Containment Random Chris Updates

[Robert Edwin House]

hey ya never know, we may get the end of the bigfoot saga. i dont think it would be somEthing as big as that but a guy can dream lol

 

[King Kiwi]

Honestly with how often people shit on Null for no reason I am surprised more people don't get hit like Zeus did.

Hades got tired of Zeus's bullshit and released the Titans on him.

No Hercules, only banishment.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Listen Zeus, if you’re reading this, I would’ve liked the Infowars shit featured too, but it’s not worth sperging to Null over. Don’t act like a retard, you’re one of the few people left actively giving updates on Chris.

 

[Robert Edwin House]

Hey guys.
If I am banned for crushing Null's ego.
Continue my legacy.
And now I must go, my planet needs me.

bro you are like the first to report on new chris stuff, dont go fuck shit up

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You KNOW what's going to happen, why do it?

Maybe it's like weens thinking that trolling schemes will surely succeed this time when they've repeatedly failed before?

Finland minisaga

Haven't really kept up with the idiotic antics of "Honor Roll" lately. I take it he's back to derping around in Virginia?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

bro you are like the first to report on new chris stuff, dont go fuck shit up

everything he reports on is just stuff you can find out via chris' own twitter page or some guy on the reddits
it's not exactly hard or noble work, he's just the only one who wants to dig through that trash

 

[Ammyterasu]

Haven't really kept up with the idiotic antics of "Honor Roll" lately. I take it he's back to derping around in Virginia?

Yep he came back to vote and get butthurt over Trump winning again. Nothing entertaining tho, no good old spergout videos or public death threats.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Haven't really kept up with the idiotic antics of "Honor Roll" lately. I take it he's back to derping around in Virginia?

Yeah, he seems to be back in Virginia. He's got an online store at officialsonichu.com where he's selling medallions and junk like CD's he burned years ago for Bob, as well as melted Legos from the house fire. His medallions all have really evident fingerprint marks and at least one of the megastone medallions might have a hair embedded in it. Chris is visible in many photos on the site and he ranges from looking like a cult leader to just looking like a tired retard.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

an online store at officialsonichu.com

lol he's butthurt about the sonichu.com domain being taken by the CWCki

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

a tired retard

That's a pretty good description of present day Chris.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

I can see remnants of classic chris

 

[nvrwastetree]

Chris's reaction to Trump winning the election.
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Care to tell us what he did last term Chris?

 

[cricket_eater0000000]

Care to tell us what he did last term Chris?

why does he have this perspective where he lives in a cartoon

 

[King Kiwi]

why does he have this perspective where he lives in a cartoon

Because if he doesn't, then he has to face the reality that he's a fat tranny who had to have sex with his mother in order to get laid until he could find some weirdo in Finland who may or may not be having sex with him.

 

[cricket_eater0000000]

even then a rat has more fuckability than him

 

[Seija Kijin]

He’s apparently upset (like, autistically upset) because Null featured a video of a Kiwi on a treadmill on the front page and not Infowars being bought by The Onion:
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I’m pretty sure that sperging out at Null because he didn’t feature something is a pretty sure way to get him to not feature it. A similar thing happened before with the Cyraxx thread and it led to a crackdown on Cyraxx a-logs.

Also this dude definitely sounds like he has autism and emotional issues if he’s getting this butthurt over something so trivial.

I rather enjoyed the kiwi on the treadmill myself.

 

[Denki Cho 3.0]

I can see remnants of classic chris View attachment 6650956 View attachment 6650936

It's the same damn Chris. Just with smaller eyes and a hairline that's even worse than before he was locked up.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Because if he doesn't, then he has to face the reality that he's a fat tranny who had to have sex with his mother in order to get laid until he could find some weirdo in Finland who may or may not be having sex with him.

There is no way they are not banging at this point, I just hope footage of it never leaks online.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

why does he have this perspective where he lives in a cartoon

Perspective is an important part of art.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that chris chan is on catboy ranch?