Containment Random Chris Updates

CwChalk said:
He's really aiming for the old bag lady look. Nailing it!

Why does he never check or correct anything he posts?
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He probably did check, but he's too lazy to retake it and since he already knows what the sign was supposed to say he thinks everyone else will know too.

If you squint hard enough, the extra green hair disappears and you could almost see Classic Chris with his old haircut.
 
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Liquid Plumber is the lazy way to clean a drain, used if you were too lazy to pick up wads of hair left in it prior.

Methinks he's been dumping food scraps into the sink.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
They have to have more than one bathroom, the other one is probably Barb’s and would you want to go in there?
Either way, they aren’t sharing one and Chris’s is clogged with his luxurious seaweed hair.
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The half bath is probably used for Keurig and hoard.
 
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Varis said:
This looks like a still from a video. What I can make out is:

...rt!
...(Y)ou, Tart!
...Out!

Tart? Random capitalization or someone's online alias?
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As a two-time prostitute, Chris is in no position to be calling anyone else a tart.

EDIT: Wait a second, hasn't he used "tart" as a pet name recently? Possibly for Quinn?
 
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I think he's holding up the picture for that song he wrote about a sweetheart where he calls them a tart. I don't know if it was specifically for Jessica Quinn or any actual person or if it was just a random access humor Sonichu song.
 
Chris writes that clogged drain comment like it is a common occurrence. I have never seen a clogged private shower or bathtub. I know it can happen, but it should not in a newly rebuilt home with two residents who rarely bathe. Unless they are using the bathtub as a garbage disposal.

These are the weird insights into his life that I love. He assumes his troubles that come from living in a filthy dump of a home are universally shared by all. Like we get how the drain is always clogged in the bathtub.
 
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