Containment Random Chris Updates

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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Cat being crushed by a green haired monster. This is horrifying.

 

[big salad]

Jessica has a cat named Clyde. The irony never ceases.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Still no mention of Pollo...

 

[Pretzel Time]

Does anyone else think Quinn's cat being named Clyde is a bit of a red flag?

 

[Chanchu]

Does anyone else think Quinn's cat being named Clyde is a bit of a red flag?

Now why would you say that?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Still no mention of Pollo...

I think Pollo started to eat the leftover Chicken Noodle Soup the dogs stopped eating and became a Mawkenda Cat.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Jessica has a cat named Clyde. The irony never ceases.

I hope she told him that her real last name would be Cash and that her cat would troll her all the time to see if Chris would get it

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

 

[CWCissey]

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Chris likes Jessay, so yeah, I can see why he'd say not all trolls are bad now.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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I'm noticing something here.

I wonder if Jessica told him something about Kiwi fruits helping you with sleep.

Or, fixing a biological clock like a sweetheart should.

 

[BurningPewter]

how was Chris posting that Jessica quote to Doopie? Doesn't the block stop that? not a twitter expert

 

[LocalFireDept]

Does anyone else think Quinn's cat being named Clyde is a bit of a red flag?

"Similar" means we may have another orange Clyde bastard

 

[Slowinthemind]

"Similar" means we may have another orange Clyde bastard

Clyde Cash, Pmurt and now Clyde Cat, orange assholes are always trying to bring our hero down.

 

[m0rnutz]

Browsing through the tweets Chris has liked.

Tell me he's not a pedophile.

 

[Trilby]

Browsing through the tweets Chris has liked.

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Tell me he's not a pedophile.

I hope not.

 

[m0rnutz]

As mentioned, Chris watches Lana Rain adult streams. Recently he's liked a tweet by her.

For anyone who hasn't stepped foot in the deviancy that is camgirls, this is Lana Rain.

I guess Chris likes lolis now.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

As mentioned, Chris watches Lana Rain adult streams. Recently he's liked a tweet by her.

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For anyone who hasn't stepped foot in the deviancy that is camgirls, this is Lana Rain.

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I guess Chris likes lolis now.

She is cosplaying as one of the characters from those sadistic bullet hell games and, frankly, she looks 27 and actively on meth. Does she cosplay as kid characters often?

 

[m0rnutz]

Yes. She's a cosplayer, so she dresses up to her twitch streams or her MFC streams. Was the #1 stream on CB and MFC for a while.

But let's face it, we know why Chdis is watching. He probably even tips large amounts of tokens and thinks he's dating her now.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Browsing through the tweets Chris has liked.

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Tell me he's not a pedophile.

16 is not a pedo in most of the world, you can shag at that age in many 1st world countries. There are countless reasons to bash Chris but we have no evidence he is a kiddy diddler.

 

[IV 445]

16 is not a pedo in most of the world, you can shag at that age in many 1st world countries. There are countless reasons to bash Chris but we have no evidence he is a kiddy diddler.

I agree with the 2nd part, but the 1st sentence is something you shouldn't bring up around here