Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Lawgiver]

Gonna autism dump here a little but Nucleon isn't exactly the same thing as drugs. Specifically, it was a new kind of fuel source (vs. Energon) that gave a significant power boost, but the trade off was those using it couldn't transform (until later when some of them just regained it to some capacity anyway).

Yes but it's funny imagining it as a substance they abuse and then get so high they forget to transform.

I'm honestly surprised they never like retroactively explained the energy boosting plasma that got in galvatron's head wounds as nucleon given they both are depicted as orange "not lava" tang looking fluid.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Do we know who Chris supported in the 2004 election?

Up until Trump, Chris always supported the candidate that ended up winning
And Trump had a lot of vocal dissenters in the spheres Chris was in that led him to believe he won't win

There's clearly a pattern of Chris voting for whoever he thinks is the popular vote

 

[AnOminous]

George Bush. He actually seems to have liked him a fair bit. He also didn't like Obama.

I'm pretty sure he was just imitating Bob at that point.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Which TF2 Analysis member recently blocked Chris on BlueSky?

Answer: VenusRRVelez, f.k.a. SegaSister

Go look that up on Clearsky for update.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris congratulates a youtuber he likes for instinctually knowing what ABDL is

lol

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris congratulates a youtuber he likes for instinctually knowing what ABDL is
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lol

You are either lying, or you're stupid!
Now that we got random access humor out of the way.
Chris follows AshCoyote, who recently got intense backlash for making an ABDL fetish video.
It's weird that furries say that it's not sexual nor weird, but they are into stuff like this, openly.
AshCoyote has also recently made a video about the Bad Dragon vs Sin & Saints legal drama, which Chris has liked a tweet about on Bluesky...both of these are dragon dildo companies.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Chris congratulates a youtuber he likes for instinctually knowing what ABDL is
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lol

i think chris is just calling this person a genius for deducing what an acronym means before he was told
he has a unique egocentric worldview where his thinking is both the standard and the superior, so whenever someone can glean something he has, or even something he hasn't, he thinks that person must be an intellectual god because he himself is an intellectual god

he's like a kid, if he doesn't know what 8 times 4 is, nobody can, and if someone DOES happen to know, then by god that person must be a mathematical legend!

 

[Ammyterasu]

i think chris is just calling this person a genius for deducing what an acronym means before he was told
he has a unique egocentric worldview where his thinking is both the standard and the superior, so whenever someone can glean something he has, or even something he hasn't, he thinks that person must be an intellectual god because he himself is an intellectual god

he's like a kid, if he doesn't know what 8 times 4 is, nobody can, and if someone DOES happen to know, then by god that person must be a mathematical legend!

He's also sucking off to that guy because he wants to be noticed, that's the feeling I get. And he still doesn't understand that extreme fetish talk should be left alone unless it's a joke and you reply with a joke...

 

[D is for Stupid]

https://officialsonichu.com/blogs/news/random-thoughts-will-be-updated-from-time-to-time

Didn't see this but a new blog entry.

The beginning feels like caden bitched Chris out. I'm guessing for conforming he's at the big island house but also probably for not posting on the blog as often. He's realizing Chris lies too much and does very little when he's working on it.

The rest is retconning lore dump.

 

[The Un-Clit]

https://officialsonichu.com/blogs/news/random-thoughts-will-be-updated-from-time-to-time

Didn't see this but a new blog entry.

The beginning feels like caden bitched Chris out. I'm guessing for conforming he's at the big island house but also probably for not posting on the blog as often. He's realizing Chris lies too much and does very little when he's working on it.

The rest is retconning lore dump.

White on cyan? Way to be a visionary goddess, Chris you mong. I can't even see that shit let alone read it!

 

[vomitusdeux]

White on cyan? Way to be a visionary goddess, Chris you mong. I can't even see that shit let alone read it!

Text is black for me, either it got changed in the last 10 mins, or your browser is having a stroke.

 

[The Un-Clit]

https://officialsonichu.com/blogs/news/random-thoughts-will-be-updated-from-time-to-time

Didn't see this but a new blog entry.

The beginning feels like caden bitched Chris out. I'm guessing for conforming he's at the big island house but also probably for not posting on the blog as often. He's realizing Chris lies too much and does very little when he's working on it.

The rest is retconning lore dump.

White on cyan? Way to be a visionary goddess, Chris you mong. I can't even see that shit let alone read it!

Text is black for me, either it got changed in the last 10 mins, or your browser is having a stroke.

Maybe it's a brave mobile thing, but it's def. White on cyan, and I'll be buggered if I monkey with my browser text colour settings for the sake of reading a fuckin' Chris-Chan blog post.

I'll highlight it, that should make it readable.

 

[vomitusdeux]

White on cyan? Way to be a visionary goddess, Chris you mong. I can't even see that shit let alone read it!

Maybe it's a brave mobile thing, but it's def. White on cyan, and I'll be buggered if I monkey with my browser text colour settings for the sake of reading a fuckin' Chris-Chan blog post.

I'll highlight it, that should make it readable.

I only use brave for kiwifarms so im not sure. I'm not mobile though, it could be the phone thing itself.

 

[PsychoNerd]

White on cyan? Way to be a visionary goddess, Chris you mong. I can't even see that shit let alone read it!

I don't know if you know this, but Chris was never particularly a savant when it came to web design.

 

[Ammyterasu]

White on cyan? Way to be a visionary goddess, Chris you mong. I can't even see that shit let alone read it!

For me it's always been black on cyan but it still hurts my eyes if I stare at it for too long..

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When it comes to art inspired by me, the Sonichus, Rosechus, Metonics, Vamprosas, and even the Cwcville Autobots and Cwcville's citizens and all related, KEEP IT SAFE FOR WORK, please. I am setting this boundary for the greater good, regardless of the present images of the Fan Art section on this website that will be updated soon enough. That means no depictions of nudity, sex, drugs, or anything that would not fly if they were shown on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon (I am not counting Adult Swim in that at all).

I guess someone finally told him about that vore Sonichu fanart he somehow never noticed lol. Also he mentioned Metonic and Vamprosa (Sonichu and Rosechu evolutions) for the first time in 15 years or so.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

How did no one ever post this here?

This is peak telling on himself.

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't know if you know this, but Chris was never particularly a savant when it came to web design.
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Excuse me my retinas are burning

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I don't know if you know this, but Chris was never particularly a savant when it came to web design.

Excuse me my retinas are burning

I think on the CWCki it was once claimed that imbecile was competent in color theory.*

No. No he is not.

* (in a list of stuff he doesn't suck at)

 

[Ammyterasu]

Nothing much: not understanding sarcasm as usual, he put a like on this post

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Nothing much: not understanding sarcasm as usual, he put a like on this post
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This sounds a bit too smart to be a sockpuppet. Tinyhorse1942 was exactly his way of writing.
Most likely a blind follower/ween.