Containment Random Chris Updates

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I think on the CWCki it was once claimed that imbecile was competent in color theory.*

No. No he is not.

* (in a list of stuff he doesn't suck at)

Chris clearly has a fixation on color, it's the one thing he understands best
he is absolutely competent in it compared to other things, truth is Chris isn't truly good at anything, it's sad, i legitimately don't think he has a single skill he excels at
but understanding of color is up there

 

[Ammyterasu]

This sounds a bit too smart to be a sockpuppet. Tinyhorse1942 was exactly his way of writing.
Most likely a blind follower/ween.

I checked and it's the same account who recently told him to try therapy, I posted Chris' answer where he said that Rocky Shoemaker and Dr Wolf are better than therapists since it made me laugh.

Back then I thought it was a well-meaning white knight but sounds more like a troll now. Not very interesting.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

He did it again!
Another episode (though unfinished) of the Geno's Animated Series.
I wonder if he got Chris's okay on it or he just stopped caring.

 

[Ammyterasu]

He did it again!
Another episode (though unfinished) of the Geno's Animated Series.
I wonder if he got Chris's okay on it or he just stopped caring.

Geno in a followup comment:

I’m done btw. This is all I had completed at the time of the strike. There will be no more

I don't care much about this series but it makes sense that he uploaded what he was already working on before the copyright strike, it's not on his youtube anyway.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Geno in a followup comment:

I don't care much about this series but it makes sense that he uploaded what he was already working on before the copyright strike, it's not on his youtube anyway.

"That's it, Mr. Policeman. The last of the drugs I was to distribute, sold. You can arrest me now"

 

[ASeabear8952]

He did it again!
Another episode (though unfinished) of the Geno's Animated Series.
I wonder if he got Chris's okay on it or he just stopped caring.

Archive:

 

[Ammyterasu]

"That's it, Mr. Policeman. The last of the drugs I was to distribute, sold. You can arrest me now"

Heh I wish it was like that, for the drama. But the police would first need to go after Chris' favourite fanartists who sell products at cons and on Etsy with 1:1 copyrighted characters on them.

 

[Mage Killer]

Chris clearly has a fixation on color, it's the one thing he understands best
he is absolutely competent in it compared to other things, truth is Chris isn't truly good at anything, it's sad, i legitimately don't think he has a single skill he excels at
but understanding of color is up there

Chris could be a decent artist if he had a sense of self criticism. Seriously, if took the time and paused his sonic show, then copied the characters down he'd have a decent grasp on how to draw them.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

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The uneasy eyes as Nait-sirc puts his hands on his shoulder at 4:10. LMAO It is artistic flourishes like that I will miss.

 

[D is for Stupid]

https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/post/3lqiczuw3kc2a

Chris made a blue sky update yesterday.
Seems he thinks he's going "home" with the "rebirth"

Homelessness is more like it.

 

[King Metalia]

Chris could be a decent artist if he had a sense of self criticism. Seriously, if took the time and paused his sonic show, then copied the characters down he'd have a decent grasp on how to draw them.

His art would still need to have effort put into it to actually be good. His arts utter stagnation and lack of improvement over the years makes me sad to be honest.

 

[King Kiwi]

https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/post/3lqiczuw3kc2a

Chris made a blue sky update yesterday.
Seems he thinks he's going "home" with the "rebirth"

Homelessness is more like it.

He's going to rebirth Christory?

Not while his handlers are around!

 

[Ammyterasu]

https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/post/3lqiczuw3kc2a

Chris made a blue sky update yesterday.
Seems he thinks he's going "home" with the "rebirth"

Homelessness is more like it.

I swear it's not the first nor the second time he drew the "laziness" card

 

[Beardless Lenin]

Chris could be a decent artist if he had a sense of self criticism. Seriously, if took the time and paused his sonic show, then copied the characters down he'd have a decent grasp on how to draw them.

First of all he would need to fix the way he holds his pen.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

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First of all he would need to fix the way he holds his pen.

many artists hold their tools oddly, it's more common with eccentric creators than it is with regular people who can't draw for shit

 

[King Kiwi]

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First of all he would need to fix the way he holds his pen.

A master craftsman at work.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris could be a decent artist if he had a sense of self criticism. Seriously, if took the time and paused his sonic show, then copied the characters down he'd have a decent grasp on how to draw them.

There were a couple high school non-cartoon-related drawings that showed at the very least some modicum of potential:

But then of course, his pampering parents overpraised anything he did no matter how shitty, and with Chris being both autistic and a hopeless imbecile, he couldn't tell the difference between examples like these and crap like the Sonic Totem, so he took the easy path of thinking his shittiest, but way easier to make "art" was the way to go.

Even outside his own ego, Chris sense of quality is really warped and pedestrian, he thinks horsie cartoons made for preteen girls are the pinnacle of human creation and that McDonalds is gourmet cuisine.

Chris couldn't appreciate quality even if quality bit him in the dick, so he doesn't see anything wrong with his doodles and therefore doesn't feel any need to improve (he did somewhat marginally improve since he began drawing Sonichu, but just out of practice, not because of any conscious effort. Still draws like a blind quadruple amputee covered in bees, though).

 

[King Kiwi]

There were a couple high school non-cartoon-related drawings that showed at the very least some modicum of potential:

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But then of course, his pampering parents overpraised anything he did no matter how shitty, and with Chris being both autistic and a hopeless imbecile, he couldn't tell the difference between examples like these and crap like the Sonic Totem, so he took the easy path of thinking his shittiest, but way easier to make "art" was the way to go.

Even outside his own ego, Chris sense of quality is really warped and pedestrian, he thinks horsie cartoons made for preteen girls are the pinnacle of human creation and that McDonalds is gourmet cuisine.

Chris couldn't appreciate quality even if quality bit him in the dick, so he doesn't see anything wrong with his doodles and therefore doesn't feel any need to improve (he did somewhat marginally improve since he began drawing Sonichu, but just out of practice, not because of any conscious effort. Still draws like a blind quadruple amputee covered in bees, though).

Did Chris do the horse?

It's not too bad.

Not going to win any school art awards but however he painted it or colored it all those pieces of cardboard looks somewhat realistic and creative.

For Chris mind you.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

many artists hold their tools oddly

But, that freakish pen grip which "Honor Roll" uses impairs the ability to draw anything correctly.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I got contacted about another Chris commission, this time...I think it's Omori? The guy that sent these pics it to me didn't actually say. Personally, I thought this was that incest game everyone talked about, which would have been peak comedy.

The guy stated that Chris was asked to recreate some picture but with himself in the middle, but the guy didn't actually send me any followup pics...instead sending me some shitty Tiktok meme from Monsters University that has nothing to do with the drawing.
I will update you if he somehow delivers, or I find it on the internet somehow.

Edit: Sorry for shit quality, but I found the image in question on Google.

God, Chris sucks at his job.