Containment Random Chris Updates

I have a bit of news semi chris related. The game store chris goes to in lynchburg or at least was photographed at several times suffered a literal arson and will have to completely relocate. Some absolute dickhead stole a bunch of Pokémon cards and poured gas all over the front of the store. They said they lost 60% of their inventory. Hes apprehended. So I dont believe chris will have anywhere to play shit irl for a while. That was really the only local place.

Idk, maybe chris hexed the place with one of those weird eyeball letters again.
Slight PL: at the grocery store I work at, we had to stop selling Pokemon cards as they were the number one most stolen item we stocked. Because sets come out in small numbers and idiots on Reddit and Twitch are willing to pay insane markups to get the best cards, thieves are stealing the booster packs and selling them for multiple times their MSRP on ebay.
 
Slight PL: at the grocery store I work at, we had to stop selling Pokemon cards as they were the number one most stolen item we stocked. Because sets come out in small numbers and idiots on Reddit and Twitch are willing to pay insane markups to get the best cards, thieves are stealing the booster packs and selling them for multiple times their MSRP on ebay.
I read an account about the Pokemon scalpers were tailing delivery trucks to the point where the drivers had to mix up their schedules. I had no idea it was this insane and I don't understand how Chris isn't involved with scalping either. Seems right up his alley.
 
I read an account about the Pokemon scalpers were tailing delivery trucks to the point where the drivers had to mix up their schedules. I had no idea it was this insane and I don't understand how Chris isn't involved with scalping either. Seems right up his alley.

I think this a really good thought as far he's willing to go.

He's not a kleptomaniac for sure. But when it comes to stealing i think he rather borrow/steal cash from someone he knows or a relative he can get away with. As for stealing cards from a store i don't think so, especially something that's very popular. If he was to steal, i imagine something on the small side. I wonder what he stole to get banned from best buy though, the cwcki says vidya games.

I think church might of helped prevent him from stealing items from stores but not from family.
 
Chris reported that Heilberg was getting frustrated with him and wouldn't talk to him for long periods later on in his case
Reminds me of Sarah Boone complaining her lawyer's phone "Just rings and rings"

When you're in jail awaiting trial, the only light at the end of the tunnel is the hope you win and get released, so you spend all your time thinking about it and want to constantly be discussing it with your lawyer and preparing for it and asking questions about how to make that happen, and maybe the lawyer's the only normal person you ever talk to in jail.

But after a while, the lawyer has said everything there is to say, will let you know if anything else happens, and there's nothing to do until the next court date. Then he has to work with his other clients. He can't spend all day every day for months leading up to trial obsessing over a single case as much as the defendant just because they're scared and lonely.
 
hris reported that Heilberg was getting frustrated with him and wouldn't talk to him for long periods later on in his case, probably much like that court ordered shrink getting annoyed with Chris yammering about his magical worlds rather than taking what was going on seriously.
I didn't hear about this. Are these conversations documented somewhere?
 
Chris had a ton of psych evaluations while he was in jail, mostly because I still think Heilberg thought he was legitimately insane since he didn't seem to care about his case. Chris reported that Heilberg was getting frustrated with him and wouldn't talk to him for long periods later on in his case, probably much like that court ordered shrink getting annoyed with Chris yammering about his magical worlds rather than taking what was going on seriously.

One thing I noticed about Chris's speech patterns is looking back at Chris in high school, how you could tell he was putting effort into pronouncing words correctly, speaking in coherent sentences, pausing to get the right word, and so on. Even in the Golden Years, Chris could still speak all right, and when he got angry, he would pronounce words correctly and was much much easier to the understand.

Then as the years went on, it's like his speech devolved, which I think was because of his isolation. The amazing thing about Chris is that he literally had no friends in real life that were local, it was just him and his fossilized parents, and I just bet neither of them wanted to interact with his ramblings. Chris reminds me of accounts of people shipwrecked for years, with no one to talk to, and picking up strange speech patterns, or that black astronaut in Interstellar, who was alone for 23 years.

I honestly think literally no one wants to interact with Chris beyond doing their jobs. I don't think anyone ever approaches him to shoot the shit, and if they do, Chris just ignores them and goes about his day. Chris never had capacity for empathy so him interacting with normal people is next to impossible because he lacks the theory of mind to understand what a conversation is.
Another thing I’ve noticed is that his typing style also is much worse and more incoherent compared to 20 years ago.
 


Chris is being forced to sell his vidya!

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He's not happy, Caden what's his money.
 
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I think this a really good thought as far he's willing to go.

He's not a kleptomaniac for sure. But when it comes to stealing i think he rather borrow/steal cash from someone he knows or a relative he can get away with. As for stealing cards from a store i don't think so, especially something that's very popular. If he was to steal, i imagine something on the small side. I wonder what he stole to get banned from best buy though, the cwcki says vidya games.

I think church might of helped prevent him from stealing items from stores but not from family.
Wheeling & dealing is a form of theft but it was normalized to him by Barb.
 


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He's not happy, Caden what's his money.

I see we're right back to delusional pricing. Sad thing is, I know someone is going to look at the price and think "Fuckin worth it" and buy it. It never fails, especially if Chris is hating it. Sure, it's content, but fuck. Don't spend your money on this crap, it just funnels into Chris's pocket and he'll spend it on retarded shit.
 
I see we're right back to delusional pricing. Sad thing is, I know someone is going to look at the price and think "Fuckin worth it" and buy it. It never fails, especially if Chris is hating it. Sure, it's content, but fuck. Don't spend your money on this crap, it just funnels into Chris's pocket and he'll spend it on retarded shit.

Overall I agree but I don't think the money will be going to more transformers or ponies this time. He must have a serious debt hanging over his head to part with his precious vidya. He priced it so high because he really dosen't want to let it go and he's hoping to be able to say 'I tried!' to whoever he owes and is hoping to weasel out of paying.

Sadly, some fucking ween WILL buy it for clout and 'becoming a part of Christory!'. (stress sigh.)
 
I am really surprised he was not properly psych evaled in prison, he probably has some form of schizophrenia or BPD etc.
His ramblings are not schizo, it's maladaptive daydreaming done by an incredibly idiotic and selfish manchild. Note how he keeps this imaginary bullshit as harmless as he possibly can when confronted by police. Deep down he knows it's not true.
 


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$1,5k for some dusty, dirty, outdated, washed out console and its accessories + a Mario cartridge without its case? It's a far cry from when with that same amount of money you could get the one and only Sonic totem. At least it's a good parallel to Chris' own downward spiral.

Also he mentioned on twitter that some "fans" gifted him a Switch 2, so that's why he's selling the old one.
 


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This made me think. Apart from the tiny donations he gets during his 2 or so livestreams per year, how else does he monetize his content? As far as I know he has no sponsors for his videos, and the viewcounts on his endless transformers droneathons are so low (most less than 1000 views) I doubt he'd get more than a couple of quarters per video.
 
$1,5k for some dusty, dirty, outdated, washed out console and its accessories + a Mario cartridge without its case? It's a far cry from when with that same amount of money you could get the one and only Sonic totem. At least it's a good parallel to Chris' own downward spiral.

Also he mentioned on twitter that some "fans" gifted him a Switch 2, so that's why he's selling the old one.

So he doesn't even have any expenses to recoup like most people who upgrade to a Switch 2 so they have to offload their OG Switch. What a delusional, greedy man-child. $1500 is ridiculous. Nothing that they did added to the original value of the Switch, so marking it up that much is just more of the same Praetor grift.
 
I don’t see what about this means Chris is being “forced” to sell his Switch. The price is ridiculous, yes. But, he got a Switch 2, so why would he need the original? I don’t see the logic here.
 
I don’t see what about this means Chris is being “forced” to sell his Switch. The price is ridiculous, yes. But, he got a Switch 2, so why would he need the original? I don’t see the logic here.

Isn't Chris a hoarder? If so then doesn't it make sense he wants to hold on to it because... hoarder?

I mean he has a broken Commodore 64 but had the latest one.
 
Isn't Chris a hoarder? If so then doesn't it make sense he wants to hold on to it because... hoarder?

I mean he has a broken Commodore 64 but had the latest one.
That’s fair. Though he has sold old consoles on ebay before and also gave his Wii to his church when he got a Wii U. I don’t know. If he can take all these trips to Finland and go to all kinds of cons that he immediately gets kicked out of, I don’t think he’s hard up for cash unless he’s got a load of credit card debt. So… I think Chris is just lavishly spending money he doesn’t have just like he always has.
 
A Cameo buyer claims to have been hospitalized. In response, Chris told him that "he could be surviving as strong as Bob is."
 
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