Containment Random Chris Updates

It's some dumb "evil" pony thing that's drawn to PonyTown (normies) because of their Love and Friendship, but is ashamed and pretends to be something it isn't.

Then at the end, Love Trumps Hate and Thorax turns into some sort of freak thing and everyone's happy.

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I just wanna say you chose the best picture for that post.

But full clarification: in the show there were these love-eating bug horse things called Changelings - they're the black bug things on the right in the picture. They're generic and bland and basically cannon fodder. Have been since they were introduced at the end of S2 (and then never used again in the following three seasons)

Except one named Thorax, who got his own full episode about how he's different and wants to share love and friendship instead of being some generic who is completely devoid of personality. Later on at the end of S6, he confronts the Changeling Queen: Chrysalis (who is actually kind of terifying for a kid's show), and by calling upon the power of love within himself (seriously - remember what show this is), he explodes.

Oh, no, wait, he doesn't do that - he explodes and turns into what you see above - now he's the king changeling! And then all the other changeling generics do it too and become brightly colored insect horses (but not as tall or with the beetle horns) while Chrysalis gets cast out for being evil and shit.

Obviously, the whole 'trans' thing is because of Thorax transforming into something different, but that's like saying butterflies are all transgender caterpillars.
 
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Chris throws a party in imagination land and creeps on jailbait.......*WINK* *WINK*:tomgirl:

Keep in mind, Chris does not know any of these people, and they're paid to be nice to everyone.

That invite list is autistic:
  • Britney Spears
  • Amy Jo Johnson
  • Pamela Anderson
All these women that have no real social relation whatsoever would put Chris' invite on the top of their list of restraining orders.
It's basically all women who are famous for being members of the collective adolescent spank bank. If he was a decade younger the list would have Taylor Swift and Emma Watson in it. If he was a decade older it's have Princess Leia and Bo Derrick in it.
 

Alright, Chris, I'll play your little game with you. Why don't we call it the "Canterlot Moobie Club"?

Not to mention, Chris apparently doesn't find it the least bit gay that he has to put those two emojis at the end of every single post. Then again, this is the same guy that finds it classy to wear a unicorn horn from BronyCon to Church.
 
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Not to mention, Chris apparently doesn't find it the least bit gay that he has to put those two emojis at the end of every single post. Then again, this is the same guy that finds it classy to wear a unicorn horn from BronyCon to Church.
That's what he thinks cute teenage girls do, so that's what he does.
 
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