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Lady finally made a reply to Chris' apology.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Prelude to "binaural-beats-assisted DIY penectomy, featuring Cutco®"
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From the makers of Un-Clits 1.0 and 2.0, comes the unspeakable horrors of Un-Clit 3.0! :islamic:
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Chris gets linked to threads on here too. Not necessarily just people sending him screencaps. Maybe he's following a thread.
Chris' writing gets coherent and sensible on its own sometimes. Like, I think when he doesn't know how to pull off certain grammatical constructions, he'll just jerry rigs it as best he can. Like "not nazi" is presumably antifa. Normal people are comfortable asking for advice when they can't remember how something's worded or the proper terminology, but I can't recall many (if any) examples of Chris asking for help like that.
He just fucking goes for it. "oh, what's that word people have been saying a lot... like the opposite of nazi? fuck, I can't remember what it's called... well, fuck it: let's call them not nazis"
We've got reams of writing from Chris on the cwcki that sounds normal, and then it suddenly pops in and out of his word salad writing when he hits a hiccup.
I generally don't suspect Chris has a helper actually writing his posts until Chris starts using terminology that I know for a fact he isn't familiar with.
Like when "night star" was talking to me, and they said that I'm "race conscious". Now I know Chris definitely isn't familiar with that phrase.
Oh yeah.
Well, someone mentioned recently that Chris isn't very comfortable asking women out on dates. He doesn't.
But with women nowadays, he's super confident. He'll just stride up to them and chat them up and there's no problem. It's because Chris is trying to be friends with them.
I don't think Chris is lying when he's trying to be friends. I think it's absolutely genuine.
Now, obviously Chris isn't going to turn down a girl if she wants to fuck him. But he's not setting this up as a "plan". He's tried to befriend girls many times in the past, and no matter how subtly he (thinks) is being, he knows he gets his shit wrecked for it. I think Chris is legitimately just trying a new plan. He's trying to make friends and find people to spend time with. It's better than being alone, and maybe one of these days, it'll lead to him meeting his sweetheart.
It's kind of like an underpants gnomes plan: 1) find friends 2) ??? 3) profit!
I think Chris is autistically sticking to his plan of befriending them only. If he wasn't, his whole situation would've burned down years ago.
That's why Chris is so pissed about getting accused of hitting on girls. And why he believes trolls are brainwashing them into thinking he's a creep. Chris knows that he's not trying to bang them by calling them "darling" and "dear". He's just trying to be friendly, as far as he can tell. Someone must be broadcasting this slanderous lie into Doopie's noggin. Probs the trolls.
I wish she had stopped before alogging. I don't blame her, but Chris' response would be interesting.
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In this conversation, she was also talking to Hirtes. She's not even aware she was talking to an individual who hadn't had a history any less strange than Chris'. I can't really blame her for that either though, Lady has only heard about Chris because literally, everyone in the Planet Dolan crew warned about him.
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Her LadyLogging shtick is getting old.
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So that's what he meant.
...I haven't heard of any antifa members rioting while dressed as ponies, though.
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Well, I'm guessing. It could be something completely different.
But that's the kind of autistic wordplay that would make sense in this context.
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They are faggy and autistic enough to do so though.
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Vouching for "mistweet" to be added as a CWCism on the CWCki meaning "to harass and make someone uncomfortable while being completely blameless"
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The fuck is he even talking about?
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Chris said:
Since when did Vim mention anything about his critics being "conformist"?
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Seems to be that the word was mentioned in an episode.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Transcripts/The_Cutie_Map_-_Part_2
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That's the point here. Ask yourself, what would Chris spend his money on: toys or hormones.
It did.
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It's basically an episode of MLP were a social justice pony convinces everyone to give up cutie marks and conform to banality whilst playing "rules are for thee and not for me" like all true lolcow liberals.
Chris has mentioned it triggering him before because it stole iconography from the LGBT brigade (it didn't it's just an = sign)
Tumblr had a shit fit over it.
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You know, Chris has more free time than any other person in the developed world. He could learn any trade, watch stocks closely and invest in them appropriately; really anything he wanted to do. Instead he spends approximately 20 hours a day watching My Little Pony every day to the point where he can memorize the plots of each and every episode and their respective titles. What a fucking life.