Containment Random Chris Updates

[Caz]

I can see Chris eating the entire box, and the dogs getting a few crumbs.

If they're lucky, the dogs might get something juicier.

Ugh...uhm, Sorbet! Where are you? Here, kitty, kitty...

 

[asperhes]

Chris's voice would be so disastrous for a voice actor. I am not just saying that because he's Chris, but his voice is legit awful for it

It's just fascinating that Chris believes himself to be the pinnacle of human achievement in just about everything he tries. His comic should be a multimedia empire, he should be both a screen and voice actor, he sings like Frank Sinatra, he's qualified to teach about love and gender, etc. All because his mother and 7th grade teacher once said, "You're a good drawer, Chris!"

 

[Tubular Monkey]

"I trust your judgement hon"
She's not even trying to be subtle.

"I'm a troll and I'm trolling you, stupid!"

"LOVE YEW TEWWWW!"

 

[Paige Matheson]

Can a poll be set up to vote whether Jessica is a Troll or a White knight?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

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Chris's whole "trying way too hard to be kawaii" is really starting to get grating.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And also his voice sounds like


Chris's whole "trying way too hard to be kawaii" is really starting to get grating.

....."and I'm her little Miss Chri-teen".

 

[dj turnip]

Chris's whole "trying way too hard to be kawaii" is really starting to get grating.

I would love to know what kind of shy anime girl he thinks he looks like when he talks that way.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Chris's whole "trying way too hard to be kawaii" is really starting to get grating.

Starting?

 

[AnOminous]

Can a poll be set up to vote whether Jessica is a Troll or a White knight?

Troll knight.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Troll knight.

Anna was one of those as well. Eventually, they get tired of Chris' BS, though.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

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"They go crumbling down, with an airplane!"

 

[Duck and Turn]

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"See?! See how caring I am?! Look at those flower emoticons! This time I used 3 at once!"
We still have that video of your cursor crashing into Twin Towers, Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Little secret......that eagle is actually Bob reincarnated watching Chris at 14 BC.

 

[CWCissey]

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That fateful day he got a dark Arbok Pogeymans card.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[dacwcman69]

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"Complaining always works for me; in any situation really"

 

[Fapcop]

"Complaining always works for me; in any situation really"

"And if all else fails, dear, complain on the internet and demand that people take action on your behalf!"

 

[Caz]

That fateful day he got a dark Arbok Pogeymans card.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

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