Containment Random Chris Updates

Okay, so I forced myself to watch Chris' response video "CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts". In a nutshell:
- Chris thinks his life is just as hectic and stressful as Courtney's, despite Courtney working a job and Chris doing fuck all.
- Courtney says her mental health is improving with Medication and Therapy. Chris rants that medication (including SSRI) is useless and that meditating, talking with imaginary friends, etc is the way forward for him.
- Chris, on hearing Courtney admitting to be a self-shipper, says its perfectly fine and not cringe and babbles on about the dimension merge.
- Courtney says she has quit focusing on her reputation and is now spending time having fun. Chris agrees to this, sort-of.
- Courtney blames her attention to cringe culture (and her earlier mocking videos) due to "a certain... Sonic fan" whose name rhymes with "Miss Tan". Chris gets angry at this as he obviously feels he is being blamed.
- At the end Courtney says "There will always be a few bad apples" (with "Miss Tan" appearing in text again) and Chris gets angry and begins ranting on for several minutes.

If we were to give this an overall analysis, the overview is:
- Chris is angry that he's been called a "bad apple" when in his brain he thinks he is the most important person in the world and he thinks he does positive things for people (when in reality he raped his mother, creeps on women, steals money from people, doxxes people he doesn't like, etc).

Personally I am glad that Courtney has decided to turn over a new leaf. Everyone deserves a second chance. Chris on the other hand is on his 10th or so chance and he keeps being a horrible person who fucks up constantly.
 
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I'm sorry, Chris, I don't understand English very well. Can you tell me again in spoken Finnish?
 
Rukario said:
Personally I am glad that Courtney has decided to turn over a new leaf. Everyone deserves a second chance. Chris on the other hand is on his 10th or so chance and he keeps being a horrible person who fucks up constantly.
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I agree, even the likes of former lolcow Andrew Dobson managed to (seemingly) turn their life around but Chris is not interested in changing whatsoever and only ever apologises or shows remorse for his actions when he can't get his own way (before immediately going back to throwing a tantrum if that doesn't work).
 
Man listening to the remastered Geno doc amazes me how so much more coherent Chris was back then compared to now.
 
Varis said:
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I'm sorry, Chris, I don't understand English very well. Can you tell me again in spoken Finnish?
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Well, I consider my self fuckin' reprimanded proper, and I abase myself before your holy wisdom, Chris Chan Sonichu mothafuckin' prime!

LOL, no. You will never be a woman, Chris. And you most certainly aren't the re-incarnation of a long dead Jewish resistance figure who got a religion based on him no matter how much you wish, as you sit there on government retard assistance.
 
Realistic said:
I am stunned as to how Chris makes himself out to be the victim when he. is. a. perpetrator. himself. He should of not promoted himself online if he didn't want to get "paparazzi'd".
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Chris seems to view the world based on his interactions with his parents. He did many horrible things around them (based on how comfortable he is doing them in recent memory), but after it was all over, his parents just didn't bring whatever up again. That made Chris think people "forgot" the bad things he's done.

Since the incest, he imagined that people would just forget about it if he came up with the right excuse, because his parents always did, but the real world doesn't. This is why Chris just can't comprehend why he's still viewed as a horrifying person, and he just can't comprehend why this is the case.

It seems like Chris's best time was at at the TooMany Games con, where people, and girls, would go "Hey it's Chris Chan! OMG! Let me get a photo!!" and then he took that too far with the kissing and groping. That's all gone now. Now people won't approach him, nor will they gleefully shout his name, now he's back to being someone people avoid, or else get whispered about, at a distance, but all that fake love is gone. Online comments are one thing, but real world interactions are a whole other story, and he knows this and can't handle it.
 
knux said:
"Was this not clear"
No Chris it wasn't.
Knocking over Transformers in his videos. Is this the new "I'll beat you up in Soul Calibur"?
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Not the first time he's done it. Years ago he did something similar by using a Sentinel Prime figure, who was very orange, as an effigy for Trump.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Not the first time he's done it. Years ago he did something similar by using a Sentinel Prime figure, who was very orange, as an effigy for Trump.
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Long long ago he also stuck a picture of Clyde Cash on a clown doll and proceeded to beat it up. Or at least try to.
 
Rukario said:
Long long ago he also stuck a picture of Clyde Cash on a clown doll and proceeded to beat it up. Or at least try to.
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A classic moment! Man I miss those days. Clyde is my favourite troll.
 
I have a bit of news semi chris related. The game store chris goes to in lynchburg or at least was photographed at several times suffered a literal arson and will have to completely relocate. Some absolute dickhead stole a bunch of Pokémon cards and poured gas all over the front of the store. They said they lost 60% of their inventory. Hes apprehended. So I dont believe chris will have anywhere to play shit irl for a while. That was really the only local place.

Idk, maybe chris hexed the place with one of those weird eyeball letters again.
 
Tony Martin's Force Ghost said:
Agreed, I am really surprised he was not properly psych evaled in prison, he probably has some form of schizophrenia or BPD etc.

Barbs man, what a woman!
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Chris had a ton of psych evaluations while he was in jail, mostly because I still think Heilberg thought he was legitimately insane since he didn't seem to care about his case. Chris reported that Heilberg was getting frustrated with him and wouldn't talk to him for long periods later on in his case, probably much like that court ordered shrink getting annoyed with Chris yammering about his magical worlds rather than taking what was going on seriously.

One thing I noticed about Chris's speech patterns is looking back at Chris in high school, how you could tell he was putting effort into pronouncing words correctly, speaking in coherent sentences, pausing to get the right word, and so on. Even in the Golden Years, Chris could still speak all right, and when he got angry, he would pronounce words correctly and was much much easier to the understand.

Then as the years went on, it's like his speech devolved, which I think was because of his isolation. The amazing thing about Chris is that he literally had no friends in real life that were local, it was just him and his fossilized parents, and I just bet neither of them wanted to interact with his ramblings. Chris reminds me of accounts of people shipwrecked for years, with no one to talk to, and picking up strange speech patterns, or that black astronaut in Interstellar, who was alone for 23 years.

I honestly think literally no one wants to interact with Chris beyond doing their jobs. I don't think anyone ever approaches him to shoot the shit, and if they do, Chris just ignores them and goes about his day. Chris never had capacity for empathy so him interacting with normal people is next to impossible because he lacks the theory of mind to understand what a conversation is.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I honestly think literally no one wants to interact with Chris beyond doing their jobs. I don't think anyone ever approaches him to shoot the shit, and if they do, Chris just ignores them and goes about his day. Chris never had capacity for empathy so him interacting with normal people is next to impossible because he lacks the theory of mind to understand what a conversation is.
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But imagine having a conversation with Chris and you're a male. He'll argue and flat out lie on how awesome, smart, and stronger he is than most people including you. Like the worst narcissistic tendencies. And if you're a boyfriend free girl, he'll lie and annoy the shit out of you why trying to kiss your ass thinking he can trick a girl into liking him.

When you're in class, you just have to put up with it and talk to him. But how many of these friends did hang out with him after school and the weekend? none.

Fuck that big foot looking mother fucker.
 
Realistic said:
I am stunned as to how Chris makes himself out to be the victim when he. is. a. perpetrator. himself. He should of not promoted himself online if he didn't want to get "paparazzi'd".
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I'm not. He's a habitual victim, always blaming others instead of knowing when to take accountability (still blame his folks for instilling and escalating that). He doesn't want to admit that he's a pred, cause that's connotated with the notion that you're a bad person if you're a pred, and in his retarded head, he's ALWAYS the good guy. That's why when people disagree with him, they're wrong no matter what, cause mommy said so.

Orkeosaurus said:
I have a bit of news semi chris related. The game store chris goes to in lynchburg or at least was photographed at several times suffered a literal arson and will have to completely relocate. Some absolute dickhead stole a bunch of Pokémon cards and poured gas all over the front of the store. They said they lost 60% of their inventory. Hes apprehended. So I dont believe chris will have anywhere to play shit irl for a while. That was really the only local place.

Idk, maybe chris hexed the place with one of those weird eyeball letters again.
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Ah, that might explain his moping on facebook again.
 
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