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SPED would've been a death sentence for him, a big reason he is the way he is is because of how much importance was placed on him being mentally disabled, they needed to mainstream him MORE, despite him being in mainstream schooling he effectively still got the SPED treatment and that's why he thinks the whole world should treat him the way school teachers did
I really doubt SPED would’ve “destroyed” him. One of the biggest problems his parents created was making him believe he was better than everyone else with disabilities and letting him use his own as an excuse for his behavior. They didn’t just enable him, they encouraged the entitlement that grew out of it. I don’t think the focus on his disability was the problem. It’s the way they went about it that made everything worse.
 
He was able to drive as far back as like 15 years ago. Remember when he drove to Ohio to “save ‘Julie’”?
Yeah, I do. He literally ended up in the middle of nowhere knocking on some random old lady’s door while his parents were losing it. Him learning to drive honestly makes sense, Transformers was one of his hyperfixations, so of course he wanted to live out his little Autobot fantasy. That, or he learned how to drive just to try and get his “girlfriend-free boyfriend.” He can learn if you connect it to something he cares about. Maybe with different parents and the right help, he could’ve done something with his life. But instead, the only thing he ended up doing was his mom.
 
Him learning to drive honestly makes sense, Transformers was one of his hyperfixations, so of course he wanted to live out his little Autobot fantasy. That, or he learned how to drive just to try and get his “girlfriend-free boyfriend.”
He learned to drive because he lived in a backwater shithole in a country with zero public transport and obsessed with cars.
 
According to the CWCki, Chris is required to wear corrective lenses while driving, which is common. He also has a disabled permit, likely obtained when he was a child to more easily allow his parents to tard-wrangle him in parking lots.

So, Chris's driving-related incidents include the following. Let me know if there are others.
  • July 2005: Rear-ended someone after following too closely.
  • 26 February 2009: Drove 800 miles to Ohio and back. Locked himself out of his car at a tollbooth. Bothered an elderly black woman. Chris reportedly enjoyed the sights along the way and a lemon berry slushie.
  • 28 October 2011: The infamous GAMe PLACe incident, in which Chris and then Barb struck Michael Snyder with their car.
  • September 2013: Scratched a woman's car with his own, confronted by police. Was given the middle finger by God himself.
  • August 2019: backed up into a truck.
  • 28 March 2021: backed up into a big rig trailer.
  • July 2021: Raped Barb repeatedly. Went to a hotel. Got arrested. The car stayed in the hotel parking lot, where the license plate was stolen.
Chris has had problems with distracted driving, whether lost in his own thoughts or playing Pokemon Go or other games.

Overall I personally know several people who drive worse than Chris, killing or maiming themselves or others, driving while intoxicated, and totaling multiple cars. Chris likely has driven himself places many times without a driving-related incident. For example, the Fashion Square Mall, nine miles from 14BC, banned him in 2004 without the assistance of his parents. This would imply that he was frequently driving there by himself while on his love quest.

In 2011, it was Chris who first struck Michael with the car, before switching places with Barb. This may imply that it was normal for Chris to drive his parents places. Maybe they did not trust their own driving, which could make sense as they were old, and Barb did get into a nasty car accident in 2021, when Chris was in jail.
 
Update: Two new playlists have shown up on Chris's Youtube channel.

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It seems to be content prerecorded for the current Finland trip, which I am 99% sure is happening at the moment, due to his week long social media absence and September's content lining up with last year's.
First is JCWCSP Sings, which has two privated videos.
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I'm betting on A.U.T.I.S.M. and Trollstas Paradise.

Second is Shorts, which has six private videos.
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If we take it to mean that Chris has eight videos ready to be published on a weekly basis, that being at approximately noon on Friday, that's eight more weeks of content, so I suspect Chris might be returning from Finland around the start of December, with Flutter spending the holidays with Chris in the US (I have noticed that Chris tends to visit Flutter in Finland for a month, then return with Flutter to the US for a month, then has Flutter leave for a month).
 
What do you guys think pushed Chris into becoming the trainwreck he is now, nature or nurture? Was he always doomed, or could things have gone differently if his life had played out another way?

Chris was the result of the perfect storm of nature, nurture, and timing.

Nature
We all know about Chris' autism. It is a defining feature of his personality. And that definitely affected his way of experiencing the world. His brain just works differently, so he can't reason in the same way that the rest of us do.
Of course, there are plenty of people all over the autism spectrum who function just fine, which brings me to my next point...
Nurture
Bob and Barb really did a number on him. They didn't give him the special education and accommodations he needed in order to learn effectively -- and not just learn school subjects but to learn how to behave in society. I'm blown away by some of the bizarre things that Chris said and did in front of his parents that got no pushback from them whatsoever.
Maybe they were just burned out. They were old, after all. And Chris' half-siblings seemed to have turned out fairly well. One is a successful doctor, another had a normal government job, and while a bit kooky even Cole isn't a lunatic like Chris (though the others didn't have Barb's DNA, so we can look back to Nature there).
Whatever the case, they enabled his nonsense. They allowed him to loll around, being big enough nuisances to just get him shuffled through school, permitting him to fail out of even his minimum wage Wendy's job, and enabling him to live in a perpetual state of adolescence.

Timing
This one isn't mentioned as much, but it's vitally important for turning Chris into the king of lolcows that he is.
Chris came around at exactly the right time. He was an open book online at a time when the internet was novel.
If he came around just a few years later, then he'd be lost in a sea of social media try-hards. Now everybody dumps their whole life online, and every wannabe celebrity is trying to "go viral". As crazy as Chris is, he'd be a lot harder to notice on today's internet.
And if he hit the scene just a few years earlier, the internet wouldn't yet be at a state where he'd be capable of easily posting all his nonsense and interacting with strangers. He'd just be the town oddball. Every town had at least one -- the weird mentally challenged guy or member of the goofball family that everyone sees from afar and just avoids. He'd be lost in obscurity.

Chris was lightning in a bottle. The combination of his genetics, his upbringing, and his era all came together to make him what he is, and we'll never see anyone quite like him again.
 
Update: Two new playlists have shown up on Chris's Youtube channel.

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It seems to be content prerecorded for the current Finland trip, which I am 99% sure is happening at the moment, due to his week long social media absence and September's content lining up with last year's.
First is JCWCSP Sings, which has two privated videos.
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I'm betting on A.U.T.I.S.M. and Trollstas Paradise.

Second is Shorts, which has six private videos.
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If we take it to mean that Chris has eight videos ready to be published on a weekly basis, that being at approximately noon on Friday, that's eight more weeks of content, so I suspect Chris might be returning from Finland around the start of December, with Flutter spending the holidays with Chris in the US (I have noticed that Chris tends to visit Flutter in Finland for a month, then return with Flutter to the US for a month, then has Flutter leave for a month).
They're definitely in some kind of relationship.

I doubt it's purely business but apparently nothing Chris does seems to deter her so... She's one in 8 billion.
 
The right side of her insides got wrecked, lol.

Jokes aside, with him taking unprescribed HRT, I’d be shocked if he could still get it up.
i wonder what kinda medication he's on right now
aside from whatever tranquilizers his handlers put on him

no doubt taking something for blood pressure, some xanax or some other legal tranq, is he still popping the tittypillen or does he forget? his boobs are so big from the magical effects of mcdonalds chicken nuggets i don't think you could tell if he uses them or not
 
Chris was the result of the perfect storm of nature, nurture, and timing.
Timing is one of those things people don’t really talk about enough, and honestly, I’m surprised it didn’t cross my mind before. The mid to late 2010s internet was the perfect storm for something like this to take off, and it totally adds to why everything exploded the way it did. Great take.
 
Fun fact, in the latest South Park episode, Jesus decides to reject Christianity and take the GF he's being offered while in front of a TJ Maxx.
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This is in reference to real life Jesus, who decided to form a new branch of religion and got a new GF recently, and was spotted with her in front of a TJ Maxx a year ago.
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has South Park ever referenced chris chan? I feel like with how South Park is I wouldn't doubt it
 
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