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Super Mario 1999 said:
has South Park ever referenced chris chan? I feel like with how South Park is I wouldn't doubt it
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i haven't watched it since it was on tv but if i know anything about how they operate, they likely never will unless he gets even more mainstream than he is now
the writers are all hollywood bigboys that only write about stuff in their sphere, celebrity dramas and politics and the likes, they don't touch the epic internet maymays until it's too late
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
i haven't watched it since it was on tv but if i know anything about how they operate, they likely never will unless he gets even more mainstream than he is now
the writers are all hollywood bigboys that only write about stuff in their sphere, celebrity dramas and politics and the likes, they don't touch the epic internet maymays until it's too late
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The last one was about the 67 meme, but I'm getting to be too old to know if all the kids are still actually using that one.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
The last one was about the 67 meme, but I'm getting to be too old to know if all the kids are still actually using that one.
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I literally had to look up the meaning of 6-7 after that episode. I was so confused and I had no idea about that meme’s existence.
 
BlackFive said:
what even are these videos? Like, I know he's showing off some weird transformers OC, but is he actually SELLING these? Or is this one of those poohs adventure style mock ads?
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Because he's a fucking idiot and Caden is the most boring human alive.

But why the video I really don't know my guess is that it's to generate "some" kind of content to sell merchandise.
 
BlackFive said:
what even are these videos? Like, I know he's showing off some weird transformers OC, but is he actually SELLING these? Or is this one of those poohs adventure style mock ads?
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He's not selling them, I guess it's too much of an hassle for him to track down, combine and paint all the parts from different Transformers models to make multiple copies of his custom ones. And Praetors are a bunch of hacks who can only steal somebody else's 3D printer models to make the things they sell (their soulless medallions, the Sonichu "amiibo" and mini Sonic totems).

He's just shamelessly copying a famous Transformer reviewer youtuber and pretending his custom Transformers will one day pop into existence and everyone will be able to normally find them in stores and buy them.
 
The CWCki now has an archive.org link to The Sonichu Chronicles, a Powerpoint presentation that Chris tried to send to Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aime in 2009. This apparently went missing some years ago. In placing of this document in the timeline of Chris's life, it is around the time of the PandaHalo saga.

The .ppt file is a bizarre, overly detailed rambling mess. Images are stacked on top of more images, so you would have to move things with your mouse to see everything. It's full of Chris's art from his comics and things, mostly stuff we've all seen before. As expected, the art is childish and often traced. One could imagine Chris in an office setting delivering his presentation, opening it in a Powerpoint window and moving things around by hand, rather than advancing to the next page like a normal person.

A few highlights:

Regarding Sonichu:
And over the years since 2000 to today, he grew better with my own Hand-Drawing Style.
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Like most artists, I let myself get into my work.
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Story-wise, as described in my “Anchuant Prophecy”, I would take pen in hand, create an electric hedgehog, then take the Sonichu Medallion to enclose the Darkest Evil.
Real-Life, I have crafted the Original Sonichu Medallion from Crayola Model Magic Clay, Acrylic Paints, Keyrings, Super-Glue and Necklace, and it does not grant me any powers.
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Chris includes samples of the cover art for Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles, including for the Wii, Gamecube, and the Playstation 2 and 3 (and NEVER on XBox), submitted to Nintendo of course. His contact info includes his Wii number and his PSN ID.

One of the first images of Sonichu is Chris's custom Pokemon card, which has to be one of his worst drawings of the character ever. It is mostly covered up with a picture of Sonichu and Rosechu, standing in front of a malformed American flag. Chris arranged the stars in five rows of ten, and made the bottom stripe of the flag ridiculously wide so his hedgehogs can trample upon it.

Chris wants his video games to be voice acted. Apparently to save Nintendo money, he will voice himself and Sonichu, and Sarah will voice Rosechu. Sonichu will make Nintendo lots of money and help sell Wii consoles. By my estimation, at the time of the creation of this powerpoint presentation, Nintendo had sold approximately 50 million Wii consoles.

I often like to quote Blathers after going on and on with the expression, “But I digress”, so thank you all for teaching me that expression.
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I love that the absolute buffoon needs to point out that he does not have superpowers IRL (although that actually means he was saner back then).

And of course he does not see anything wrong on releasing a Nintendo game on competing consoles, I dunno, it's just that nobody had thought about that before or something. Chris is such a geinus.
 
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