in Chris Chan's house" isn't a liminal space supposed to be somewhere that looks familiar but is totally abandoned? Chris barely ever left his room. It's like the opposite of a liminal space.
 
Saw this video called "Liminal spaces in Chris Chan's house" isn't a liminal space supposed to be somewhere that looks familiar but is totally abandoned? Chris barely ever left his room. It's like the opposite of a liminal space.
Zoomers don't even know what the term liminal means anymore, they think it means that a place has "a vibe".
 
I wonder if he will drag Barb to the polls, that coul be their first sighting together in public after the incest.
Did Barb vote early or by mail?

Honestly politics for Chris Chan just boils down to who has a vagina.

I guarantee the only reason he is voting for Kamala is because of what's between her legs. Reminder he didn't even vote for Joe Biden and wrote in Lisa Simpson.

Would guarantee he'd do the same thing if Biden was still in the race.
would (s)he vote for Nikki Hailey over Biden? Did Barb vote how the internet lumberjack told her to vote like Chris did?
 
Saw this video called "Liminal spaces in Chris Chan's house" isn't a liminal space supposed to be somewhere that looks familiar but is totally abandoned? Chris barely ever left his room. It's like the opposite of a liminal space.
Yeah, apparently empty rooms are supposed to be some sort of ASMR or provide some kind of calming experience.

Also nostalgia. Oi
 
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