Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

What it said:

 

[Positron]

"The prefix trans belongs to us only! Vestites stop appropriating our culture!"
If only Chris were so eloquent.

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"Com'on ladies! I'm a TRUE and HONEST woman and LESBIAN! But you don't like tribbing I still have a six-inch, totally-not-bent dick for your pleasure!"

 

[MY 405]

I prefer the term 'transwaistcoats', personally.

 

[Guy Smiley]

I prefer the term 'transwaistcoats', personally.

I laughed. I'm not proud of it, but I laughed.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Or Chris was trying to perform damage control and say it was an older pic and Sorbets eye looks better because people were saying how bad it looks...

"My cat is less blind than previously photographed and no longer brain damaged!"

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So transgender people are only pretending to be women. You heard it from Chris himself.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah, that was Chris' whole idea of the post, but I was talking more about Chris' strange new way to refer to transvestites. Plus, who, besides Chris, even uses "vestite" as a word?

He's saying trans (gender and vestites), the two terms as a group. The space between trans and gender was intentional. It's a weird, autistic attempt to avoid duplicating trans twice.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

He's saying trans (gender and vestites), the two terms as a group. The space between trans and gender was intentional. It's a weird, autistic attempt to avoid duplicating trans twice.

In other words, Chris believes everyone can understand his autistic gibberish. I mean, before I thought he put a space between the word "transgender" unintentionally due to his crappy English.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[The Dude]

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"Waahhh! We would be so much better if the President had a vagina!" That's literally all Chris cared about with Hillary. I'll bet he couldn't even state one single political position she had.

As far as the term "trap" goes, I always thought it was any male (transvestite or transgender, but typically attracted to men) who still had his boy bits intact, but when dressed as a woman looked extremely feminine and attractive. The "trap" being that they're able to attract straight men and surprise them when they get in bed together.

 

[MY 405]

I laughed. I'm not proud of it, but I laughed.

Yeah, even I was sort of ashamed of this one. (For about thirty seconds.)

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Pseudo Intellectual]

While it is true, there's a big difference between someone who is that age or close to it being with someone of the same/similar age and a middle aged man (or woman) creeping on some barely legal person.

Oh fuck i forgot he lives in charrlottesville lmao

 

[dacwcman69]

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Jessica thought Doopie was the real threat; turns out she was just a diversion.

 

[Trilby]

Oh fuck i forgot he lives in charrlottesville lmao

Technically Ruckersville (much smaller than the other).

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[AnOminous]

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Holy fuck. What an autistic asshole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiromi_Hayakawa

She died giving birth and the kid died, too. This fat fuck is upset it will change the pony's voice.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Does anyone know the last time Chris looked at a calendar? According to Chris, there's 366 days in the year instead of you know, 365. Where the hell did he get the extra day from (unless he's counting his own birthday as the extra day)?

 

[The Dude]

Does anyone know the last time Chris looked at a calendar? According to Chris, there's 366 days in the year instead of you know, 365. Where the hell did he get the extra day from (unless he's counting his own birthday as the extra day)?

He could be counting leap years. Or he might just be as dumb as a sack of hammers.

 

[Gunslinger]

Jessica thought Doopie was the real threat; turns out she was just a diversion.

I had to look this voice actress up (Claire Corlett) then remembered someone had mentioned her before on here as voicing one of the baby ponies on MLP. I realize she has turned 18, but it just seems creepy that Chris is tweeting at her so much. Maybe because she still looks so young? The way he just latches onto people is disturbing.

 

[Trilby]

Holy fuck. What an autistic asshole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiromi_Hayakawa

She died giving birth and the kid died, too. This fat fuck is upset it will change the pony's voice.

Does he even watch the show in Spanish?