Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tragi-Chan]

You know, if Chris wants to get into silly metaphysical crap and spend money like a drunken sailor, why not just become a Scientologist?

I mean he has the creepy stare and word salad jargon down, he's already a big fan of stupid and derivative fantasy worlds and I daresay he'd be up for "becoming at cause over Matter, Energy, Space and Time."

But I doubt they'd take him, because it's fairly obvious that there's something seriously off about him. For all Scientology claims to offer the solution to all mental health issues, in practice they prefer to limit themselves to the kind of middle-class problems that can be resolved by pulling yourself together (for this reason, staff members trying to get out will often stage a suicide attempt). Someone like Chris would be too much of a risk for just going completely off the deep end.

 

[Power Armor]

He needs to listen to the one that stops him from being a gullible moron

you say this but someone out there has to be the dipshit buying your products.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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The only people who will be leaving a house include Chris and Barb after they foreclose on their hoarder's paradise.

 

[Trilby]

The only people who will be leaving a house include Chris and Barb after they foreclose on their hoarder's paradise.

Now imagine that cleanup!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[PsychoNerd054]

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If the resistance is real to him, why doesn't he just sign up for it again? Not that I'd support an entire hate group who wants to do nothing but hate on all cis-white males like Trump, but still! Oh right, that would mean he'd have to go out and actually do something for once.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is triggered over what this person said to him on Patreon:

 

[PsychoNerd054]

My breasts are real.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Well, his breasts are indeed very much real, so there's that.

 

[dacwcman69]

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Chris is triggered over what this person said to him on Patreon:

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*Insert ITS NOT A TUMOR Arnold Schwarzenegger quote here*

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[PsychoNerd054]

 

[Jack Awful]

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Poor Chris.
All these years and he still doesn't know that the best way to deal with trolls is to ignore em

 

[Chanchu]

So if people actually ignored him on Twitter, would he implode?

 

[aron]

Random-Access Tweets

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[nvrwastetree]

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And this is the reason why Chris drives 40 kph everywhere...the dipshit is driving with his feet or fat ass.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

And this is the reason why Chris drives 40 kph everywhere...the dipshit is driving with his feet or fat ass.

No wonder he ran over Sorbayyy

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I've never seen someone so hyped up to probably be ignored. I bet Chris thinks everyone automatically knows who he is, and they all want to buy his recolor.
I was watching this video, and most seem relatively normal when compared with Chris. Everyone also seems to be wearing relatively nice clothing. I hope we get pictures of Chris with his gut hanging out while wearing some short, cheap MLP get-up with pink socks.

The people at Bronycon probably are spergs, but they don't seem as bad as the chicken dance of failure we've all seen Chris do.