Containment Random Chris Updates

[waltahwhite'freemovies]

It wouldn't surprise me if maybe Chris is low of funds because he impulsively bought a scalped Switch 2 on ebay. I want to believe Praetor's money is drying up but apparently the world is full of suckers... because holy fuck, I just checked the cwclight store and someone bought the toys damaged and half melted down from the house fire that Chris put on sale
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I'm speechless.

jeez, he still trying to sell that shit?

 

[deadson]

jeez, he still trying to sell that shit?

He'll never stop as long as there are retards willing to buy that shit.

 

[PsychoNerd]

I'm just amazed he's kept all of those burnt toys around for so long, thinking he can still sell them.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm just amazed he's kept all of those burnt toys around for so long, thinking he can still sell them.

He can, though. He did. Absolute idiots will buy anything with actual Christorical connections.

Nobody wants this dumb Cadenshit though.

 

[evening goober]

Just now watching the resurrection ... Haven't been keeping up, life has been busy. Nice.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I mean Caden was giving him about $400 a month, but Chris still had to pay him rent according to a livestream.

Did Chris say both those things in the same stream, or was the $400 from that time Praetor only sold medallions not made by Chris?

 

[King Kiwi]

He can, though. He did. Absolute idiots will buy anything with actual Christorical connections.

Nobody wants this dumb Cadenshit though.

How long do you think it'll be before he tries to sell Barb?

 

[Ammyterasu]

I'm just amazed he's kept all of those burnt toys around for so long, thinking he can still sell them.

He just can't let go of things, plus a bit of hoarding genes he got from Barb. But he only decided to sell them after all these years when he moved out post jail, he must have been desperate for extra money.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Guys?
9 privated vids in Chris's Transformers "review" playlists.

The only Transformers vid already released that was privated is Bumba Lumba (again).
We've got 8 new Transformers reviews on the horizon...
And zero activity on Duolingo...

I smell another coverup for a Moomin Boning Session.
We're cooked, guys.

 

[King Kiwi]

Guys?
9 privated vids in Chris's Transformers "review" playlists.
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The only Transformers vid already released that was privated is Bumba Lumba (again).
We've got 8 new Transformers reviews on the horizon...
And zero activity on Duolingo...
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I smell another coverup for a Moomin Boning Session.
We're cooked, guys.

What are you talking about?

You think Chris and Flutter are having sex or you think Flutter is out of the picture?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

What are you talking about?

You think Chris and Flutter are having sex or you think Flutter is out of the picture?

I did say Mooming Boning Session.
Of course I'm awaiting sightings, but I suspect Chris might be in Finland again and that's why he has stockpiled on the Transformers videos.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

I'm just amazed he's kept all of those burnt toys around for so long, thinking he can still sell them.

He didn't keep them TO sell them but kept them because they were part of the Manchester High Lego set he (literally now because of Idea guys) worshiped. I'm more surprised he is willing to part with it.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Did Chris say both those things in the same stream, or was the $400 from that time Praetor only sold medallions not made by Chris?

I know he talked about the "rent" in one of his livestreams, about people needing to donate and watch. I've seen the $400 floated around as what Chris gets that won't trigger anything with his SSDI. Since Etsy stuff is taxable, and Chris's name is plastered all over it, not to mention any LLCs setup by Praetor, that money is being tracked with 1099s. The absolute last thing Caden wants is to trigger an audit.

 

[blackandredstar]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.

 

[King Kiwi]

I know he talked about the "rent" in one of his livestreams, about people needing to donate and watch. I've seen the $400 floated around as what Chris gets that won't trigger anything with his SSDI. Since Etsy stuff is taxable, and Chris's name is plastered all over it, not to mention any LLCs setup by Praetor, that money is being tracked with 1099s. The absolute last thing Caden wants is to trigger an audit.

Is it likely to happen?

Dear dear.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.

The "dialogue" (a particularly appropriate word in this case) seems too seamless, one clean segment after another. I suspect this was made via AI of Chris's voice and scripted ahead of time. Some of Chris's words seem to be delivered in that uncanny artificial way. Doesn't have the hallmarks of a typical messy phone call interaction. "Chris" is delivering his replies a bit too promptly and efficiently.

Also, if the real Chris really had a hand in this, I suspect this might be some false flag operation to misdirect the Internet into thinking Flutter's name is something other than what it really is. I doubt Chris would think of it, but Flutter might have came up with this idea herself to blur the information about her.

I am definitely not one of those people who think Flutter sightings are staged for Etsy profits because of how convoluted that is, but I do think that if Flutter is someone deadset on never being found out, it is possible she'd concoct an attempted psy-op to trick the Internet into believing her name is Auli.

 

[The Un-Clit]

It doesn't feel like AI to me, the cadences are Chris's which AI is bad at, and there is a fair bit of emotional weighting (you called to talk about TRANSFORMERS?) again, something AI is bad for

The only thing that sounds suspicious to me is the unusually high number of stress sighs, but that could also simply be that he didn't want to make this call, but the guy paid $200 for it and Chris can't risk a charge back if he doesn't do it.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.

Archived.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The "dialogue" (a particularly appropriate word in this case) seems too seamless, one clean segment after another. I suspect this was made via AI of Chris's voice and scripted ahead of time. Some of Chris's words seem to be delivered in that uncanny artificial way. Doesn't have the hallmarks of a typical messy phone call interaction. "Chris" is delivering his replies a bit too promptly and efficiently.

Also, if the real Chris really had a hand in this, I suspect this might be some false flag operation to misdirect the Internet into thinking Flutter's name is something other than what it really is. I doubt Chris would think of it, but Flutter might have came up with this idea herself to blur the information about her.

I am definitely not one of those people who think Flutter sightings are staged for Etsy profits because of how convoluted that is, but I do think that if Flutter is someone deadset on never being found out, it is possible she'd concoct an attempted psy-op to trick the Internet into believing her name is Auli.

Agreed. Your points are pretty good, my autistic ass had a hard time with naming what I felt off about this.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Agreed. Your points are pretty good, my autistic ass had a hard time with naming what I felt off about this.

at 1:44 the way Chris says "the other..heroes..of quick..ville" triggered my AI-dar.

Also at 0:34 the stress sigh right before the "yeah May 28 on your Etsy you said I will call you promptly..." is a stress sigh that ends very abruptly, as if it was taken from somewhere else and superimposed into a segment right before the caller's line.

I am not 100% confident it is fake but there are definitely things that seem off about it.