Containment Random Chris Updates

Night Star and Discord (some dragon thing from MLP) are also in this story, but their parts are so small and unimportant I didn’t add them anywhere else here.
Discord has a major role, in that Chris tried to get him to the real world at his Pokemon club - "I allowed Discord to enjoy some of the fun there. He watched a few Dungeon and Dragon-type games get played. I
even allowed him to see if he could get one of my friends to notice and see him. But she didn't budge. Oh, well. Also, in parts of the outing, Discord attached himself onto me in the form of a vest, so he didn't have to be as obvious."

Wait he's on fucking valium now??
Yeah. He talked about taking valium after a church official told him to stop wearing his BronyCon horn.
 
I spent 15 minutes just reading the first 2 paragraphs over and over and over again while thinking "CWC my nigga... Are you for real?!"

Edit: I just read the rest of it. It feels as if Christine's brain just fucks off into space and never returned. Whatever it is that I'm seeing, its not autism. There's just no fucking way. His mind slips from reality in a way that's never been documented before. I used to think he's just retarded, but after seeing this, I am amazed that he can still talk, eat, crap, and sleep. Whatever comes afterwards, I am excited to see it. And I'm NOT talking about Barb's death. I'm talking about CWC's purest strain of CWC-ism yet.
 
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This is a long and tiring read.
Here’s some bite-sized bullet points summing up the post if you don’t want to read it.
  • It’s made very clear by Chris That. This. Is. Real. This is NOT a fictional or created plot for Sonichu, this actually happened in our reality.
  • Chris felt some freaky energy from her Sega Dreamcast. She used her new “third eye power” aka psychic bullshit along with Magi-Chan to find out it had some dormant power, so she left it on all day.
  • That power was Uzame, a goddess from Neptunia, who took over Chris body after being released from the Dreamcast. This isn’t a total possession, Chris is still in control, they just share a body.
  • Another goddess, Neptune, is in trouble. Chris is too lazy and sends Sylvana to save her, which she does with ease.
  • The other three goddesses, thankful for Neptune’s rescue, give Chris all their powers. Sylvana, who actually saved Neptune, gets nothing.
  • Uzame’s twin, Korume, is evil because chichè evil twin plot.
  • Korume convinces Graduon to take over CWCville. Why Graduon, a character who’s tried multiple times to take over CWCville, needed to be persuaded is not mentioned.
  • Chris, with powers from five goddesses and super psychic powers herself, forsaw everything.
  • Because of this, CWCville effortlessly wins the battle against Korume and Graduon, no really, Chris talks about how easy the battle was due to her ability to see the future.
  • Chris claims the goddesses need our help, but doesn’t explain why. We can help by buying and playing this game and also literally praying for/to the goddesses.
  • Night Star and Discord (some dragon thing from MLP) are also in this story, but their parts are so small and unimportant I didn’t add them anywhere else here.
Yeah, but you forgot one key thing: The cloakers
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I'm just amazed he's allowed black people into his army without strapping bombs to them and claiming they're doing CWCville an honorable service.
Chris finally sheds his southern baked racism, but only one race as a time since we haven't seen a single fleshed out Mexican in Sonichu
 
I can just imagine him in that cluttered room of his, babbling on all day to people who aren't there, floundering around doing really goofy attempts at kicks and punches all while wearing his dirty tattered dress. And then there's Barb in the other room, slowly dying as she shuffles around the hoard trying to ignore the noise.
It's a little sad thinking that's probably what his average day at 14 BLC is like.
 
So 1) chirus has an hexbox? Why? Bland hatred aside, there is nothing on it that would interest him if he already had a ps4(unless he bought it JUST to play rare replay)
2) magi-chan is not doing his job, again.

He's owned a 360 before, he hasn't sperged about hexbawks in ages. Chris is terrible at money and makes impulse purchases all the time so another fingerhut splurge is unsurprising.
 
So I think specifically declaring this "schizophrenia" is a bit much. Chris doesn't have the rambling speech (Chris says goofy shit when he speaks because he's dumb, but it's not schizo level disconnect) nor does he have the visual or aural hallucinations*.

Now that being said, there's a big problem in that Chris is not invested in reality like a normal person should be. I think describing Chris' weird bonkers shit here as childlike fantasies is pretty on target. Chris is like a kid except he has no parents to reign him in. No ceiling above him. The sky's the limit with the insane ideas he can express and believe in.

* To come back to the visual/aural hallucinations, I think if he claims he has them, he's lying. I think the most he has as far that goes is wishful thinking. Chris thinks he can make paper move, but he's not balsy enough to think he can jump out of a building and fly (for example).

In fact, I think if you worded it carefully, you could probably even get Chris to even stop pretending to see/hear his imaginary friends, by telling Chris he's inches away from involuntary commitment in a mental hospital for his insanity. I do think (again, with careful wording) Chris would stop pretending even to himself to hear his imaginary characters. Now, I think he'd still be into woo, like crystal healing and stupid shit like that, but again, he'd tone down the more bonkers claims.

However, none of this keeps Chris from being a danger to himself or others. It would just require a tense situation for him to play pretend a bit too aggressively, and (say) get his ass beat by cops.

Like when he curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd Mary Lee Walsh. Or more worryingly, like people have mentioned, the taint wound. (Though I don't believe he was sober when that happened.)

I think there's definitely a risk with Chris essentially "playing chicken" with reality. I don't think he does the craziest shit he wishes he could (and like how he didn't cut his taint wound sober) because he doesn't actually believe it as much as he wants to believe it. This writeup? It's Chris desperately trying to convince everyone, including himself, that the magic shit is real.

But again, it doesn't need to be too terribly sincere of a belief for it to get him into trouble.

I think Chris is stressed about life, and the lack of control he has over his life. Chris isn't in a position to improve his life, like telling Barb to fuck off, so he tries to control his life with magic.
 
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