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Same chance as this inspiring it.
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no its totally this

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Putting Holocaust words in a child's mouth is just tawdry and sad.
No way; this shit is funny beyond belief.

It’s the 21st century, and a college graduate (hell, probably PVCC’s most well-known alumnus ever) is unaware that the Holocaust happened and is blithely putting showers, ovens and dentists into a POW camp located just outside of his hometown.

In a comic book. Intended for a YA-7 audience.

This is better than Marvin’s idea to get CWC to put a character named “Dicksucker” in Chinese into Sonichu.
 
Chris totally his shit over blarms, but the rage he'd feel if the peeps at the top decided to make Sonic gay in an attempt to be more progressive or appease the LGBT community(for whatever reason), is something I'd love to see.
I think it would just push him further into pony land.
 
Can't wait for the next update, where Chris and the 'chu's commemorate the fallen soldiers and calling it a "hollow cost".

What about the return of Chris' twin sister from the time void? She revealed herself when she banged on the door. I guess you could say Crystal knocked...
 
No way; this shit is funny beyond belief.

It’s the 21st century, and a college graduate (hell, probably PVCC’s most well-known alumnus ever) is unaware that the Holocaust happened and is blithely putting showers, ovens and dentists into a POW camp located just outside of his hometown.

In a comic book. Intended for a YA-7 audience.

This is better than Marvin’s idea to get CWC to put a character named “Dicksucker” in Chinese into Sonichu.
What I'm waiting for is Chris's reaction when he realizes what happened, remember, Chris thinks all the events he imagines there to have happened, no ifs, buts, or maybes. So this is already a significant intrusion into his hugbox, maybe on the level of the Simonla debacle.

Also, I wonder if the troll will get emboldened and start trolling even more blatantly.
 
What I'm waiting for is Chris's reaction when he realizes what happened, remember, Chris thinks all the events he imagines there to have happened, no ifs, buts, or maybes. So this is already a significant intrusion into his hugbox, maybe on the level of the Simonla debacle.

Also, I wonder if the troll will get emboldened and start trolling even more blatantly.

I'm sure we'll know as soon as the British smoker comes in, starting brawls on CWCVille beach...
 
I do hope that Sega releases a Sonichu DLC. You know it got thrown around the office even as a joke amongst the developers!
Appeasing an autist is not really worth risking the wrath of the most litigious company in the gaming business. But you know that whoever runs the Sonic twitter account has pitched this, multiple times.

If it ever happens, I expect him to start sending glitterbombs to Sega so they would give him his cut as the TRUE KIND & HONEST EMPATHETIC creator of Sonichu.
 
Chris also played the game with the blue-armed bandit (Sonic Boom) on both PS3 Wii and some portable Nintendo system (PSP, perhaps?).

The thing is, Chris just isn't that discriminating in his choices of the media he consumes (TV, video games, anime, cartoons, etc.) If it's got bright colors, peppy music, and is designed for the 10-and-under crowd, it's more likely than not that he'll be into it.
I believe he said that he didn't buy them himself, he received those games in the mail (Possibly by a ween?).
 
I believe he said that he didn't buy them himself, he received those games in the mail (Possibly by a ween?).

Oh really, because I recall him saying they were a gift from a friend.
Really we all know he bought them himself and just doesn't want to seem like even more of an asshat
 
I just can't get over "Fine Ol' Solution" it's such a CWC-esque corruption. That was a great move whoever told him that.
 
Everyone was disappointed with it. Chris is no exception.
It's not the worst thing Sega has shat out. Sonic Mania was absolutely great. The problem with Forces is trying to put too much shit into too little a game. It's got nearly the whole cast and they try to shoehorn as many of them as they can into a cutscene or conversation. Then there's your OC which actually is pretty much the best part. You start off bare ass naked (expect as a female they have to wear a flesh tone body suit), and unlock shit pretty frequently; beating the level unlocks stuff and getting an S rank gets more. The real problem is having two Sonics. There's the one from generations and then current day one. For a game meant to star your OC they take the backseat quite a bit to the blue bastards.
 
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