Containment Random Chris Updates

[kiporocks]

Anyone involved with Chris long enough enters a death spiral.
See: BlueSpike and Isabella Janke

Blue spike was not around for this message but Bella and (maybe) idea guys were,

Its mainly do due to trolls failing being called the big w word (ween) and just being seen as fucking losers with nothing better to do.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Anyone involved with Chris long enough enters a death spiral.
See: BlueSpike and Isabella Janke

If you mean death spiral that they end up crazy, those 2 were alogs and terrible people from the get go.

Clyde cash, casey and liquid, abl, the man in the pickle suit, Kim Wilson, and others have been messing with Chris for years and escaped with no issues.


One thing about trolling, the issue is that weens see these success stories and think they are smart enough to be successful. They are either completely stupid or as horrible as Chris.

Edit: words

 

[Kokenami]

If you mean death spiral that they end up crazy, those 2 were alogs and terrible people from the get go.

Clyde cash, casey and liquid, abl, the man in the pickle suit, Kim Wilson, and others have been messing with Chris for years and escaped with no issues.


One thing about trolling, the issue is that weens see these success stories and think they are smart enough to be successful. They are either completely stupid or as horrible as Chris.

Edit: words

That makes sense, didn't consider that.

 

[cugel]

Clyde cash, casey and liquid, abl, the man in the pickle suit, Kim Wilson, and others have been messing with Chris for years and escaped with no issues.

These were the people that did the best trolling, got the best out of chris when he still has funny, then they knew to leave.

 

[Maximum Girl]

Failure to read the room.
It's easy to learn about Chris and have the takeaway of 'trolling is how people interact with Chris, and so I should do it too.'
Very wrong and completely misunderstands all the work people have done watching, cataloguing things, and laughing... but easy.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Failure to read the room.
It's easy to learn about Chris and have the takeaway of 'trolling is how people interact with Chris, and so I should do it too.'
Very wrong and completely misunderstands all the work people have done watching, cataloguing things, and laughing... but easy.

yeah Liquid Chris watched him enough to learn how to talk like him and realized that for a narcissist like Chris having someone pretend to be him and pretending to be a him who got everything Chris wanted out of life wouldn't be seen as parody it would be seen as an out and out crime because if someone looks and talks like Chris but does better then him at life it proves that the world wasn't out to get Chris Chan and Chris' failings in life were his own fault and that is one thing Chris would never be able to stand. It took the work of watching the videos and thinking about what they told you about how Chris Chan's brain works to make the Liquid Chris saga happen. That is what a lot of the lazy weens don't get.

 

[King Kiwi]

Sales will dry up for him. Weens, even though they don't value money, will get tired of buying the same garbage. Views are plummeting on yt already and the blog posts are boring retcon garbage that no one cares about.

But what makes you think chris drama will lead to a collapse?

You have my next vote for president.

 

[D is for Stupid]

https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/post/3lqx4zlojxc2i

Chris supports violence and murder. What a charlinton! Doesn't Jesus forgive?

 

[Ammyterasu]

https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/post/3lqx4zlojxc2i

Chris supports violence and murder. What a charlinton! Doesn't Jesus forgive?

lol he even reposted it on xitter so he could directly tag Emgo. I doubt he would give him the time of day.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

If you mean death spiral that they end up crazy, those 2 were alogs and terrible people from the get go.

Clyde cash, casey and liquid, abl, the man in the pickle suit, Kim Wilson, and others have been messing with Chris for years and escaped with no issues.


One thing about trolling, the issue is that weens see these success stories and think they are smart enough to be successful. They are either completely stupid or as horrible as Chris.

Edit: words

Well, Liquid Chris was actually doxxed in recent years and is forever known on the internet as the guy who messed with a handicap when he was a teenager. Plus, I am sure his mail is full of weens harassing him about Chris. Not sure if that counts as getting away free.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Well, Liquid Chris was actually doxxed in recent years and is forever known on the internet as the guy who messed with a handicap when he was a teenager. Plus, I am sure his mail is full of weens harassing him about Chris. Not sure if that counts as getting away free.

Did Liquid Chris really have cancer?

 

[D is for Stupid]

Well, Liquid Chris was actually doxxed in recent years and is forever known on the internet as the guy who messed with a handicap when he was a teenager. Plus, I am sure his mail is full of weens harassing him about Chris. Not sure if that counts as getting away free.

And became a doctor.... and never heard from him since so all we can do is speculate what he's up to unlike most lol cows.

Yeah so I don't know what you're trying to insinuate about him.

Also did you know he's a cancer survivor while as liquid?

1:04 mark https://youtu.be/1IIC8H36oZ8?si=TLOV0_go-O9kFfIZ

That's his twin brothers yt channel

 

[The Dude]

George Bush. He actually seems to have liked him a fair bit. He also didn't like Obama.

Wrong. At first Chris didn't like Obama, mostly because of Bob being fairly conservative and Chris even repeated a joke Bob made about Obama painting the Whitehouse black. But then Chris saw some documentary fluff piece about ol' Barry Soetoro and decided they were a lot alike, both misunderstood underdogs, both unfairly mistreated, and changed his opinion on him. I can't remember if he voted for Obama the first time, but he and Barb both voted for him the second time IIRC. That was about the time Chris started relaxing on a lot of his views and the gender bending began to creep into his mind.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

So, Chris is now begging his followers to somehow make him action figures of all of his characters for his shitty reviews (A.K.A. for him to play with while recording)... for free...

Spoiler: The attached photos

...what can I say except...

It also appears that we have yet another Financhu Crisis on our hands because of this revelation. I get his teeth, but until last November, he must have spent over $3000 a month somehow. There's something big at play here. I just don't know what...

 

[D is for Stupid]

So, Chris is now begging his followers to somehow make him action figures of all of his characters for his shitty reviews (A.K.A. for him to play with while recording)... for free...

Spoiler: The attached photos

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It also appears that we have yet another Financhu Crisis on our hands because of this revelation. I get his teeth, but until last November, he must have spent over $3000 a month somehow. There's something big at play here. I just don't know what...

He's saving, SAVING not a lot of his money for this! And what do you mean for free??? He's going to pay them in exposure!! You know how much pull you'd get if you put that on a resume????

 

[King Metalia]

So, Chris is now begging his followers to somehow make him action figures of all of his characters for his shitty reviews (A.K.A. for him to play with while recording)... for free...

Spoiler: The attached photos

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It also appears that we have yet another Financhu Crisis on our hands because of this revelation. I get his teeth, but until last November, he must have spent over $3000 a month somehow. There's something big at play here. I just don't know what...

Does anyone actually watch Chris's "reviews"? I'm not shit posting by the way, I'm genuinely serious. Also I don't recall that the first Financhu crisis ended, so how can there be a sequel?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Does anyone actually watch Chris's "reviews"? I'm not shit posting by the way, I'm genuinely serious. Also I don't recall that the first Financhu crisis ended, so how can there be a sequel?

It ended when he got Praetor money back in 2021.

 

[Rupin]

So, Chris is now begging his followers to somehow make him action figures of all of his characters for his shitty reviews (A.K.A. for him to play with while recording)... for free...

Spoiler: The attached photos

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It also appears that we have yet another Financhu Crisis on our hands because of this revelation. I get his teeth, but until last November, he must have spent over $3000 a month somehow. There's something big at play here. I just don't know what...

His paypigs will come through for him. They always do.

 

[Ammyterasu]

lmao Chris unironically saying he will pay them in exposure Too bad almost no one cares about him anymore and he did worse things in the meantime or the online artists he likes so much would call him out big time for that.

Also he's deluding himself that people like the ending of his Transformers videos, when really they keep critizing him for ripping off EmGo's style...

It also appears that we have yet another Financhu Crisis on our hands because of this revelation. I get his teeth, but until last November, he must have spent over $3000 a month somehow. There's something big at play here. I just don't know what...

Me thinks he's just being a cheapstake and he believes people will be honored to do his bidding for free, as usual. He certainly had no problem with all the oversea trips less than a month apart.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

lmao Chris unironically saying he will pay them in exposure

chris must not be hanging out around internet artists enough to know this sorta statement is like the pulp in their juicebox and the crust on their cheese sandwich to the kiddie artists

i don't personally get the screeching over that sorta thing, if you don't wanna work for exposure that's up to you, but some artists would love to, and the art community's effort to try and eradicate the very notion seems to be entirely self serving on the part of the individuals pushing it
but, it IS a sore spot nontheless, and Chris just made his bed, he's gonna lie in it, and he's gonna get his earful of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs over it whether he likes it or not