CoolGuyHitler
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Containment Random Chris Updates
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Therapist Chris-chan at it again!
How she caught that is beyond my knowledge but it seems as though Chris printed out a screenshot of one of their chat logs . Also is it safe to day the girl with the purple hair is Jessica?
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That meme doesn't include "horrifying stench" as one of its results.
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https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-twitter-com-2017-07-03-20-38-26-png.242453/
Chris is Ekhart Tolle.
Chris is Ekhart Tolle.
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Why capitalize "Loosen Up"? Is it some regurgitated copy/paste google find? I imagine Chris googles anything posted that he doesn't have an immediate insight to, finds the most acceptable result, integrates it then starts riddling his replies with it.
Or maybe he replaces quotation marks with capitalization for some autistic reason.
Wait, has he ever used quotation marks in his posts?
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I bet Chris was showing off his "deep breathing skills" next to all those young women at the pulse shooting event.
"Here's a real diddy to supercharge your deep breathing sessions; wear a pair of your mudder's underwear over your face as a breathing mask when deep breathing, it really helps to melt away all your stresses and whatnot"
-Pristine Christine
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That was pretty hard to see. I didn't notice it until @Arnold J. Rimmer pointed it out earlier. I wonder if Jessica ever browses the forum or if perhaps someone mentioned it to her?
Dear Jessica,
Get out while you still can...
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Reality
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This Week In Ugly: Chris thinks he's getting laid.
Also, T-Rex arms are back in fashion.
idosometimes
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The transformation is complete.
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Must resist the urge to photoshop.....
I really, really, hope that those white stains on the mirror are just water stains...
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It looks like he cut himself shaving, and even them, you can see the stubble. Chris' hair pieces suck, it looks like he got them from hair club for confused transvestites on a budget.
I wonder if Chris used an app to widen his eyes because they look unusually normal, this time around.
I wonder if Chris used an app to widen his eyes because they look unusually normal, this time around.
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Jesus... if you don't have a clean mirror to take selfies then just fucking clean them... also well done for still not understanding/managing the hand on hip look... I don't think he can find his hip with all that gut in the way...
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The most surprising part is that AI that usually fucks up is actually really close to Chris' age.
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Well, at least he realizes it needs more colors and flags to distract from his unattractiveness.
With that creepy smile and non-existant lips, it looks like Chris also has a thing for penis-shaped rockets.
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Ugh, he's still rocking that smug smile