Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

To be fair, Claire, you can still hate Mondays even if it's not Monday.

 

[Slowinthemind]

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If Chris owned a "I hate Mondays" shirt he would wear it for a month straight, spray it with perfume and put it away to be worn again 2 months later.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris likes Lazycast - a podcast which has Doopie and her boyfriend as members.

 

[Star Platinum]

I'm honestly surprised that Chris is still hung up about the whole Doopie thing. Usually he either forgets about people or writes them off as dang dirty trolling-stupids, but he's doing neither now; he just keeps thirstposting and block evading. Twitter is really bad for him

 

[Fapcop]

I sincerely believe, that whenever Chris was diagnosed with autism (all the way back in the dark 80ies) the immense amounts of autism that met his shrink, completely overshadowed a secondary diagnosis that could and should also have been made:

Mental rtardation.

I'm completely serious, and not in a 'ha-ha-Chris is a rtard' kinda way. Chris suffers from mild mental rtardation, and it comes across when he's playing with his toys and does voices for them all. And in instances like this:

I don't know how many of you ever have interactions with 10-12 year olds, but this is 100% something you can expect to hear from a preteen. Or from a mildly rtarded 35 year old male.

 

[sonichu is dead]

Does Chri-Teen Chanla think Jessica doesn't look at his twatter?
He's gonna get an earful for stalking young girls again!

 

[Jack Awful]

I sincerely believe, that whenever Chris was diagnosed with autism (all the way back in the dark 80ies) the immense amounts of autism that met his shrink, completely overshadowed a secondary diagnosis that could and should also have been made:

Mental rtardation.

I'm completely serious, and not in a 'ha-ha-Chris is a rtard' kinda way. Chris suffers from mild mental rtardation, and it comes across when he's playing with his toys and does voices for them all. And in instances like this:

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I don't know how many of you ever have interactions with 10-12 year olds, but this is 100% something you can expect to hear from a preteen. Or from a mildly rtarded 35 year old male.

Technically, Chris is tarded, but I think it does stem from his autism.
Fully grown autists can act like and have speech patterns resembling preteens while still being able to drive and hold down basic jobs.
As someone who has done volunteering to help autistic adults, Chris's behaviors aren't out of the ordinary.
Also, since autism is a developmental disorder, I guess he could technically be classified as tarded, because tardation isn't an actual mental illness, but a blanket term that applies to many disorders (including some forms of autism). The fact he isn't diagnosed with more could stem from him being diagnosed at a young age, before it became apparent how mentally fucked up he really was.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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He's also used "funny-cute." I think he just views "cute" as a word that girls use a lot.

He wouldn't be the first troon to describe himself as "cute" when he's a hulking sweaty man.

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Why would Chris give a shit about Mondays? "Oh no, it's Monday, another long hard week of sitting around, playing with Lego and harassing women half my age on Twitter! Roll on retirement!"

Technically, Chris is tarded, but I think it does stem from his autism.
Fully grown autists can act like and have speech patterns resembling preteens while still being able to drive and hold down basic jobs.
As someone who has done volunteering to help autistic adults, Chris's behaviors aren't out of the ordinary.
Also, since autism is a developmental disorder, I guess he could technically be classified as tarded, because tardation isn't an actual mental illness, but a blanket term that applies to many disorders (including some forms of autism). The fact he isn't diagnosed with more could stem from him being diagnosed at a young age, before it became apparent how mentally fucked up he really was.

I think a lot of it comes down to the fact that he didn't get the help he needed growing up. Borb thought the autism would go away if they just pretended it didn't exist, but at the same time leapt on anyone who dared to punish Chris for acting up. Consequently he didn't get the special treatment he needed, but nor was he forced to learn coping skills the hard way.

 

[Cowpies]

Here is the photo that went with this post. It bugs me the way he hyphenates cute, as if he needs to describe what type of cute it is. I guess he assumes everyone else has a difficult time grasping context in writing the way he does. Also there is nothing cute about this picture. View attachment 279370

No way he's been taking hormones for over a year. Not actual legal ones under a doctor's supervision. anyway. He wouldn't still look so mannish and have so much facial/chest hair.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'm honestly surprised that Chris is still hung up about the whole Doopie thing. Usually he either forgets about people or writes them off as dang dirty trolling-stupids, but he's doing neither now; he just keeps thirstposting and block evading. Twitter is really bad for him

I've often wondered if one of the reasons Chris sees Doopie as his great white whale is because he thinks he could manipulate her into drawing Sonichu comics for him. Chris has shown repeatedly that he wants someone else to do the heavy lifting with the Sonichu 'brand' while he barks out vague orders and arbitrarily strikes down ideas that inflame his autism.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The only time I ever see women use the word "cute" is to describe themselves when they are morbidly obese hambeasts. "I am fat but cute!"

 

[Chrisology1337]

I sincerely believe, that whenever Chris was diagnosed with autism (all the way back in the dark 80ies) the immense amounts of autism that met his shrink, completely overshadowed a secondary diagnosis that could and should also have been made:

Mental rtardation.

I'm completely serious, and not in a 'ha-ha-Chris is a rtard' kinda way. Chris suffers from mild mental rtardation, and it comes across when he's playing with his toys and does voices for them all. And in instances like this:

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I don't know how many of you ever have interactions with 10-12 year olds, but this is 100% something you can expect to hear from a preteen. Or from a mildly rtarded 35 year old male.

The Hardcore Kid actually said in his review of Chris that what he did wasn't autistic, it was mental rtardation. So yeah a lot of people think that too.

 

[Slowinthemind]

The only time I ever see women use the word "cute" is to describe themselves when they are morbidly obese hambeasts. "I am fat but cute!"

Nah, I have heard them use it to describe a man that they do not want to fuck but do not want to be rude enough to call him ugly.

 

[m0rnutz]

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Still does.

I don't know who Amychan is, if they are an orbiter or Chris alt, but they're definitely a white knight.

Dumping other stuff I got on mobile. These two in particular are interesting, because Chris mimics what he sees.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Still does.

I don't know who Amychan is, if they are an orbiter or Chris alt, but they're definitely a white knight.
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Dumping other stuff I got on mobile. These two in particular are interesting, because Chris mimics what he sees.

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Making a Discord group to protect Chris? I see no downside.

 

[Jack Awful]

I think a lot of it comes down to the fact that he didn't get the help he needed growing up. Borb thought the autism would go away if they just pretended it didn't exist, but at the same time leapt on anyone who dared to punish Chris for acting up. Consequently he didn't get the special treatment he needed, but nor was he forced to learn coping skills the hard way.

Agreed. Guarantee the autists I knew coulda turned out like Chris if they weren't supervised early on.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris changed the payment option for his Patreon to up-front charging. I guess he was tired of people pledging and then bailing before getting charged.

 

[CatParty]

Chris changed the payment option for his Patreon to up-front charging. I guess he was tired of people pledging and then bailing before getting charged.

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no one should be giving him money

 

[dj turnip]

Still does.

I don't know who Amychan is, if they are an orbiter or Chris alt, but they're definitely a white knight.
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Dumping other stuff I got on mobile. These two in particular are interesting, because Chris mimics what he sees.

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What about Desiree? Is she a white knight or a troll bc jfc who the fuck would be jealous of jessay