Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pony Horn]

I think he's finally realized that describing this shit in big rambling Facebook posts requires much less effort than depicting it in the comic. I expect autistic Facebook textwalls to replace the comic before too long. Also I'm having a good giggle at Camp Jonestown.

He can't stop drawing because his Patreon money will dry up.

Did he mean Coney Island? Isn't that an entertainment district in New York City? What's so intimidating about roller-coasters? I'll just blame :autism:

As @Ballzymaker94 said earlier it's Joseph Kony.

 

[Trilby]

Finally, Cwcville has the budget to update the mall for the first time since 1996!

Probably gets turned into one of those outdoor "lifestyle centers" that are a bitch to walk through during winter months!

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Probably gets turned into one of those outdoor "lifestyle centers" that are a bitch to walk through during winter months!

As common of a saying in describing Chris.
"Your tax dollars at work!"

 

[MacandCheeseManatee1976]

So, who's being put in the prison camps? niggos? failed sweethearts? hedgehogs with blue arms?

 

[Arkangel]

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...Vorkuta...

"MASONCHRIS! WE HAVE TO FIND THE NUMBER STATION! YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS! THEY PROGRAMMED IT INTO YOU!"

 

[Florence]

Camp X-Ray? Jonestown? Sandusky’s Trunk?! Dear Godbear, Chris, what have you done?

So, who's being put in the prison camps? niggos? failed sweethearts? hedgehogs with blue arms?

 

[Dunder]

To All of my Cwcville Citizens, Vacationing Here, in my reality: a Madman has infected the US Money there with an infectious Virus, similar to Smallpox. The US Currency is temporarily being changed to Cwcsmarts in the city, until all infected monies are isolated and disinfected!

So is Chris going around town trying to buy shit with cwcsmarts? What's the exchange rate?

 

[Some Manajerk]

To the one i don't think has been mentioned, Vorkuta was a soviet Gulag. I'm kinda let down whoever this troll is didn't try to sneak an actual concentration camp name into the list. heck, they could have gone with camp names from the Boer war where the term originated if they really wanted to be clever and original. Still hilarious tho.

 

[Hmmpf!]

So, who's being put in the prison camps? niggos? failed sweethearts? hedgehogs with blue arms?

People he cursed.

 

[For The Internet]

Cwcsplaining incoming in 3...2...

"I am not nor have I ever been a nazi sympathiser y'all... I did not know of the prison camps or of da ovens..."

 

[Sanic]

Lol, is pewdiepie fucking with cwc?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Someone's feeding this stuff to Chris. He most likely has no idea what all these things actually mean.

Yeah, this is the equivalent of Youtubers who teach their 4-year-old children swear words and record them saying it. Lame.

 

[MacMasonry]

Lol, is pewdiepie fucking with cwc?

I will shit, record the process and post it in General Discussions without context if this is the case

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Hopefully my silly jokes didn't hurt your concentration. Camp seem to keep myself from focusing on what's German to the topic at hand. Jew can consider this my apology.

Enough, man, you don't have to write a whole SA about it.

 

[Venom Snake]

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That must be on the random quote generator

 

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

What the hell does any of this actually mean?

Also, I lol'd at "Sandusky's Trunk" and "Kony Island". Who the fuck has been feeding him these names

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris is a tyrant, although he is too oblivious to get the reference. It kinda goes along with the whole horrible prison and concentration camp theme he's working into Cwcville canon right now. At this point it's just gotten embarrassing and cringy to watch and I am genuinely surprised one of his white knights hasn't explained what's going on to him. Or maybe they have and he just has his head too far up some troll's ass to listen.

 

[Un Platano]

The Nazis only built 7 extermination camps. Chris has now built 9 of them, and there's no telling how many more he may make.

 

[Professional_Sneak]

Only Chris could fail to talk about ponies and sound even more insane in doing so.

 

[Apocalypso]

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