Containment Random Chris Updates

[ImOnTheOutsideNow]

Well... yeah. It's a great song

 

[Cuntster]

I cannot fault his taste in music, Whitney Houston was an amazing artist in her prime.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The one thing that Chris and Whitney have in common: They both look like bloated corpses.

 

[m0rnutz]

Can we get Chris into metal now?

 

[Fareal]

"you own a Whitney Houston album? More than one?"

 

[CWCissey]

Chris has always had the taste of a female 1990s teenager

Shame it isn't a cool female 1990's teenager, he could probably get away with singing L7 or Veruca Salt or something.

 

[Trilby]

I wonder if he also likes Huey Lewis and the News.

I hope not, I don't want him ruining "I Want A New Drug" for me.

Can we get Chris into metal now?

He should've been into metal in the first place since that was the music of choice for most special ed. students (next to rap).

Shame it isn't a cool female 1990's teenager, he could probably get away with singing L7 or Veruca Salt or something.

Probably heard "I Will Always Love You" one too many times. Reminded during my time in high school, the "Channel One News" program would run that AT&T commercial over and over and over.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris has always had the taste of a female 1990s teenager

If that female teenager played with leggos, transformers, and stalked women on the internet.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris has always had the taste of a female 1990s teenager

That's not what I heard from Mia Hamm

...

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris has always had the taste of a female 1990s teenager

More like a pre-teen actually. Chris acts like a 12 years old girl in a lot of respects. He seems to be stuck with this image of girls he got from elementary school mixed up with the women he's seen in porn, which is pretty disturbing. Luckily he is socially awkward and looks like a complete weirdo so people know to stay away or else that mindset could get him into trouble. Well...in real life, it already gets him in trouble online.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And she always saves her heart for her Sonichu!

Putting all that weight on is not a good way to save her heart.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

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Very true indeed, however the irony is Chris doesn't apply those at all.

 

[Milk Mage]

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"Miss Siri" :autism:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Chris has gone beyond satire at this point.

"Miss Siri" :autism:

It's quite possible that he believes Siri to be an actual AI. Hell, with his theory of mind, it might as well be.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Chris is sads

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris is sads

How can you miss someone you've never even spoken to? I guess this is Chris' autistic way of saying he's horny.

 

[Deviljho]

Chris is sads

Shouldn't have fucked it up then

 

[crayolasword]

Not a Chris update but I saw these on Etsy and it made me chuckle.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris: "Miss Siri, How many years does it take for you to find your sweetheart?"

Siri: "For you............?"

Siri: "There's a larger chance of Donald Trump being arrested as a male, gay prostitute".