Containment Random Chris Updates

[CWICKQUARTER]

As incoherent as the first installment.

Would not watch again.

 

[bigshot]

I can picture Chris and Barb at the dinette set eating Hungry Man dinners while Chris babbles on and on about this stuff and Barb drools a little out of the side of her mouth.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I want the same medication than the one Chris is taking.

I'm pretty sure Chris just takes a pill for every color of the rainbow.

 

[Marvin]

I want the same medication than the one Chris is taking.

Tranny pills.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I can picture Chris and Barb at the dinette set eating Hungry Man dinners while Chris babbles on and on about this stuff and Barb drools a little out of the side of her mouth.

I'm just waiting for Barb to have that brief moment of lucidity and call Chris a faggot.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

Obligatory chris is getting better post

 

[Henry Wyatt]

This could be linked with Barb's declining state? They are one and the same blob, Chris and Barb.

"I cheated death thanks to you, and thanks to you I left my mark. From here on out. you are bob"

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1574977662596707

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Okay, now I'm convinced someone is fucking with him.

 

[Metropolis Reigns]

I think we're approaching the grand finale of grand autismo.

 

[CatParty]

why the fuck is his patreon up to $600 a month?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The pictured operative is a decoy. My sources tell me this is the TRUE and HONEST operative.

Spoiler

 

[Zvantastika]

Spoiler: True and honest lyrics

Од Бихаћа до Петровца села, до Петровца села
Српска земља нападнута цела, нападнута цела

Караџићу води Србе своје, води Србе своје
Нек се види, никог се не боје, никог се не боје

Јој да виде хрватске Усташе, хрватске Усташе
Не дирајте ви огњиште наше, ви огњисте наше

Караџићу води Србе своје, води Србе своје
Нек се види, никог се не боје, никог се не боје

Из Крајине кренули су вуци, кренули су вуци
Чувајте се Усташе и Турци, Усташе и Турци

Караџићу води Србе своје, води Србе своје
Нек се види, никог се не боје, никог се не боје

У одбрани свога српског рода, свога српског рода
Боримо се, драга нам слобода, драга нам слобода

Караџићу води Србе своје, води Србе своје
Нек се види, никог се не боје, никог се не боје
Нек се види, никог се не боје, никог се не боје

Слава Соничу (Glory to Sonichu)

 

[Nien Nunb]

At this point, Chris should just stream himself playing with his toys. Good way to make money, since retards give him money there.

 

[Observatory]

What is even going on. I kinda got the whole thing with the anime game console, because it's an anime chick... but he's just not slowing down with this, is he.
Where is he getting this shit from?

 

[Ballzymaker94]

...should we tell him that the operation in question sounds an awful lot like the failed German invasion of the USSR? Or that the man in the photo is a Serbian war criminal?

 

[Caz]

So is the accordion playing serb gonna be featured in Sonichu? Also Russia has only one billionaire.

 

[mickmars]

I'm sure his Patreon fans agree this Neptunia thing is worth every penny.

 

[zap2theextreme]

What is even going on. I kinda got the whole thing with the anime game console, because it's an anime chick... but he's just not slowing down with this, is he.
Where is he getting this shit from?

They're Sonichu plot ideas that he's got in his head and he's playing pretend like it's happening to him in real life.

 

[Nekromantik]

...should we tell him that the operation in question sounds an awful lot like the failed German invasion of the USSR? Or that the man in the photo is a Serbian war criminal?

You need to tell him in a way he understands.

War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.